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The Chateau Diaries #301 The robo mop did more work in 5 minutes than Fanny has in 20 years
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So meeting a Sugar Daddy through having a Sugar Mommy has been Pheeph's goal all along? Nastier than I give him credit for.
SO MUCH TO UNPACK! Thank you Tuffiti! Observations from the Patreon video:
- Interesting that in the Patreon video, the “ FLU” which Stephanie was suffering from was downgraded to a nasty cold. A LieLande miracle! Lots of dramatics overexplaining. Bullshit, Fanny!
- DAMAGE CONTROL. So predictable. She was going to spend the whole day in bed in her bed prepared by her maid and Rest in her grifted bed, outfitted in her luxury grifted bedding, as usual, and let all her grifted servants around her, do the real work at the dump. Then she tries for more sympathy by explaining that she ” managed ” to get ahead of the CD videos by a few days. She is trying to create the impression that she is just over burdened, overworked, and struggling to keep up with the daily videos in the weekly Patreon video, all of which she does for you, what a martyr!
- Is she wearing clothing she purchased in Japan…red floral bllouse in video earlier this week, this orange robe type thing in this Patreon video She always has to show off her latest purchases.
- SHE WAS BUSTED HERE LYING ABOUT HER TIME TRAVELING IN VIDEOS, SO SHE WAS FORCED TO ” CONFESS” ABOUT HER SHIFTY TIMELINES. The little orphan princess strategically decided to reveal this information while she was “sick and exhausted“ in bed for a few days, in order to manipulate patrons, as usual.
- DAMAGE CONTROL.Stephanie is over explaining in detail ( from her sick bed) her video trickery and manipulation in an effort to appear overly honest, trying to head off any allegations or “scandalous rumors” from the haters forum that she has been personally pocketing about $250,000 per year in patreon funds that she is using for every other purpose except renovation of the dump, to include luxury traveling for the Dump owners / family, extravagant spending, and paying for her cast member, fake gay fiancé, and he is traveling/shopping, the Porsche, her sexcations, $200 + handmade umbrella, etc. she tries to make the patrons feel important by stressing that although the regular CD videos are filmed, far in advance, she tries to film the weekly Patreon video on the day that it is released, and she does it for you, dear patrons,, whom she loves so much. Bullshit! WE SEE YOU FANNY!
- Fanny is wearing a new dress with lemons on it. How much did that cost? She is also wearing a new yellow sweater And a new yellow jacket/coat. Where did they come from and how much Patreon cash did she spend from her personal accounts? She cannot help herself and must display her new clothing purchases., although now they are interspersed in between videos of her wearing her €10 glad rags and old Zara outfits She will back in Zara or charity clothing soon,
- Stephanie is setting up the storyline for a “ gift” from tobacco Johnny with her claims that they were merely accompanying tobacco Johnny to the château sale to showcase his purchases, and then stated, “we thought we are not interested in buying anything.” So slick, Fanny.
- Did you hear Fanny screeech, WHOOOOOOOO! when tobacco Johnny tell Stephanie that he had an auction catalog inside his château for her. She must’ve study the catalog nonstop on the way to the auction. did you hear Stephanie protest that “ she just wants to go see the Château,” Bullshit storyline set up for the “gift/ purchase“ she can haul back to the Dump. She notes the very high prices for the items.
- Interesting that McDonald’s allowance Snorty disregarded the prices in the auction catalog and only looked at the items he loved and had to be reminded by the people with the checkbooks that the prices were too high. Snorty keep repeating “ I like ……” “ I like ……” Isn’t he supposed to be saving up his McDonald’s money for a stone for his “ darling” fiancé Stephanie? Clueless, indulged idiot.
- Tobacco Johnny‘s dog are so cute. They seem well loved, cared for, happy, and clean. I bet they go to the vet regularly, have their nails trimmed, receive flea and tick treatments, and are bathed and brushed regularly, and live sleeping in a heated home. As Stephanie would say, “ what a life.”
- Competitive Stephanie had to brag that she already had 2 carriages at her Dump but tobacco Johnny had none. So sad.
- Snorty, wearing his tightest jeans and sporting his “ poshest” fake accent, lights up and tries to engage and flirt with tobacco Johnny. He ignores Stephanie when tobacco Johnny is around and trails him, incessantly trying to “connect” with him, squatting in the carriage.” Johnny knows his agenda. Kamel wanted no thing to do with Snorty or filming with the little pink camera. I think that is why he did not go to the auction with the gruesome twosome.
