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I would keep those things covered too! The hair system is the craziest thing about his appearance- it’s insane looking. Folks MUST just pretend they don’t notice it out of politeness. Awkward Sqidward.
Didn't she say the owner gave it to him as a gift in the end... maybe it was easier to give it away than listen to the pair of them... I think she told dear ole Viv it was 30 Euros...I thought that too. He was not putting that back and she was getting really miffed but he couldn't give a tit what Snort's wants he gets. She deserves it-he is her match she has grifted off men her whole life, just desserts.
If Annalise isn't pregnant she has bigger problems... she's practically doubled in 3 months...I just have to laugh at the pregnancy speculations surrounding LaLande! First it was Nati, now it's Annaleise! Who's next? We know Fanny's too old unless she does a fake pregnancy which is not beyond her. Perhaps Marie? Pavlina? Let's see who starts to wear loose garments and hold their belly a la Markle.
I thought the shop opposite was called TIT at first glance... shame as it would have been very apt.Permasmile caught them in the argument and did not give up. She could see that Fanny was angry and that Snorty was not giving up.
He grabbed that bowl and had no intention of letting it go. A disgusting creature.
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Cook them longerI don't mind the taste, it's the squeaking they make when chewed that freaks me out! How can they be prepared to minimize the squeak?
Ever notice how he is not seen in bathing trunks even at the spa the idiot was lying on the lounge fully clothed with just a face mask on.
I think we have all tried to forget the fateful "My 80 Year Old French Mother Mother Meets My 25 Year Old Boyfriend" vlog in South Africa -- when Fanny was finally reunited with Mummy
He's been all over that place with a fine tooth comb, multiple times studying and knows it like the back of his hand. He knows exactly where everything is kept even down to Izzies undies I suspect.Nosy, controlling Phillip know where all the skeletons are hidden.
Or it could be a blessing for everyone.I noticed everyone was in the pool in the evening after dinner, no Fanny & Snorts, but when it was empty in the morning/day they went in alone... such Killjoys..and anti socials..
No, they just didn't want to show everyone else up with their glamorous jetset presence!I noticed everyone was in the pool in the evening after dinner, no Fanny & Snorts, but when it was empty in the morning/day they went in alone... such Killjoys..and anti socials..
Interesting that the Prince of Porcelaine doesn’t realize that tureen is mass produced French ironstone. A quick reverse image search popped it up, though without the filet decoration. There are dozens of similar tureens out there, most under the €500 mark.Permasmile caught them in the argument and did not give up. She could see that Fanny was angry and that Snorty was not giving up.
He grabbed that bowl and had no intention of letting it go. A disgusting creature.
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Oof! He’s grossI think we have all tried to forget the fateful "My 80 Year Old French Mother Mother Meets My 25 Year Old Boyfriend" vlog in South Africa -- when Fanny was finally reunited with Mummyafter Covid -- the episode where monkeys trashed the kitchen (no. 287, premiered February 3, 2022).
We got a glimpse of his sexy self in his trunks and open robe. (Fanny and Snorts even used the image as clickbait). Then later he's seen cowering by the side of the pool so Gerry and Mummy (who show up) can't sees his titties. I remember originally thinking he was skinnydipping.
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If anyone cares, Fanny was wearing the same swimsuit as she did at Permasmile's spa.
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I can't help but think his obsession with tureens stems from potty training trauma. He may have a secret stash of thunder pots hidden under his bed. Reminiscent of nights spent at his grandparents house. We know Fanny has a fascination with toilets. Who says they don't have a lot in common?Interesting that the Prince of Porcelaine doesn’t realize that tureen is mass produced French ironstone. A quick reverse image search popped it up, though without the filet decoration. There are dozens of similar tureens out there, most under the €500 mark.
-SOLD- A French White Ironstone Covered Soup Tureen Circa 1900
This traditional French soup tureen has an interesting finial depicting an artichoke. It is in good condition except for a slight discoloration on the lid inside of one pot. ref. D-1653 $325 13” high 12” diameterdawnhillantiques.com
Actually that's not true. Alcohol is pretty much a no-no in the whole of Europe. Seriously déconseillé against in France and UK. All alcohol carries a warning for pregnant women.In Europe, alcohol is not such an issue in connection with pregnancy from what I’ve read etc.
I think it is likely they sold the porsche to Fanny if they indeed sold their home in France. If I recall correctly, I believe the last time Andrew was at the dump was in mid to late October, 2023?They certainly appear to be liquidising assets, the house in France, the apartment in King Street, perhaps the attempted sale of the Porsche to Fanny. The current apartment in Westcliffe Rd doesn't appear to be for sale - it was bought for £260,000 in 2018. Value estimated at £321,595.
Maybe Ruthie can find the Puffs.Looks like someone has a new novel to be published this November. Transactional visit? Another book about a charlatan? Will the charlatan wear a yellow Zara dress, be a former opera singer, and have a tiny status dog that she rubs all over her face and head? Hmmmmmm. Will Ruthie and Snorty tango?
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Absolutely. Many of Fanny's and Snorty's neuroses can be attributed to unresolved childhood trauma.I can't help but think his obsession with tureens stems from potty training trauma. He may have a secret stash of thunder pots hidden under his bed. Reminiscent of nights spent at his grandparents house. We know Fanny has a fascination with toilets. Who says they don't have a lot in common?
If not Ruth Kelly, I am sure Ling Lam, of Lings on Kings in Southport, could help...Maybe Ruthie can find the Puffs.![]()