The Chateau Diaries #305 2 containers full of junk and off to the brocante to buy more. Weeee!

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@carolinegooder7091
9 hours ago
[...] In the middle of the countryside, it takes months to order the materials and schedule the workmen. [...]
I bet even when the chateau was first build in the middle ages, it didn't take years to get material and workmen there. She makes it sound as if the castle was somewhere in the middle of an uninhabitable dessert instead of in the middle of Europe.
 
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Ron Robertson has only lived in France since February. He obviously wants to make friends and is willing to pay for it. He thinks himself a gourmet since he can "testify" that Marie's cooking is exceptional. He has no problem brown nosing Fannyt and PP with his experience at the dump. Next, he'll be looking for a chateau to purchase and renovate. We will be seeing more of him. He's a creep worming his way in with Fanny's crowd. Anyone out there with a strong gay radar picking up vibes from him? I just find it hard to believe that a straight mature man would want to spend any time or money at the dump and then gush about it.
Could Ron and Snorty be fostering a close relationship?
Here's some info about Ron.....
 
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It's fascinating Stephanie acknowledged the comments regarding her books. Too many people telling her everything will be ruined if she doesn't properly store her collection (if one can call it that). I'd imagine she would have hit delete, if it were one or two comments, but this time it flooded in & she had no choice but to address the peasants. She's a lunatic, how are so many blinded to this? Apologies if this has been discussed.
 
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Where you need sunglasses as the table scapes are sooo garish.

The new dump fan is real , he is in the gilet to the right of Fanny.
Smugtwat using yet another auction purchase for after dinner coffee.

They don’t have coffee spoons.He is using teacups and the coffee pot is dripping badly, He has no idea how to find good china and even less on how to use them
Not to mention that he thinks that the egg coddlers are either sugar bowls or jam pots. Ignorant twit! His "elderly "girl"friend is just as declasse despite her pretensions.
 
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It's pretty certain that @Mireille4751 is a dump account. Being a busy little bastard testing and dumping narrative into the comments. I'll go one further... @Mireille4751 is not a native English speaker. Whoever Mireille4751 is he/she/it are running their comments through Google translate before posting. I don't think they are French either, or fluent in French. Could they be Dutch or of Spanish language?

Hmm. Now, who could that point to...
Thrush obviously
Rent-a-family Andi and Co
Natti. I don't think it's Natti. Her agenda has changed.

Could it be twotonnetante? Nah, I don't think so.
Nor maman 🦇
No, I'm not really hearing a French accent.

My monies on Thrush. And I think that Despicable fanny and Thrush take it in turns to be bloody-no-good-Caroline Gooder.
The new dump account on the block, @LaReynedEpee is Despicable fanny.
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All my friends have posted pictures. Apparently, when I looked, I was doing it wrong! I should have been looking through my phone camera screen. Wtf! I may have been a little early, too. I'll have another go tonight. 🌌
Isable is responding to comments from last nights flog...
 
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Ron Robertson has only lived in France since February. He obviously wants to make friends and is willing to pay for it. He thinks himself a gourmet since he can "testify" that Marie's cooking is exceptional. He has no problem brown nosing Fannyt and PP with his experience at the dump. Next, he'll be looking for a chateau to purchase and renovate. We will be seeing more of him. He's a creep worming his way in with Fanny's crowd. Anyone out there with a strong gay radar picking up vibes from him? I just find it hard to believe that a straight mature man would want to spend any time or money at the dump and then gush about it.
Ron's comments only illustrate that he has no experience of fine dining and his experience of guest accommodation is clearly limited to Travelodge. (Personally I would prefer to take my chances with a Travelodge room and a takeaway KFC to anything on offer at Fanny's dosshouse.)
 
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Only four guests. That vlog was mind numbing drivel.

Getting back to the guests . . . the woman to the left of Philip and the bald man to the left of Stephanie . . . weren't they the two were present for the taco dinner?
I wish Marie would either remove the 'pinny' when she reveals the meal or buy some chef jackets... even the white T shirts she bought.. also leave the Tea Towel in the kitchen, and not draped from the apron ties.... She looks like she's just finished at shift a Arthurs Cafe. She should also stop explaining when recipes have gone wrong and just serve them as if that's what was intended. She does work hard but she always looks frazzled.
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Ron Robertson has only lived in France since February. He obviously wants to make friends and is willing to pay for it. He thinks himself a gourmet since he can "testify" that Marie's cooking is exceptional. He has no problem brown nosing Fannyt and PP with his experience at the dump. Next, he'll be looking for a chateau to purchase and renovate. We will be seeing more of him. He's a creep worming his way in with Fanny's crowd. Anyone out there with a strong gay radar picking up vibes from him? I just find it hard to believe that a straight mature man would want to spend any time or money at the dump and then gush about it.
and yet we have dear ole Grant... I can't fathom him out at all...
 