- Stephanie admits that she wouldn’t mind “ going in style” and having her casket carried by a black horse drawn carriage. She truly is a legend in our own mind.
- SETTING UP PATRONS FOR MORE CHAPEL EBEGGING,Fanny doesn’t forget to stop and get footage that supports her ebegging chapel restoration agenda, her most successful ebegging scam to date . She gushes in an overly theatrical, dramatic, awestruck, fake, overwhelmed voice phrases like, “Spellbindingly beautiful” “ look at the beauty of that angel“ and non religious Stephanie breathlessly narrates religious scenes on the walls to amp up her religious sector a Patrons to prep them for upcoming ebegging for the chapel. So predictable. You have to remember that this is the same person who used the chapel at the dump for sexualized photo shoots, parties, branches, and use the religious objects in the chapel for party games. BUT now when there is big money, to be made, gripping for the chapel, she is suddenly very religious and obsessed with the beauty and significance of chapels. Sure, Stephanie. The Grift a Rental Star money went to her personal bank accounts also.
- Phi phi wet himself over the Louis 15th dressing table. Aspiring actor and cast member/ interior designer/ architect/ antique specialist gushes over the marquetry in the table. he wanted to buy it so badly But Stephanie had to tell him that, “ we can’t take that on.” I have a feeling that spoiled stoneless Snorty wanted to table for his former little lady desk room. No one can afford Snorty. I do not believe even tobacco John has enough money to satisfy the whims and expensive shopping addictions of Miss Chatelaine Snorts. The greed and entitlement of the former part time actor/ current fake fiancé cast member is endless
- Greedy shopping addict Snorty spending grifted ebegging funds, “ we NEED THIS ( COMMODE) FOR YOUR STUDY BECAUSE WE TOOK MY CABINET AWAY FOR THE MUSIC ROOM“ “ I did not think we were going to find anything” then quickly corrects himself, “ we weren’t looking for anything but it fits paaaaaaarfectly.” Lot 70,
- DAMAGE CONTROL. Interesting that Stephanie didn’t show the live auction for lot number 70, the commode, on video and show tobacco Johnny purchasing the commode at auction. She describes the commode now as “a little, tiny, chest of drawers. “ and that they stopped bidding at 600 euros and that it was ultimately sold to tobacco Johnny for 1400 euros. The total cost of all 3 carriages he purchased were less than than the 1400 euro commode. Why did he apologize to Stephanie for bringing them to the auction If they spent nothing ( because Snorty purchased the commode). When will the 1400 euro commode show up at the dump? Do you think that they purchased the commode off camera for themselves and had tobacco. Johnny claimed that he purchased it for himself When he previously shows zero interest in the object?
- Johnny does not mention purchasing the commode when they return to his château and they speak with his partner. The only purchases That John talks about were the three carriages.
- DAMAGE CONTOL. AT THE END OF THE VIDEO, STEPHANIE suddenly remembers that she supposed to be playing sick, so starts complaining of a sore throat, sneezing, and talking on an affected stuffed up voice ( I don’t know what’s happened to my voice, it’s come on, so suddenly!),
- Snorty rushes to wrap a new scarf/ wrap/ sweater around her. She then promises that she will try to get the Patreon video, edited and uploaded. What a trooper. Lies, every day, all day.THEY WERE SETTING UP THE NO VIDEO DAY EXCUSE. SNORTY WROTE ON CD, “ as patrons know, Stephanie is sick.the flu.” Scammers.
NEW DRESS, SWEATER, AND COAT BELOW. She wouldn’t show her shoes, but I don’t think they were flats.
Little grouchy 9 1/2 lb. Toto spent six years outdoors in a barnyard here in the desert. First time I took her for an offleash walk she came running back with a wiggly tail and a couple of scaly legs hanging out of her mouth. Sorry to say I screamed.
They set up the “no video today” storyline in the Patreon video. Calculating, lying, scamming grifters , watch the last 2 minutes of the Patreon video All planned. Where are the gruesome twosome vacationing this week? Her cold has now been upgraded again to the flu?
