Pee pee was soooo excited when he saw this at a brocunt,and although he thought it would need a van to collect it he just knows it will help the poor orphan with her vlogs and editing.Timetravel?!
The Chateau Diaries #303 Nothing at $hitoo Lie Land makes sense, that's why we're all here.
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So Steffi and Flip can’t agree in the wedding preparation plans.
That means they either stretch that fever dream of a relationship into the infinity, or they hire a ridiculously expensive wedding planer and mediator, who’s doing all the work.
That means they either stretch that fever dream of a relationship into the infinity, or they hire a ridiculously expensive wedding planer and mediator, who’s doing all the work.
Remember, Snorts likes her in separates after years of SisterWife gowns
The perfectly paired couple appears not to be so perfectly paired afterall. One thing they can both agree on about the wedding is the color orange.
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The t shirt boy was wondering why Snorts had his own little puddingl
How many can that Marquis apartment sleep that needs at setting of at least six plates for each course and a ginger jar.
That Masons set has hundreds of pieces , Snorts will have his work cut out finding them all but I am sure he will .
The little lazy git.
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What are Snorts’ allergies?
Thanks so much for summarising it for us! I could not hack watching this one - maybe tomorrow.It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.
Wedding
Travel
- They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
- There will be a blessing in the chapel
- They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO tit)
- Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
- Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
- Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty
Ring
- Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,
Languages
- Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)
Daddy
- Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!
Snorty
- Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art
- Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
- Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)
This morning's Patreon video:
More from the Crozon sur Vauvre village/district/commune website.
It lists a a local farmer who sells 5 or 10kg (organic) Limousin beef boxes from his farm, as and when he has his home-produced beef available. Monsieur Desnoyers’ farm is a 10 minute drive from Lalande.
Exactly the type of small, local producer that Stephanie should support. Even if he doesn’t have beef to sell regularly (which I’m sure is the case), SJ would be able to say the beef served was raised more or less on the doorstep. Build up a bit of a relationship with the farmer and the customer is able to specify exactly what cuts of meat they want.
It lists a a local farmer who sells 5 or 10kg (organic) Limousin beef boxes from his farm, as and when he has his home-produced beef available. Monsieur Desnoyers’ farm is a 10 minute drive from Lalande.
Exactly the type of small, local producer that Stephanie should support. Even if he doesn’t have beef to sell regularly (which I’m sure is the case), SJ would be able to say the beef served was raised more or less on the doorstep. Build up a bit of a relationship with the farmer and the customer is able to specify exactly what cuts of meat they want.
But on the other hand, I love stories about first kisses.
Why don’t we do this here? Everyone tells us about their first kiss.
Volunteers first, or I’ll call up your names.
Why don’t we do this here? Everyone tells us about their first kiss.
Volunteers first, or I’ll call up your names.
Snorty thinks there's more than this, but this list was given.
Nuts
Peanuts,
Seeds
Sesame
Cod
Chicken
Egg whites
Milk (not milk but milk proteins) He's allergic to lots of proteins
Cheese
Oranges, mandarins, clemetines, tangerines
All citrus fruits (but he's developed a tolerence to lemons and limes)
Gluten (but not wheat gluten)
Snorty will cheat and ocassionaly have icecream & yogurt and make exceptions for Creme Brule
Damn, I had to rewatch part of the vlog and was reminded about the book which Snorty is apparently writing all about the Chapel.
He’s such a pale hothouse flowerSnorty thinks there's more than this, but this list was given.
Nuts
Peanuts,
Seeds
Sesame
Cod
Chicken
Egg whites
Milk (not milk but milk proteins) He's allergic to lots of proteins
Cheese
Oranges, mandarins, clemetines, tangerines
All citrus fruits (but he's developed a tolerence to lemons and limes)
Gluten (but not wheat gluten)
Snorty will cheat and ocassionaly have icecream & yogurt and make exceptions for Creme Brule
Damn, I had to rewatch part of the vlog and was reminded about the book which Snorty is apparently writing all about the Chapel.
Is this it? If so, it opened Saturday, April 20, 2024. The video footage would be 8 days old.
