The Chateau Diaries #305 2 containers full of junk and off to the brocante to buy more. Weeee!

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Dear FragranceCraft, the words stable door and shut the spring to mind. Has it only just twigged with you.

Yes Candace and Nino, chickens are history. They've more than likely made their last appearance at a guest diner sadly. The horror if it were true for the crazies.
Sorry I know the chickens being killed isn’t funny. It’s just the thought of them being fed to her crazy fans that is.😂
 
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Sorry I know the chickens being killed isn’t funny. It’s just the thought of them being fed to her crazy fans that is.😂
It's all a bit Hanibal Lechter! They won't have got a nice Chianti though. Just some cheap box wine that's was starting to go to vinegar, but hey ho, it's only for the foolish sycophantic fans.
 
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a brother pulling faces at a camera like this when I am talking to him would make me lose my tit
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I was pondering the sudden reveal of the hidden apartments did snorty father recently tax advise her to reveal the assets that have been usufruit to her saving her arse on future headaches. It explains the porcelain takeover in S.A holiday home as a WAY OF laying claim on film that they the actual owners and now its documented on youtube. I do believe it falls under the 15 years 100, 000 euro gift value .
 

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Can you just imagine what it would be like to have a bowel movement after that food? Oh my God. I wonder if it would even digest properly. It would probably smell weird. I’m guessing a never-ending-wipey poopie. Definitely not a ghost poopie.
Honestly, is there enough food on those plates to even have a proper #2? Maybe that's why she serves so little on those plates, so it doesn't mess with the lack of plumbing in that place!

Several years ago, when my husband had his first colonoscopy, his doctor, who was great and so funny (I guess you have to have a fun personality when you're doing THAT all day!) told him to avoid meat a couple of days before the prep work started (where you drink all that nasty tasting stuff that helps clean you out before the procedure) - he said that meat has "more hang time" (these were his exact words!). Avoiding it really did make for a relatively easy prep for my husband! When his doctor came out after the procedure to let me know my husband was in recovery, I swear all he talked about for the first couple of minutes was how my husband's colon was the cleanest one he'd seen in years and was so pleased my husband took all of his advice about what to eat beforehand!
 
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Slight derail, my Sister in Law Has just sent me this photo.

On my recent trip back to the UK we finally scattered my Mum and Dad's ashes, in the park where they first met.

This was the view last night from the spot. Stunning, hope they enjoyed the show.

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Further...

I believe that @LaReynedEpee is a dump account. Have we seen this one before?

Trying to be oh-so-clever!

https://www.facade.com › tarot › descriptionMarseilles Tarot: Reyne d'Epee (Queen of Swords) - Facade
Reyne d'Epee (Queen of Swords) The Marseilles Tarot is an 18th century creation of obscure origins

I believe we have at least one Tarot specialist. Any thoughts?
This may have already been mentioned
It would fit that the Princess would deem herself Queen and especially the Swords suit given it is a doubled edge sword she carries. Sharp and cutting.

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The enigmatic Queen of Swords, also known as Reyne d'Epees or Reine d'Epees in the historic Marseille Tarot deck, is depicted in this image from Mary Evans Picture Library. The Queen sits confidently on her throne, her regal crown adorned with the symbol of the sword, a clear indication of her dominion over the suit of swords in the Tarot. Her piercing gaze is fixed on the horizon, exuding an air of determination and intelligence. The Queen of Swords is a symbol of mental acuity, clarity, and decisiveness. She is a powerful figure, unafraid to wield her sword in defense of her beliefs and principles. The historical significance of this Tarot card is intriguing. The Marseille Tarot deck, one of the oldest known Tarot decks, originated in the 17th century in Marseille, France. The design of the Queen of Swords reflects the artistic and cultural influences of the time, with her elaborate headdress and flowing robes. The use of swords as a symbol of power and authority was common during this period, reflecting the militaristic and feudal nature of European society. Despite its historical origins, the Tarot continues to be a source of fascination for many, particularly those interested in the paranormal and fortune-telling. The Queen of Swords is a popular card in Tarot readings, often representing a strong-willed and independent woman, or someone who possesses great mental strength and clarity. Whether used for divination or simply as a work of art, this stunning image of the Queen of Swords is a testament to the enduring allure of the Tarot and the rich history of symbolism and meaning it represents.
 

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The gay fiancé stayed up all night staring at the Aurora Borealis.

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p.s. That’s a costume jewellery term from way back. Sherman made very good (now sought after) Aurora Borealis jewellery - like carnival glass.
 
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It's pretty certain that @Mireille4751 is a dump account. Being a busy little bastard testing and dumping narrative into the comments. I'll go one further... @Mireille4751 is not a native English speaker. Whoever Mireille4751 is he/she/it are running their comments through Google translate before posting. I don't think they are French either, or fluent in French. Could they be Dutch or of Spanish language?

Hmm. Now, who could that point to...
Thrush obviously
Rent-a-family Andi and Co
Natti. I don't think it's Natti. Her agenda has changed.

Could it be twotonnetante? Nah, I don't think so.
Nor maman 🦇
No, I'm not really hearing a French accent.