- DAMAGE CONTOL. AT THE END OF THE VIDEO, STEPHANIE suddenly remembers that she supposed to be playing sick, so starts complaining of a sore throat, sneezing, and talking on an affected stuffed up voice ( I don’t know what’s happened to my voice, it’s come on, so suddenly!),
- Snorty rushes to wrap a new scarf/ wrap/ sweater around her. She then promises that she will try to get the Patreon video, edited and uploaded. What a trooper. Lies, every day, all day.THEY WERE SETTING UP THE NO VIDEO DAY EXCUSE. SNORTY WROTE ON CD, “ as patrons know, Stephanie is sick.it’s nothing serious but it looks like she has the flu.” Scammers.
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Fanny's wearing different coats in the last 2 vlogs.
Flying to London
Dinner with Davy
Spending Money with Tobacco Johnnie
Flying to London
Dinner with Davy
Spending Money with Tobacco Johnnie
She didn’t show her feet because she is wearing yellow stilettos.
That bald kid loves spending other people’s $$Fanny said she stepped out of the auction because she got the giggles. BS!
Why did Fanny really step out of the auction?
Why did Fanny really step out of the auction?
- she was asked to leave because they didn't want her filming?
- she asked to leave because her non-stop commentary was disturbing proceedings?
- she didn't want anyone to know all the things Snorty was buying with her chequebook, including the decorative chest of drawers?
- All of the above?
Thank you, @tuffiti, for sharing the Patreon video. YOU are a star!
And, thank you, @graciemckitten, for the comprehensive and very entertaining summary. You outdid yourself with this one. Brava!
I'll go with the popular vote. Thanks!
Why does she have ‘man flu’? Does she know what it means? Idiot.
Is she telling on herself again? The term "man flu" refers to men exaggerating or behaving helplessly when they have a cold or flu
I'd rather see the yellow stiletto's rather than Fanny's feet. Fanny, keep your shoes on or you'll get scabies plopping your scraggly feet up on that flea-infested seat.
I would think she would feel at home in filthy surroundings. It looks like the interior of the Ford before Marie cleaned it.
Cheese on toast, what is wrong with that woman? "My Shitoo is literally falling apart, but I'll be off to fork off at the Chelsea Flower Show and get my nails did because... priorities!" I don't know about the rest of you, but if it were me, it'd be a "Oh shyte- cancel everything and we need to get this sorted out now!" If merely removing a telephone wire caused the massive stone to fall, what does this say about the rest of the Shitoo's structural integrity? And she is knowingly hosting PAYING GUESTS in those conditions?!? Which room is this over? FRKs? She is so flippant about it!
I do hope she would have the common sense to cancel the B&B guest stays until it gets sorted- after all, this is a MAJOR liability (one would think she would have learned a lesson from the recent worker accident.) But le non, Fanny is not the brightest bulb, and will soldier on in her own deluded little world (in addition to the NDA and non-filming agreement, do rabid-fan guests sign a liability clause to stay at their own risk?)
I do hope she would have the common sense to cancel the B&B guest stays until it gets sorted- after all, this is a MAJOR liability (one would think she would have learned a lesson from the recent worker accident.) But le non, Fanny is not the brightest bulb, and will soldier on in her own deluded little world (in addition to the NDA and non-filming agreement, do rabid-fan guests sign a liability clause to stay at their own risk?)
Could Snorty get any closer to Tobacco Johnnie....
Driving together to the auction, while Fanny is relegated to the backseat
Strolling together to the auction
Spending money together at the auction
Mounting Johnnie's Carriage
Smug twit at porcelain factory sitting beside his Sugar Daddy Dream.
Driving together to the auction, while Fanny is relegated to the backseat
Strolling together to the auction
Spending money together at the auction
Mounting Johnnie's Carriage
Smug twit at porcelain factory sitting beside his Sugar Daddy Dream.
If a picture could be a thread this would be my nomination.
I can't stop laughingWhy wasn’t Stephanie present when the wire was being removed from the Dump? Why wasn’t she present overseeing work at her Dump when the accident occurred? She should be present at the Dump whenever contractors are present on the Dump property, e.g., to supervise, answer questions, provide information, respond to accidents, etc. Instead, she farms the responsibility out to carpenter Cuz or leaves no one from the Dump in charge. Totally irresponsible and reckless.
Send someone else to pick up Gerry at the airport. Schedule your vacations around work at the Dump. Run errands at a different time.
Send someone else to pick up Gerry at the airport. Schedule your vacations around work at the Dump. Run errands at a different time.
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