The Chateau Diaries #299 The only culture found this winter in the shitoo was scraped off the filthy floor

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Christmas 2022 ( the Christmas the Puffs brought a $2400 ham to the Dump)

Gifts from Snorty to fan:
$100 bottle of Chanel gold body oil ( that is $100 for 8.4 ounces or 250 mlChanel No 5 glitter body oil
Cabbage plates for fan

fan bought Snorts the golden feather broach from an auction. He wears it all the time pinned to whatever sweater he borrowed from Stephanie that day.

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Christmas 2021
gift from fan to Snorty
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gift from Snorts to fan
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Here are some extra pics. for the gifts that you have already listed...
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Note Gerry's watch...👆
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Adding to the gift collection,
An weird bench.
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Channel micro bag, (from a belt), used as a Christmas decoration.
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Green cabochon ring and earrings.
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Another weird dress.
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A sheer robe and nightgown.
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OMG. Look at the flippy flappy bits to go with the flippy flappy upper, and lower, lips 🤢🤮
 
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Here are some extra pics. for the gifts that you have already listed...
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Note Gerry's watch...👆
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Adding to the gift collection,
An weird bench.
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Channel micro bag, (from a belt), used as a Christmas decoration.
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Green cabochon ring and earrings.
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Another weird dress.
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A sheer robe and nightgown.
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chanel micro bag with belt. $1750.00
 
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If anyone can recall any other gifts or presents fan or Snorts have gifted to each other, please post.

I believe Snorty’s 2023 Valentine’s gift may have been the stoneless engagement ring and the mentos ring. Was Snorty’s gift the trip to South Africa, the safari, or did she give him something in Venice or Vienna or London.

He was just gifted the 200+ euros hand made patterned fabric umbrella.
 
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Here are some extra pics. for the gifts that you have already listed...
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Note Gerry's watch...👆
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Adding to the gift collection,
An weird bench.
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Channel micro bag, (from a belt), used as a Christmas decoration.
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Green cabochon ring and earrings.
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Another weird dress.
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A sheer robe and nightgown.
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The most gifted ungifted person on the planet.
 
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Here are some extra pics. for the gifts that you have already listed...
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Note Gerry's watch...👆
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Adding to the gift collection,
An weird bench.
View attachment 2870955
Channel micro bag, (from a belt), used as a Christmas decoration.
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Green cabochon ring and earrings.
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Another weird dress.
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A sheer robe and nightgown.
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The first gift was a pair of yellow gloves? Not washing up ones.


Snorts was not outed in his relationship at that stage. He also loves to buy flowers for fan, especially ones from the garage.
 
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As fan heads home from China. Chinese scientists have been baffled by what they thought was the rediscovery of the baiji in the Yangtze River.
Sadly, it was just Dear Brenda washing her FUPA. WWF will be disappointed
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If anyone can recall any other gifts or presents fan or Snorts have gifted to each other, please post.

I believe Snorty’s 2023 Valentine’s gift may have been the stoneless engagement ring and the mentos ring. Was Snorty’s gift the trip to South Africa, the safari, or did she give him something in Venice or Vienna or London.

He was just gifted the 200+ euros hand made patterned fabric umbrella.
I think he was almost certainly gifted South Africa, the safari, Venice and Vienna. And on top of that he received gifts from each location.

And never forget that, when Permasmile visits or they visit Permasmile he has already selected many/several items from her jewellery webshop.
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And here I was thinking of old roast beef…
Surrey girls are the worst 🤣
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As fan heads home from China. Chinese scientists have been baffled by what they thought was the rediscovery of the baiji in the Yangtze River.
Sadly, it was just Dear Brenda washing her FUPA. WWF will be disappointed
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And Danish girls are bad-ass too 😘 Tea everywhere @ComtesseRose ta much 🤣
 
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done let Thrush see this, I swear they both google what's the most expensive item to buy or what trending in designer gear just so they can book a
trip there and buy it. :sneaky: 🦇 ;)




And expensive... paaaarfect for animal abusing Stephanie Jarvis
 
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Whew, we went away for a few days, luckily, we did not miss our flight home, unlike Stephanie. I've been la Lande free for six whole days! I have a lot of catching up to do here.
Started to watch the latest vlog.....WTF? Do we really need to see her washing out her nasty underwear in a hotel sink? Riveting content. Just riveting.....
 
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There is no way they could ever maintain a water pump and a waterfall. It is a pain in the ass to do that just in my mother’s koi pond. You have to replace motors every couple of years, filters get screwed up and clogged up with leaves, frogs occasionally, etc. They require constant ongoing maintenance and attention.

I saw where she was filming the koi and the koi pond. If she had a koi pond, you must have a system to aerate the water at all times above freezing, either with a waterfall or water aerator pumps of some type. If the waterfall or water aeration pumps stop working, the koi will suffocate and die. You have to keep the water clean and at a certain ph level.

I can see fan now, laughing at koi gasping for breath at the surface of the water. She will probably FaceTime Pottie, Mummy, and Baghead to show them gasping fish and they will all laugh at their memories of the pond fish gasping for air and dying after Pottie and Baghead opened the sluice and drained the pond instead of maintaining it and Pottie grabbed fish to cook at the Dump and Stephanie went to take a nap.

Davy, if you read, don’t do it. It will be just like the chicken massacre, just with koi. They won’t feed the koi, clean the pond, safeguard them from predators, including Ratso. Hawks, heron, foxes, etc. will try to eat the koi. Netting would have to be put over the pond to try to safeguard to fish, which fan will not do, because it won’t look pretty. They can’t even clean and maintain one small fountain in front of the Dump and Frankenfraudie is too cheap to even turn it on most of the time.

Koi are a commitment. They can live over 100 years and people actually will their koi to others upon their death.🐠🐟🐠
You are so right! fan and/or PP couldn't even keep a goldfish alive. They only use animals for their amusement. It's sickening! They can't keep houseplants alive, or outdoor plants alive, they can't even keep themselves clean and healthy.
 
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