The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

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Isabelle is a narcissist. Having Stephanie was an inconvenience. She was told how to behave on camera as she was dictatorial before.
 
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Thank goodness they chose to ignore Thrush's decorating advice, ideas and experience. Maybe papa PuyLentille told the girls to get real and kick the nonce into touch.
 
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Chambre de l'herbe . Philip needs to get a bong or a lava lamp from Emmaus and turn the room into an Amsterdam 'coffeeshop'.
 
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I've only seen the UK ones but I imagine these programmes are pretty much the same everywhere. Yes, the results were awful!
But that very amusing train wreck way and you just can't stop watching. Idk? Is it disbelief? Is it incredulity? Is it that whole I can't believe what I'm seeing but it appears to be happening before my very eyes? I view Despicable fanny's flogs in the same way... when I watch them.
 
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When you read the comments on YouTube, one must think that Lalande is in the deepest jungle of South America with all these deadly animals around the chateau.

Pleeeeese be extra careful when going out with Lancelot, maybe you can buy an armor from a museum or castle and Aumary will magically transform it into a dog armor.
 
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I know we all had a mental moan about dirty sock girl but... the thing is she was almost certainly walking around liarsworld in her pristine, clean white socks and this is what we got to see. The floors in liarsworld must be thick with all kinds of grunge I bet that doesn't happen in her own home.
 
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She'll have to buy all new juice jugs and picnic containers... Fanny took hers to the junk shop. Be funny if Annalise went and bought them all back
I doubt that Annalise would bother to traipse upto Servian to Emmaüs. She won't stray far from le Cap. She'll be able to get more juice jugs and picnic containers from the local Intermarché, they're just getting their summer season stock in.
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I'm trying to remember the last time I heard there was a raccoon sighting in France? That wasn't in a zoo. We still have dinosaurs and sabre tooth tigers roaming around the garrigue...
 
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Found a couple of costumes which may protect him from the fox.
 

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I'm trying to remember the last time I heard there was a raccoon sighting in France? That wasn't in a zoo. We still have dinosaurs and sabre tooth tigers roaming around the garrigue...
By pointing the finger at a fox, Stephanie has missed a chance to go for the big lie. She should have suggested that the Beast of Gevaudan had returned.
 
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This little guy found himself in a Shropshire wildlife rescue...so much better than a fox! Shame on people who keep wild animals as pets!!! Grrrrrr
 
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More shipping containers on their way to Despicable fanny and Thrush


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By pointing the finger at a fox, Stephanie has missed a chance to go for the big lie. She should have suggested that the Beast of Gevaudan had returned.
OMG @Toys in the attic bang on And isn't there a wolf park not too far away? I seem to remember danthevanlessman taking his family to visit... the perimeter fence outside of opening hours What a cheap fuck he is.

Though I may have spotted a teeny, tiny chink in your theory... But how about making the big lie ginormous! If the Bête du Gévaudan decideded to take a little vacance 340 km north, where are the sheep Despicable fanny?

As maman would say... make that work for you darling.
 
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What about the Surrey Puma, remember that?
 
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But it must be true because even Amoury has seen it... yes it was on the outskirts of the somewhere, he said it was.... everyone stopped to look for it but they couldn't see it. He's a whily old fox isn't he?
 
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Thanks to Hannibal, the herds of elephants roaming free in the foothills of the Alps are quite a sight.
 
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Urgh, I just can't with these comments...these people are even more delusional than Fanny! "Catch and relocate the fox"...*banging head on table*
Erading that ugly twerp would make the shitty chateau look less shitty!!
Somebody suggested she contact the Mayor/ Maire for him to arrange a catcher... They live in the countryside, there may be lots of foxes, possibly with young, how on earth is the Maire going to intervene? Are they suggesting a cull? How do you identify one fox from another? The Princess may be sorry she went with that tale of woe as now she is going to have to put some form of prevention (or seen to be doing) to satisfy her concerned viewers.
 
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