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Not to mention that he thinks that the egg coddlers are either sugar bowls or jam pots. Ignorant twit! His "elderly "girl"friend is just as declasse despite her pretensions.
I'm a coffee snob and being served coffee like that is not what makes a good cup of coffee! I don't imagine he preheated the coffee pot so the coffee is served lukewarm. I don't imagine any of them know how to make coffee since they are tea drinkers so the coffee is weak. They probably don't know how to buy coffee so they buy the cheap stuff already ground. If they want to be French about serving coffee after dinner, which they don't of course, they would be serving espresso. But then you wouldn't have a porcelain espresso server for PP to play with. I do wonder how some of the Americans can stand to go without good coffee at the dump. Why don't they have an espresso maker for their guests? Answer: because they don't care about their guests!
 
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Ron's comments only illustrate that he has no experience of fine dining and his experience of guest accommodation is clearly limited to Travelodge. (Personally I would prefer to take my chances with a Travelodge room and a takeaway KFC to anything on offer at Fanny's dosshouse.)
Ditto !! He clearly has never experienced true Michelin star restaurants !
Marie next supper ?!
 

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I wish Marie would either remove the 'pinny' when she reveals the meal or buy some chef jackets... even the white T shirts she bought.. also leave the Tea Towel in the kitchen, and not draped from the apron ties.... She looks like she's just finished at shift a Arthurs Cafe. She should also stop explaining when recipes have gone wrong and just serve them as if that's what was intended. She does work hard but she always looks frazzled.
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and yet we have dear ole Grant... I can't fathom him out at all...
Grant, Ron, they're all the same. Weirdos! I wouldn't spend any time or energy trying to figure them out. You know anyone that hangs out at the dump is a misfit. Why else would they be there?
 
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Thank you.❤❤❤ You are correct. He is real.Î haven’t watched yesterday’s video. It makes sense that he came in like a tidal wave in the Dump comments since he just stayed at the Dump.I looked him up and posted a link to his blog account on Medium. He is an avid Superfan zealot who will follow the Dump narrative and attack others on behalf of the Dump.

I wonder if Stephanie is using him and fed him the story about foxes eating all the chickens in one day so he would post it in the comments, and then the two dump accounts/ aka Stephanie would repeat the “story” over and over again to try to create a storyline about foxes eating Spud, Beeethoven, and the chickens.
Ron's just one of Stephanies newest witch boys.
I read all 4 of his little blog post, he's able to stay in France because he married and was then widowed.
In one of his post he writes about governments and this little nugget caught my eye...
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I'm a coffee snob and being served coffee like that is not what makes a good cup of coffee! I don't imagine he preheated the coffee pot so the coffee is served lukewarm. I don't imagine any of them know how to make coffee since they are tea drinkers so the coffee is weak. They probably don't know how to buy coffee so they buy the cheap stuff already ground. If they want to be French about serving coffee after dinner, which they don't of course, they would be serving espresso. But then you wouldn't have a porcelain espresso server for PP to play with. I do wonder how some of the Americans can stand to go without good coffee at the dump. Why don't they have an espresso maker for their guests? Answer: because they don't care about their guests!
I do not drink coffee or tea but I live with a true passionate, lately he bought a machine that I wouldn't know what to do with it and he gets organic beans from a local master coffee torrefactor that does his own bland. And even tho I do not drink coffee from time to time he tells me, taste this you will like it and on some occasion I did because it was not bitter and so well balanced. The master coffee roaster do not dry the beans to oblivion so you have really good taste of the beans blend. He made me like it !!
 
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Freesia54 said:
I wish Marie would either remove the 'pinny' when she reveals the meal or buy some chef jackets... even the white T shirts she bought.. also leave the Tea Towel in the kitchen, and not draped from the apron ties.... She looks like she's just finished at shift a Arthurs Cafe.

A crisp and clean white shirt with a black or blue clean and pressed professional apron without a stupid brooch would suffice to greet the guests. She has a penchant for the shabby chic look which is not professional looking. She doesn't seem to understand the ease of having a uniform.
 

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@mrsp67 ! Your pic of Little Edie will hopefully inspire PheePhee to wear brooches on his beanies !! How Fabulous!

The Grifting 2some will have absolutely NO interest in RonRon (as in do ron ron) unless he is wealthy beyond belief. (although she HAS run out of content and will interview her dumper and tractor next patreon vid).

