The Chateau Diaries #310 What does Phillip do for a living? NOTHING!

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Cleo's Asp

I think someone needs to place a comment about how Fanny and Potts used the consecrated chapel in the past and ask if they will do the same in future!
 
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shatcho shiek

I'll tell you what Phillip does, he dictates what should be photoshopped in the Vlogs and what needs to be blurred out ...
even in this scene with the dump the windows, the outside walls crumbling and decaying being photoshopped and blurred out as much as the bearded proposal man's face was dancing the other day. You can still see it's a crumbling messy, decaying HMN.







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seriously this twat couldn't be more in love with himself than his former lover fiancé/"friend" booty call... What straight current fiancé would put up with this twat staying there, even if its mostly transactional to promote his channel ..
 
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C'est moi

Sometimes you have to go with the flow. We're all here for you @mrsp67 Just helping you along to go... quietly insane Your sisters' idea is really great, don't overthink it. A smile or a quiet word from a stranger, the sun shining, your dog wagging his tail in greeting. Tiny things on the outside. Sending you hugs 🫂
 
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Bogue de Juin

Amazing @KiKiGee

Tim is there auditioning for the role of best man since Snorts has no close mates to ask and I don't think his brother even likes him either.
 
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Bogue de Juin

Pyke said:
I hope Percys Dr sons stage an intervention and advise him to stay in S.A. I only heard Fanny mentioning "Mummy returning" in a vlog a few days ago ? Anyone heard anything else, I don't watch nor listen 100% !!
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Not sure either because I'm taking a break from the vlogs (but still very much enjoy reading here for the laughs) but Percy would be an absolute fool to return to that dump after it practically killed him last year. And does Mummy really want to got to Lalande and be separated from him for any length of time?
 
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KiKiGee



 
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Lady Avonlea

Gosh, I'm honoured - thank you for the title. ComtesseRose special thanks to you for our new thread and keeping our little gang of 15 hags & hellhounds rolling along.

That CD vlog was especially odd & boring. It's raining heavily, not raining, raining heavily, not raining - let's have a BBQ on a very rainy day. More timey-wimey.

- does anyone recognize the ugly blue Mummy outfit Fanny is wearing? It looks like a 1980's Emaus bargain bin purchase)
- Grunt & his daughter have returned from their road trip from the south. Fanny made it look like Grunt was doing another BBQ, but I believe that dinner was from the BBQ the previous week! That giant salad FRK was making was served the previous week when Tante & Once were there. It was also a very sunny evening in the background, but it had been a very rainy day. Also, why didn't Fanny show everyone sitting down together for dinner - just her own plate of food at an empty table?
- Potty crawled back from Monaco to the shitoo, and into Fanny's bed, in middle of the night and he was more smug than ever
- 9 minutes of Potty and Fanny vomiting superlatives about the crayon-box chapel (I skipped forward when Fanny compared the chapel to Daddy's paintings)
- Jump Monkey Jump - Tattle comments that Snorty has no friends and voila Anna & Tim suddenly appear! Snorty is entertaining his 'friends' like he's a 1950's housewife. I felt major Mummy vibes when Fanny entered the winter salon to say hello. I thought the next words out of Fanny's mouth were going to be, ''I'll call your mother's and ask if you can both stay for dinner''.
- What does Snorty have in common to talk about with his 20-something friends?
  • would you like to see my collection of tablecloths?
  • let me show you my newest tureen?
  • there is this 70-year-old woman named Wendy who makes me the cutest felt animals and I hide them all around the shitoo
  • my porcelain are like my family, so I stay up all night scouring online auctions to collect all the family members
  • Fanny Mummy buys all my clothes
 
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KiKiGee

Spirit of place said:
Did anyone catch a glimpse of what he was scrolling on his phone while 'talking' to his friends - auctions, Tattle comments?
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Alice Strictknickers

Cleo's Asp said:
I think someone needs to place a comment about how Fanny and Potts used the consecrated chapel in the past and ask if they will do the same in future!
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A photocollage of past events would be nice! Parties, the "MOONIE" wedding fancy dress pary, the lascivious black stockings, suspenders and corset
photoshoot, Selmar's yoga sessions (nothing wrong with that, really... ;-) )!?
 
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Lady Avonlea

shatcho shiek
What straight current fiancé would put up with this twat staying there, even if its mostly transactional to promote his channel .
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Potty really does think he's God's gift to F1 photography, but he's low, low down on the F1 food chain. Potty is all excited that he was given a Dolphin's jersey with his name on it - just like all the other photographers.

My God does Potty's channel need promoting! Potty has a grand total of 7.72K subscribers for Michael Potts F1 YT channel. On average Potty receives less than 600 views for his weekly YT video. But when Potty appears with Fanny, his viewership shoots up to about 20K. It helps Potty's numbers, so clearly Fanny's grannies are not F1 fans.

Compare this to Kym Illman who has 340K subscribers for Kym Illman F1 YT channel and averages 250,000 views. I watched Kym's YT vlog this week about how to become an F1 photographer. Guess who appears? Although it's not too difficult to get accredited, it's expensive to travel around the world most of the year, so who is financing Potty's hobby? Patron money???


 
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Alice Strictknickers

Europeans do take their animals to the vet as well! Just sayin' !
 
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mrsp67

Alice Strictknickers said:
A photocollage of past events would be nice! Parties, the "MOONIE" wedding fancy dress pary, the lascivious black stockings, suspenders and corset
photoshoot, Selmar's yoga sessions (nothing wrong with that, really... ;-) )!?
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I’ve done it several times and they keep deleting it, I wish I could leave a photo comment because that would be the best
 
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FecilitéJ

Our biggest so far was an eye watering $15k. Yeah you are reading that right 15,000.
 
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graciemckitten

Imperious Me said:
"Good to see you again... and you." Did she forget their names already?
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Scripted so she can show that they had already visited the Dump previously and were so fond of Philip that they made a second trip to the Dump
to see him. What they don’t show are the two former “ acting” pals then being forced to work in the garden and do the Dump laundry and clean all the B and B rooms to pay for their holiday, wash the Porsche, as well as purchasing enough food for the dump for the week.

Next week, Stephanie will video the back of two wigs propped up on the back of the sofa and pretend she’s greeting the parents of Snorty as she enters the room, and then pan the camera over to Philip sitting in a chair opposite his parents, pretending that they are present at the dump and having a conversation.
 
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shatcho shiek

HAAAAA Ive said for a while now we are the content providers, the script writers for there shit show .They rage bait, try to address in subtle overt ways what is said here... keep on Stan here , we seen it. Didnt the old bat look like she was salivating over the tablet and tattle page......
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