My monies on Thrush. And I think that Despicable fanny and Thrush take it in turns to be bloody-no-good-Caroline Gooder.
The new dump account on the block, @LaReynedEpee is Despicable fanny.
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11.00 pm Tonight Saturday 11th in the UK .. last night also... sadly I missed them but loads of pics locally of them... magical.
All my friends have posted pictures. Apparently, when I looked, I was doing it wrong! I should have been looking through my phone camera screen. Wtf! I may have been a little early, too. I'll have another go tonight. 🌌
 
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There was a vlog I ran across earlier this week from Tales from Tuscany. But the video is no longer available as they had photos of the dump. Thought it was interesting that it was allowed but when I click on the link it states the video is no longer available but I can watch it on my app. If this was shared previously, my apologies, I was neck deep at work. If I can figure a way to grab screenshots I will but it may be next week as the weekenView attachment 2927943d is very busy. When looking at their account, it appears this video was redone.



This is the weblink:
Sorry but I wizzed through... her laugh and the Dahling was getting on my nerves.... why do people laugh when nothing funny has occured? Drives me nuts... anyway my question is Did they go to Lielande or were they just passing through?
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It's pretty certain that @Mireille4751 is a dump account. Being a busy little bastard testing and dumping narrative into the comments. I'll go one further... @Mireille4751 is not a native English speaker. Whoever Mireille4751 is he/she/it are running their comments through Google translate before posting. I don't think they are French either, or fluent in French. Could they be Dutch or of Spanish language?

Hmm. Now, who could that point to...
Thrush obviously
Rent-a-family Andi and Co
Natti. I don't think it's Natti. Her agenda has changed.

Could it be twotonnetante? Nah, I don't think so.
Nor maman 🦇
No, I'm not really hearing a French accent.

My monies on Thrush. And I think that Despicable fanny and Thrush take it in turns to be bloody-no-good-Caroline Gooder.
The new dump account on the block, @LaReynedEpee is Despicable fanny.
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All my friends have posted pictures. Apparently, when I looked, I was doing it wrong! I should have been looking through my phone camera screen. Wtf! I may have been a little early, too. I'll have another go tonight. 🌌
Oh good luck... Jonna Jinton is in Sweden and she posted on IG saying that they never showed there... So for all those who did get to see them congratulations... a rare occurence.. if you get any pics please share xx
 
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OMG, OMG, i cant with these two and the crazies in the comments!! Have they never owned a property?
1. When you own and live in a home you do minor and major work on a daily!!
Have they never had nor cared for an animals ?
1. you take said pets to Dr.
2. You secure them in an auto.
3. You get the vet to look at farm animals.
4. you secure safe place for outdoor barn cats.
5. you make sure birds are safely looked after, safe perches, food, water, vet care. Non interbreeding.
Have they never owned an auto?
1. if you need to leave your auto for a month or more simply un hook the battery.
2. not one person i know would loan out a $ 81,000 plus auto for months.

if it was a loan shame on SJ for putting all those miles, letting your dog scratch the seats. If i must take my dog in the car i put a towel and use a dog seat belt.

honestly they should shut the duck up!!!
 

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Surprised Fanny hasn’t installed water hoses in the guest bathrooms for bum wiping ….anything to save a few dollars … 💵
 
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It's pretty certain that @Mireille4751 is a dump account. Being a busy little bastard testing and dumping narrative into the comments. I'll go one further... @Mireille4751 is not a native English speaker. Whoever Mireille4751 is he/she/it are running their comments through Google translate before posting. I don't think they are French either, or fluent in French. Could they be Dutch or of Spanish language?

Hmm. Now, who could that point to...
Thrush obviously
Rent-a-family Andi and Co
Natti. I don't think it's Natti. Her agenda has changed.

Could it be twotonnetante? Nah, I don't think so.
Nor maman 🦇
No, I'm not really hearing a French accent.

My monies on Thrush. And I think that Despicable fanny and Thrush take it in turns to be bloody-no-good-Caroline Gooder.
The new dump account on the block, @LaReynedEpee is Despicable fanny.
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All my friends have posted pictures. Apparently, when I looked, I was doing it wrong! I should have been looking through my phone camera screen. Wtf! I may have been a little early, too. I'll have another go tonight. 🌌
I'm with you on this Tat n Ton are way too busy with their new abode to be bothered, La Lande served it's purpose for them.

The old mother is too busy with Percy and his frail health.

Natti and Aumary, seem to have all but checked out aside from the workshop which I wouldn't be surprised is disappearing little by little.

The sands of time have run out on Fan and she's got to start looking for new cast members and comment controllers.
 
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Surprised Fanny hasn’t installed water hoses in the guest bathrooms for bum wiping ….anything to save a few dollars … 💵
They'll be tit up the walls, on the ceiling, in the drapes! Are they going to pass it off as pebble dash decoration? Because I can't see them cleaning that up. They can't even clean a toilet.
 
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Ron Robertson has only lived in France since February. He obviously wants to make friends and is willing to pay for it. He thinks himself a gourmet since he can "testify" that Marie's cooking is exceptional. He has no problem brown nosing Fannyt and PP with his experience at the dump. Next, he'll be looking for a chateau to purchase and renovate. We will be seeing more of him. He's a creep worming his way in with Fanny's crowd. Anyone out there with a strong gay radar picking up vibes from him? I just find it hard to believe that a straight mature man would want to spend any time or money at the dump and then gush about it.
 
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