I find myself longing to line up all her enabling sycophant followers and slap them all silly, one after the next.
The Chateau Diaries #299 The only culture found this winter in the shitoo was scraped off the filthy floor
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My guess is that Snorts selected a luxury umbrella from Japan as one of his gifts from Japan in compensation for staying home while Fanny paid for and went on her week long sexcation with Pottie. He knew where the luxury umbrella shop was located and they made it a storyline.
So predictable that Stephanie suddenly professes missing Snorts and Ratso repeatedly at the airport as she was on her way back to the dump within a couple of days, after a quick shopping expedition with the Shreks. She now was desperate to get back to the dump and see them.Such bullshit. You know that Stephanie did an additional several hours of shopping at the airport due to her layover.
She has the hubris to complain about her flight being delayed on her seventh free luxury vacation in the past 10 weeks. Unbelievable. Then she has to play poverty Fanny by discussing how she loves her 10 euro thrift shop dress and she drops €200 on a luxury umbrella for her stoneless fiancé who struggles to purchase a meal at McDonald’s. She tries to make the €200 price sound reasonable by comparing it to $6000 umbrellas in the same shop. She really does believe people are stupid.
Sabine, Snorty, and FRK were trying to have the last bit of fun at the dump until Mummy Fanny darkens the doorstep.
“You can’t tell me what to do” FRK has gone rogue posting video of the crumbling, dump staircase, the crunchy, nasty, filthy, kitchen curtains, the nasty wall and floor behind the stove, which had not been cleaned in decades, snarking about Phillip’s alleged sesame seed allergy ( which I do not believe it’s true it was a made up story line to allow Stephanie to travel with Pottie), etc. I want to see Snotry’s epi pen. Despite his wife threatening allergies to everything on the planet, he has never revealed an EpiPen nor has he ever questioned waitstaff or chefs about the ingredients in the foods that he orders. It is all bullshit.
I believe Stephanie sent a huge suitcase, back to Paris, cram, packed full of luxury items, clothing, chopsticks, and other crap that she purchased all camera. She made sure to purchase small food items at the airport on camera to make her look cost conscious and thrifty.
Buying Phi Phi a “ last minute” luxury umbrella? Really? She should’ve purchased an appropriate sized pair of jeans or pants for her stoneless fiance instead. What a load of crap.
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So predictable that Stephanie suddenly professes missing Snorts and Ratso repeatedly at the airport as she was on her way back to the dump within a couple of days, after a quick shopping expedition with the Shreks. She now was desperate to get back to the dump and see them.Such bullshit. You know that Stephanie did an additional several hours of shopping at the airport due to her layover.
She has the hubris to complain about her flight being delayed on her seventh free luxury vacation in the past 10 weeks. Unbelievable. Then she has to play poverty Fanny by discussing how she loves her 10 euro thrift shop dress and she drops €200 on a luxury umbrella for her stoneless fiancé who struggles to purchase a meal at McDonald’s. She tries to make the €200 price sound reasonable by comparing it to $6000 umbrellas in the same shop. She really does believe people are stupid.
Sabine, Snorty, and FRK were trying to have the last bit of fun at the dump until Mummy Fanny darkens the doorstep.
“You can’t tell me what to do” FRK has gone rogue posting video of the crumbling, dump staircase, the crunchy, nasty, filthy, kitchen curtains, the nasty wall and floor behind the stove, which had not been cleaned in decades, snarking about Phillip’s alleged sesame seed allergy ( which I do not believe it’s true it was a made up story line to allow Stephanie to travel with Pottie), etc. I want to see Snotry’s epi pen. Despite his wife threatening allergies to everything on the planet, he has never revealed an EpiPen nor has he ever questioned waitstaff or chefs about the ingredients in the foods that he orders. It is all bullshit.
I believe Stephanie sent a huge suitcase, back to Paris, cram, packed full of luxury items, clothing, chopsticks, and other crap that she purchased all camera. She made sure to purchase small food items at the airport on camera to make her look cost conscious and thrifty.
Buying Phi Phi a “ last minute” luxury umbrella? Really? She should’ve purchased an appropriate sized pair of jeans or pants for her stoneless fiance instead. What a load of crap.
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Cost of umbrella was 330.12 in Australian dollars todayIts so obvious but her 'fans' never seem to 'get it ' !!!
