The Chateau Diaries #31 Who'll crawl out of the woodwork next?

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Another example showing how selfish and rude the "chic" shitelaine and her lot are:
No cheese rind for me.....
Definitely impossible to take them out
 

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Is she pregnant in the may 2019 photo?
Supposedly that’s her gluten belly. Reason for the drastic change in diet. Less booze, no bread, vegan? Or trying to acquire more of a SJ look which will never happen not the same body type.
 
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Grifters, grifting off of each other...

The begging bowl count:
SJ (2 YT) /MP/ Selmar/ FRK (2 YT)/ Dan (2 YT)/ Trotter Fam Jam (3 YT)/ Ryan/ Donna Davis Art/ SA fashion tsar/Brenda G/ Manor & Maker
I'm sure that this is not a complete list, just a start...

When the top of the pyramid losses control of the scheme it's only a matter of time before it all blows up. At this point I can only hope.

 
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As far as selective editing, Diesel almost getting run over twice was making a point. Poor guy is deaf and blind and things are moving and changing all around him. Selmar should build him a little patio with a safety gate.
Yes I noticed that too and it made me furious! Selmar and Ian (and the rest) are asses for not being more cautious—- thank goodness these people have not reproduced as they are not capable of any form of responsibility.

I could almost feel sorry for “Sewer” Sarah except for the fact that she makes me angry. Tell goofy Steve to f*** off and book yourself a flight to anywhere but there. Watching him run his hand through his hair during Tile Talk with SJ made my stomach turn (I think someone must have told him once that his hair was sexy. Yuck ) Sorry Steve, that’s as close as you will ever be to SJs bed so stop looking at it——she’s just using you, you nitwit. But Sarah probably has one of those tremendous egos that equals SJs if the truth is known. Well, good for her but it pisses me off to see these two.
 
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finding the tight pants and croch shots of poor phillip a bit much. if he doesn't watch it he will crush his genetic material so badly him and his dad may disappear!
 
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finding the tight pants and croch shots of poor phillip a bit much. if he doesn't watch it he will crush his genetic material so badly him and his dad may disappear!
It's why he snorts so much, his testicles have been shoved up in his sinus cavity
 
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There was a definite change in her personality when she was tipsy: from sulky, passive aggressive bitch to extremely happy, smiley, easygoing girl. It's a huge warning sign! She realized that alcohol is not good for her (remember her father's addiction.) Steph and others definitely encouraged her to drink to make her more tolerable
 
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So lovely to hear someone say they want to be here in the UK - makes a change from us being slagged off for every wrongdoing in history since time began
Just to make you want to come even more, it’s the most glorious weather at the moment (has been for weeks). Sun shining, no wind, typical spring day. Hope you can come soon, but make sure you visit the real UK - not just London.
 
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It seems that there are an awful lot of wealthy people in the word ready to give their money for more than dubious causes.

This morning I told my husband about soaking the cement off tiles which caused him much amusement. I cannot type here what he called the idea because of the delicate and sensitive feelings of this group save to say it was very scathing and the dogs looked at him in surprise...............................
 
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The terrace, which actually would be a conservation and restoration project, will be done bit by bit over the years, because she doesn't want to spend any money on it. We might see a collapse, before she repairs it (with extra emergency funds sent by her patrons.)
 
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I was thinking the same. I've never heard of soaking tiles except if it is plaster at the back. But it's not : it's ciment. All you need is elbow grease !
 
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The terrace should take precedence over making new apartments and restoring a lake because it's a hazzard and someone could get hurt if the alcoves being held up by supports collapses or the stairs fall apart. They seriously need a project manager that can prioritize renovation based on necessity and not what will look pretty.
 
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I'm always amazed at how Stephanie seems to discover what she has in her chateau every time she leaves her bed.

Today, it was a ceramic bathroom shelf. She had no idea it was there. I mean her chateau is not Versailles or Vaux-le-Vicomte ! Not that big !

I won't comment on the state of this poor terrace. 16 years....

Like I won't comment on the poo everywhere in their stables where they stock pieces of furniture, tiles and woodwork. Disgusting.

Her chateau outside makes me think of a not well kept farm. The state of the courtyard at the back !

And have you noticed the state of the shutters upstairs ? The paint is peeling off. 16 years and nobody to take them down and paint them ?

And now they pretend they can tidy this chateau thanks to Patreons money ? But this is not a question of money. It's about working hard for yourself !

Affreux.
 
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I may have misheard but I thought Matt said it was dried on bird/animal dung, he demonstrated how easily it would scrape off. I think that's why he was reluctant to do the job and told them to get new tiles. SJ said she would pressure wash it off. You couldn't pressure wash cement off. Apologies in advance if I misheard.
 
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Her chateau outside makes me think of a not well kept farm.
And it is a fortified farm. No nobility of the ancien régime ever lived there. She's trying to portray it as a grand château to make the begging more effective.
 
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I don't know Im surprised that bird/animal dung wouldnt pressure wash off though. Its going to make a horrid tank of water though if thats what it is
 
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I forgot to mention the lampshade Ian the builder was playing with as a hat.

It's a "globe" for a "suspension", old chandelier in houses and castles. Much simpler than the Murano chandelier of course.

But this color is rather rare and sought for. Beautiful. I was horrified to see how he handled it.

I bet our chatelaine had no idea it was in her stables. It would look great in one of her rooms. But I suppose it's not flamboyant enough for her taste !

And it is a fortified farm. No nobility of the ancien régime ever lived there. She's trying to portray it as a grand château to make the begging more effective.
Stephanie always tells the story of Lalande having been owned by a French Royal family member.

Actually, the cousin of Louis 14 who gained Lalande (La Grande Mademoiselle), following the previous owners debts, has certainly never put a foot at Lalande ! For her, it was only a vague and small asset somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It was often the case for these high rank aristocrats.

From Lalande's website : (bad french BTW)
À la fin du XVIIe siècle, Lalande entre dans la famille du Mont. En raison de dettes successorales, Marie du Mont perdit Lalande au cousin de Louis XIV, La Grande Mademoiselle, en 1691. Elle passa les 30 années suivantes à se battre pour récupérer le domaine et finit par réussir en 1721.
 
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You mean someone with actual knowledge on workschedules and apprehensible costs? Not gonna happen because it would make a mockery of SJ and what she’s been up to for the last sixteen years. It would make her look almost as bad as she is for a change...
 
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