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He’s only handed to people who want to hold him
What about what the dog wants, desires, or needs? Again, idiot Stephanie Jarvis is a crappy dog owner/ carer Ratso is not a stuffed animal to be passed around to anyone who walks through the door of the dump. As usual, she never considers what is best for the dog. Ratso clearly doesn’t like or enjoy being passed around to strangers, held in the air, manhandled, constantly being picked up and hauled around against his will, being dominated by Snorty, seeing forcibly slung over Stephanie Jarvis‘s shoulder constantly and twirled around in circles, being poked in the eyes constantly by the ginormous rough man hands of Stephanie, being forced to sit in peoples laps constantly and not being allowed to walk around on his own for paws, etc. Stephanie treats the tiny dog as another object to be manipulated and exploited for personal gain and $$$$$.
If they are not going to train the dog to stop jumping up on people, the least they can do is trim the dog’s nails. Cheap Stephanie is probably waiting for a B and B guest to trim the dogs nails. Why can’t Amaury trim Ratso’s nails? He likely trims Mollie’s nails.
So neglectful to that pup. The longer these people take to cut Rats nails, the longer the quick in his nails will grow. So, when/if the nails are eventually cut, they will bleed if the quick is sliced. Very painful for the animal. I truly loathe Phony Fanny.
If we lived in our chateau at Crozon sur Vauvre, we'd write a village pageant about its history, beginning in the 11th century with the opening of the Saint Germain hat shop.
It would star all the villagers and we could put it on every summer. With son et lumiere and a fest.
The website is full of inspo, especially about history, its agricultural economy, and not least the plethora of freshwater fishing etangs and the Vauvre itself, rivière de première catégorie piscicole.
The Vauvre supports several species of genetically isolated salmon and brown trout.
And Marie is getting her salmon from Norway.
She could, if she had any interest at all in the local economy and good food, or fresh fish (I doubt she'd know one if it bit her on the ass, much less how to clean one or compost the innards), contact the local Vauvre fishermen and say I will buy your Friday catch of trout or salmon, in season, up to X pounds, for a fair price. Ditto vegetables, fruit, farm cheese and foraged morels, for example. That's how Alice Waters did it, starting out, and she revolutionized American eating habits while supporting peaceful hippies growing garlic scapes at Green Gulch Farm Zen Center. You could do it at Lalande if you had any wits about you at all.
It would star all the villagers and we could put it on every summer. With son et lumiere and a fest.
The website is full of inspo, especially about history, its agricultural economy, and not least the plethora of freshwater fishing etangs and the Vauvre itself, rivière de première catégorie piscicole.
The Vauvre supports several species of genetically isolated salmon and brown trout.
And Marie is getting her salmon from Norway.
She could, if she had any interest at all in the local economy and good food, or fresh fish (I doubt she'd know one if it bit her on the ass, much less how to clean one or compost the innards), contact the local Vauvre fishermen and say I will buy your Friday catch of trout or salmon, in season, up to X pounds, for a fair price. Ditto vegetables, fruit, farm cheese and foraged morels, for example. That's how Alice Waters did it, starting out, and she revolutionized American eating habits while supporting peaceful hippies growing garlic scapes at Green Gulch Farm Zen Center. You could do it at Lalande if you had any wits about you at all.
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Manor and Maker have had quite a few events for the locals at their place.
Thanks @tuffiti you're a trouper. Blimey Snorts is a desperado. Going to watch and puke watch and puke
What questions would you ask Fanny & Snorty? Here's a few to start the Tattler Q&A session:
- do you have a pre-nup in place?
- Fanny, will your 2nd marriage last longer than your first?
- will Tobacco Johnnie be joining you on your honeymoon to keep Snorty company?
- Fanny, will Potty be joining you on your honeymoon to keep you company?
- Fanny, will Mummy & Percy also be tagging along, like you freeloaded on their honeymoon?
- Fanny, will your ex-husband be invited to the wedding?
- Snorty, will you continue to sleep in separate bedrooms after you're married?
- Fanny, Baghead be giving you away with the bag on his head?
- Fanny, will you be wearing any knickers under your wedding outfit(s)?
- Snorty, are you applying to 'Say Yes to the Dress'?
@KiKiGee Thank you, you go above and beyond with the recipts.
That's because PhiPhi is always holding it, and she didn't bring him along, LOL.
What if I save my first for you, sweetheart.
I got married in France we did the Marie in the morning and local Church in afternoon
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duck me Snorts is dull, boring, yawn
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duck me Snorts is dull, boring, yawn
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