I took one for the team and asked how her heating is going. This makes her fans absolutely insane !!! I do not bother answering them as that is deadly.....as I once found out . They really drink that cool-aid !
How much in Aussie dollars did that umbrella for a man that never takes his dog for a walk cost I wonder????
Great find.
Trixie slapping the mince patty and announcing he put two egg yolks in the mix. I thought he was lergic?
CD the farcical show full of liars, hoarders and scammers .
Not seen what Billy said but over here everyone I know or have spoken to in kitchen showrooms in the past call it a splash back whether it’s behind the hob, sink or worktop. A back splash to me would involve a 2nd person, a bath or pool and a wet sponge
I saw I’m being followed on IG by “Lancelotlalande” or something of the sort- What in the world?Cheeky Lancelot has picked up that the menopausal hags on here are called ‘knobs’. Glad he and Henri are getting along. Henri sounds very sensible, unlike the other residents
Great comment too
PS : where’s my mannersthanks for the new thread @ComtesseRose
and the title @Pencil Pine Principessa
Do y’all see that on IG too?
Still trying to catch up due to my dodgy iPad so not sure if anyone has posted similar.
Apparently she couldn’t get her suitcase at the airport in china as it had been sent on. I take that as meaning her suitcase is on the flight to Paris. If so how did that get the connecting flight if the Japan to china flight got in an hour after the flight to Paris departed.
Apparently she couldn’t get her suitcase at the airport in china as it had been sent on. I take that as meaning her suitcase is on the flight to Paris. If so how did that get the connecting flight if the Japan to china flight got in an hour after the flight to Paris departed.
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I seem to remember he is only allergic to the whites, which is the most common form of egg allergy. It figures that he is even picky about his egg allergy!
His allergies have allergies of their own.
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Now that the yacht chef scrubbed the stove area, whilst she was flipping burgers did anyone notice the egg and god 
knows what else dripping off the Lalande "splashback"
knows what else dripping off the Lalande "splashback"
Yeah I doI saw I’m being followed on IG by “Lancelotlalande” or something of the sort- What in the world?
Do y’all see that on IG too?
Dont you have to approve who follows you? I do. Anyhoo. Lancelotdelande is great I follow them and they follow meI saw I’m being followed on IG by “Lancelotlalande” or something of the sort- What in the world?
Do y’all see that on IG too?
John Q Public has finally spoken up in the CD comments . . . moments ago:
@johnqpublic407
1 minute ago
It's nice to see you transition into a travel & lifestyle channel. I've finally convinced my mum and her troupe that you are able to pay your own way and they have decided to discontinue their paytreon support. Wishing you continued success during these financially stressful times!
Thank you, Mr. Public.
@johnqpublic407
1 minute ago
It's nice to see you transition into a travel & lifestyle channel. I've finally convinced my mum and her troupe that you are able to pay your own way and they have decided to discontinue their paytreon support. Wishing you continued success during these financially stressful times!
Thank you, Mr. Public.
Derail.. We talked about the Behaviour Guys the other day and what they'd make of Fanny, this just came up and it's wild... poor guy, but fascinating insight into what he's dealing with..
Yes, I just watched it. It does sound terrifying. To share as he has is brave and selfless.
Loved this show absolutely brilliant x
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Looks fascinating x
I've also always fancied him - I just love complicated intelligent men
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I've just been listening to Lady C's account of the Harkles. She said something about M's unwavering belief in always being right. I just don't get that off SJ - I don't think she's so sure of herself?
Every single time we have had a weather event ( big ) the news travels to the worst neighborhood and truly finds the cookiest looking people to interview!! Yes, no bra, mostly missing teeth hair all crazy et.
Why did Snorty need an expensive umbrella? Is the one in the kitchen broken?
Based on how Snorty was whacking that mincemeat we now know Uncle Johnnie likes his meat well done!
Atleast Snorty was wearing protection!
Fanny is Filthy - when was the last time, if ever, those drapes were cleaned?
Fanny Stinks - Imagine the stink after endlessly wearing that ugly dress & damn scarf! It's an open secret that top airlines have dress code standards, especially for business and first class passengers. I guess that's why Fanny flew China Southern because they wouldn't kick her off the flight or tell her to cover up her boobs.
The same goes for Snorty & that damn green sweater & scarf - they must be able to stand up on their own!
I watched that today too. Heartbreaking! He is so young with very young children. It was interesting because some of what he says he goes through his mind is very similar to what my husband goes through with his dementia.
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