The Chateau Diaries #302 Stay home and renovate the damn chito

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With great trepidation, as it seems to be a rather contentious subject, I’m entering the Tattle lasagna zone!

In a nutshell, there is no one recipe for the definitive lasagna. Different regions in Italy use different components, while in the USA the “construction” of lasagna is driven by Italian-American cookery. A style that has evolved and been absorbed into everyday life in home kitchens throughout the States.


Two different regional types of lasagna.



Quite, quite, different in looks and in the making, but both are lasagna! And there are many variations - not just by region, but sometimes family to family.

https://www.accademiaitalianadellac...sters-updated-recipe-true-ragù-alla-bolognese

As can be seen from the above, Bolognese “sauce” is taken very seriously in Bologna. Just for the hell of it, this is the “protected” recipe for ragu alla bolognese.


Personally, my preference lies in Bologna, rather than Naples.

In the Lalande kitchen, Marie’s lasagna was much too wet - even letting it stand before cutting into it wouldn’t have helped much. Philip’s attempt was, at best, odd. The point, though, is they are both European and are much more likely to be following (or not!) a recipe for Italian-Italian lasagna al forno that doesn’t conform to what those who use Italian-American cookery see as a benchmark.

This is absolutely not intended as a dig at Italian-American food and its development in the States. Far from it. It’s more a recognition of the differences between Italian-Italian and Italian-American. Some much-loved dishes in America simply don’t exist in Italy - suggest chicken Alfredo to someone in Italy and they’d scratch their head. (I have to say that sometimes I have found the differences mystifying - marina sauce stumped me for ages, because I couldn’t understand why seafood didn’t enter the equation. An American pal put me right on that…accompanied by howls of laughter.)

I should probably have put this under a spoiler. Never mind!
 
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Who thinks that the new container/s will be shoved onto the tennis court which is becoming an ever expanding junk yard. The unused red van being the star of the show. Anything that goes there to die will never be resurrected again. Out of sight out of mind. And I think that the tartlet who said that the contents of Narnia will be put in the containers is probably right.
 
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I’ve been an infrequent reader last couple of days - can I ask in which video Stephanie mentioned the shipping containers. I’m just so bamboozled by this I have to hear this for myself.
I think Philip’s lasagne seems to be in the same genre as Chicken Alfredo
 
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Two different regional types of lasagna.

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these are literally so easy to make I am not the best cook or even trained i had 7 cooking classes and pulled this off there is even an easy to do one where you put the sheets of pasta in the oven without pre-cooking them and it comes out beautifully moist like the first one here napoleano dish and cooked how could she fk this up.
 
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Being married to a toxic narcissist for a million years has made me quite an astute observer of their behavior. If they have done something they know will cause a ruckus they will generate illness to avoid confrontation. All these travel and shopping sprees have definitely sent Fanny to her sick bed. Look at all the sympathy comments she gets from her followers. Then surprise! She doesn’t have to be accountable.
 
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Didn’t we with Selmar?
 
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yes this cruel selfish person .
 

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Ooof, if marinara threw you for a loop, here in Southern Louisiana the descendants of our original Italian community refer to any red sauce as “red gravy”. In the part of Louisiana where I was raised a red gravy would be a savory tomato gravy intended to be served over fresh hot “cat’s head” biscuits. The name of the biscuit comes from their size, not ingredients.
 
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It was mentioned very near the start of the Sick Day vlog at 1min 10 sec. in.

 
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If only Amaury had gotten through to her before Phiphi the enabling fellow addict got her under his spell.
 
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My nutty dog who is part Basenji wants to chase and kill everything. He does kill every single lizard that comes onto my pool enclosure and he will try to chase bunnies squirrels anything else that’s out there. He will try because he’s a dog. I keep him on a leash while walking because he’s a knucklehead And either will try to attack large dogs or just run away not realizing that I feed him and let him sleep In my bed. But he is a dog that equals animal! He has many toys ( spoiled rotten ) an elephant, a lion, a possum that he shakes and tries to get this squeaky out of. I’m assuming he’s trying to kill them. He rips off their arms their ears I sew them back on. But he is an animal again. I do not send him to doggy daycare. He’s 13. He has a 3000 square-foot house to run around in and enjoy his day. I do have a video camera and alarm systems because we had a house-fire 12 years ago that killed my two big dogs, old English & lab, I never would’ve got this crazy cowboy dog. If it wasn’t that he was needing a home. I had first agreed to foster him and then of course now he’s my boyfriend and I’m madly in love with him. If He’s not trying to kill lizards or animals. He’s asleep next to me somewhere. I would think it would be nearly impossible for that tiny dog (lance ) to catch and kill all the chickens, but I am also surprised that the princess did not use the death of the chickens in a video like all the other people have done. I know very little about chickens or if they run fast or fly, but I know all the bunnies in my neighborhood kind of sit there still, and then soon as my dog starts to go after them, they takeoff. He would never catch them even off a leash. I do feel bad for that dog, but it seems like he loves to be outside. He has a lot of freedom and he has people around him all day. Just because Fanny and PP don’t take care of him it seems as if Ann Marie is an animal lover and Marie does seem to love him and he has a BFF and Ruby and all of us have been worried about Ruby now we get to see Ruby so often. OK, I’m done.


PS I have had the worst worst hair color that I’ve ever had in my whole entire life and now I just want to stay in my house and cry. The hairdresser said she’ll fix it on Monday but until then I’m wearing a hat to the grocery
 
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My condolences on your current hair debacle. Take comfort in knowing that at least you do not have a “hair system” comprised of clips, combs, shellac and applesauce.
 
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I actually knew there was more than one recipe and style of lasagna! Pretty good for an American don't, you think?
 
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It's the smugness that makes my skin crawl!
100B! I was in two minds before I followed Lancie, but I figured that I'm more than happy for tattlers to find me and if any of the fuckers find me, bring it on. I'd love the opportunity/excuse to lay into them. The fact I'm so remote probably does give me a false sense of security but my stoic mindset gives zero fucks.
 
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