We have a coupla cars, more than a couple. Some of which are not driven for 9 months to a year, or more, before being driven again. We never ask friends to 'look after them' by relentlessly driving them up hill and down dale. We trickle charge the batteries. No accidents (road OR doggie), no wear and tear, no added mileage, no extra insurance, no ass bread crumbs, no hair extensions between the seats, no stones from engagement rings in the glove box. :m:m
 
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While FRK did not use gloves to plate the food (probably wiping her runny nose between assembling courses), she did use a bag to make the forking pavlovas (my God- how many times can she make a pavlova in this month? Why not just bake a damn cake for a change! Was it wrong @billybudd I hoped that bag contained buttercream frosting to go atop a cake?!? SMH!) Fanny pulease- the "perfect guest experience" is eschewing your terrible overpriced lodging and dining options for a Novotel and to eat local. No one wants to stay at your sketchy, hazardous overpriced Shitoo that you rave about being "armazing" just to meet you and Sir Snortsalot for an overpriced sad dinner. There are so many better Chateaux to stay at nearby. Even the promise of unwashed Yves Delorme towels cannot gloss over the fact those showers are going to be cold, and the chef has obviously contracted whatever respiratory illness Fanny has contracted on her many travels as of late. People are wisening up.
I'm thinking about what the food Marie serves conveys, aside from Jarvis' thrill in expressing contempt for her guests and crotch-flashing her Patreon-funded granny porn earrings in their faces. Not unrelated, packing up all her father's art books and storing them in mildew incubators.
There's real mayhem being committed here, on Marie and so much more.*
Aaaaaaaaaanyway, trying to think of what story Marie thinks her pavlovas every night tells. Can't get past the incoherence and slavery.
And the miracle it would be, as you, dear @T Rex. an actual human and generous host, even unto the doggies, suggest. if Marie's pastry bag were ever to be filled with the buttercream of human kindness.
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*Please note, one of the reasons I loved @Clara Burnett is because she knew that Dante, in the Inferno, places hosts who betray their guests at the very pit of hell, far below mass murderers and sodomites, in the ring just above Satan's own. These damned souls are the only ones in hell whose bodies are still alive on earth, as the minute they betray their guests, their souls descend to Ptolomea "as their bodies are possessed by demons (Inf. 33.124-47)." Their sin is treachery, or compound fraud, with pupils who betray their teachers (Judas) at the very pit of hell. Just below teachers who betray their pupils. The reason, I was taught, centuries ago, is the breaking of the laws of love/hospitality/breaking bread/communion: Treachery is the abuse of privileged access.
 
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I'm a coffee snob and being served coffee like that is not what makes a good cup of coffee! I don't imagine he preheated the coffee pot so the coffee is served lukewarm. I don't imagine any of them know how to make coffee since they are tea drinkers so the coffee is weak. They probably don't know how to buy coffee so they buy the cheap stuff already ground. If they want to be French about serving coffee after dinner, which they don't of course, they would be serving espresso. But then you wouldn't have a porcelain espresso server for PP to play with. I do wonder how some of the Americans can stand to go without good coffee at the dump. Why don't they have an espresso maker for their guests? Answer: because they don't care about their guests!
Funny enough, Hedda, Mummy 🦇replied to a question in the CD comments today about coffee at the HMN!

@canderson7923
5 hours ago
By what method do you make coffee at the Chateau?

@isabellejarvis7805
4 hours ago
Capsules I think.

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@mrsp67 ! Your pic of Little Edie will hopefully inspire PheePhee to wear brooches on his beanies !! How Fabulous!

The Grifting 2some will have absolutely NO interest in RonRon (as in do ron ron) unless he is wealthy beyond belief. (although she HAS run out of content and will interview her dumper and tractor next patreon vid).

We have a coupla cars, more than a couple. Some of which are not driven for 9 months to a year, or more, before being driven again. We never ask friends to 'look after them' by relentlessly driving them up hill and down dale. We trickle charge the batteries. No accidents (road OR doggie), no wear and tear, no added mileage, no extra insurance, no ass bread crumbs, no hair extensions between the seats, no stones from engagement rings in the glove box. :m:m
According to one source Ron may be quite valuable for Fanny. He is a contractor and developer and experience in film! I think Ron has plans. We'll have to wait and see.
 
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Funny enough, Hedda, Mummy 🦇replied to a question in the CD comments today about coffee at the HMN!

@canderson7923
5 hours ago
By what method do you make coffee at the Chateau?

@isabellejarvis7805
4 hours ago
Capsules I think.

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Of course they use environmentally wasteful capsules! So how may damn capsules did it take to fill the porcelain coffee pot? And did they have to reheat it waiting for it to fill up? So stupid! I can understand using the capsules in the guest rooms, but not in the kitchen - no excuse not to have a proper way to make coffee for your guests.
 
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