The Chateau Diaries #287 Fanny either has a new found interest in rebar & cement, or she's in heat!

[OhIDontKnow...]

I’m not normally in mind to disagree with anyone on here but on this I cannot agree @OhIDontKnow. Stealing from churches is a huge no no. One of the unwritten laws. Same for graveyards. It’s just not one I could find any reason to make excuses for but that’s just me. I suspect I’m not alone in thinking this. It puts him in a completely new light just when I was beginning to like him. He and Gwen certainly have a ‘side’ to them, that’s for sure.

It’s okay not to agree. I’m just trying to put myself in his shoes as it were. Once you start down a bad path sometimes bad follows bad.

 

[graciemckitten]

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Why does Miss Chatelaine insist on wearing his Saran Wrap jeans when viewers have repeatedly complained they are offended by this? He is so yucky. I think he is wearing one of the ladies cashmere crew neck Ladysilk sweater freebies. They have plenty of money to buy hIm new lady jeans. He looks terrible in them. Do some people find this attractive? Fanny ws screwing with view using this photo showcasing the skin tight jeans as a thumbnail for today’s video.

 

[billybudd]

GO TO THE DAILY MAIL ARTICLE AND UPVOTE THIS COMMENT. ALREADY HAS 90 up arrows.
girly, South, United Kingdom, 3 hours ago

What about Stephanie Jarvis ? Begging for money online, while living a life of luxury. She should be in jail!

girly, South, United Kingdom, 29 minutes ago

@ordinair Stephanie is a friend of the Pethericks. Another chateau YouTuber. Cry poverty, ask money for her geriatric American viewers that think she is renovating a national monument, and spend thousands on herself. Year barely started and 3 luxury holidays, another 2/3 holidays booked for the next couple of months, Chanel bags, Dior dresses , louboutin and so on.

There's this one too now.
And several replies to the original comment.

British YouTube property renovator is convicted in France

Billy Petherick, originally from Greenwich, and his French wife Gwendoline were found guilty on Monday at the criminal court of Rennes over the 2014 thefts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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[graciemckitten]

UPDATE. Something to add to the bedroom grift totals. Last night while lounging about in her new luxury linens, it appears that Fanny matched her new sheets and comforter to a grifted Lilysilk gown in garnet retailing for $189 . It happens to be the same color as her grifted claret Lilysilk pajamas she swanned around in at the fake Dump Christmas Day video, retailing at $279.00

22 Momme Long & Close Fitting Silk Nightgown

22 Momme Charmeuse Silk, Glossy, Smooth, Soft Comfortable V Neckline Adjustable Straps Midi Length

www.lilysilk.com

22MM Gold Piping Silk Pajamas Set

22 Momme Charmeuse Silk, Glossy, Smooth, Soft Two-Piece Silk Pajama Set Elasticated Waist 2 Front Pockets With Gold Piping Piping Material: Satin, Wear-Resistant And Stylish

www.lilysilk.com

 

[billybudd]

Shrimp Eye from botox

Ptosis is the medical term. It sounds like what I say when they twirl their sketti.

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Rick Klein was in Venice in one of his show and I remember he was in some place where he ate liver, but not sure about polenta.

I think it is Bourdain (NR, S5, ep 3) who eats a big loaf of white polenta cooked by the granny at the beautiful home and garden of the tugboat guy. I think it was served with the cuttlefish in its ink. A gorgeous plate.

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[billybudd]

Jamais 2 sans 3. Things go by 3:
Desertion
Theft
What's next????

Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive la Légion Étrangère.

 

[BlessingoftheHounds]

Why does Miss Chatelaine insist on wearing his Saran Wrap jeans when viewers have repeatedly complained they are offended by this? He is so yucky. I think he is wearing one of the ladies cashmere crew neck Ladysilk sweater freebies. They have plenty of money to buy hIm new lady jeans. He looks terrible in them. Do some people find this attractive? Fanny ws screwing with view using this photo showcasing the skin tight jeans as a thumbnail for today’s video.

I'm holding my breath for Fanny's "By Popular Demand:" buying a baggy pair of pants for Snorts.

 

[graciemckitten]

I'm holding my breath for Fanny's "By Popular Demand:" buying a baggy pair of pants for Snorts.

It would be one of her highest rated videos.

 

[Imperious Me]

The ground definitely caved...

 

[billybudd]

British YouTube property renovator is convicted in France

Billy Petherick, originally from Greenwich, and his French wife Gwendoline were found guilty on Monday at the criminal court of Rennes over the 2014 thefts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

i wonder if steffi leaked it so noone questions her star cash grab

"Didn't he know only the British Government can steal other countries artifacts."
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Lord Byron on the (probably not) syphilitic Lord Elgin, my favorite of several mighty blows:
Noseless himself, he brings home noseless blocks,
To show what time can do and what the pox.

Lord Byron, Poetry on the Elgin Marbles

heritage-key.com

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Dear Lalande greasy Kitchen Christmas Ornaments:

You’re welcome.

Love,

Tattlers

 

[Pekey]

A lawyer representing the diocese of Rennes criticised the loss of the objects, saying they 'were all used for worship'. He demanded a symbolic sum of 2,000 euros from the court for the 'time spent' dealing with the thefts and to reimburse the losses.

It would be More than 2,000 euros to replace them......... I would replace that lawyer with a better lawyer -- one wanting more $$$$ to replace them all and for the hide of entering a house of worship and stealing things !!!!
I wonder ...... would he do this in a Mosque !

 

[billybudd]

We could hear her shoes tapping maybe they were her gold ones with bows.

What about the beret with sequins on. Is this some expensive fashion gem we are not fully appreciating?

Grannies in the U.S. sew tams like that to go with little girls' coats. No one east of the Monongahela National Forest or west of Boise is seen wearing this outfit.
Once again toggling between granny porn and granny tat and infant girl outfits.

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So they bought after looting Churches:

Becoming chateau owners
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One of the couples featured on the first series of Escape to the Chateau DIY became firm favourites with the viewing public. They were young and inexperienced but had huge commitment to bring back to life a neglected and enormous chateau.

Their willingness to do whatever it took, working night and day, impressed everyone. Billy Petherick from Greenwich in London was just 27 and his fiancé Gwendoline from Cherbourg, Normandy was 24 when they bought the Chateau de la Baismagnée. In the heart of the rural department of Mayenne in Pays de La Loire, it cost them €1,050,000 in 2016. Billy had some building experience, Gwendoline had worked in retail but nothing daunted them.

“When we decided to get a house in France, we knew we wanted to take on a project. Perhaps a grand house, manoir, maison de maître, or small château, but when we were looking online, we stumbled across a listing for a grand château” says Gwendoline. “We thought that even if it was bigger than what we were looking for, it was so beautiful that it was definitely worth a look, at least we could dream for an afternoon. But when we saw it, we fell in love with the place straight away. It made us re-think all our plans, because after seeing the Chateau de la Basmaignée we couldn’t really imagine ourselves being anywhere else. After months of figuring out a way to pursue this crazy adventure, we got the keys to our beautiful chateau”. Funding came from a legacy from Gwendoline’s late mother and bank loans.

Does the timeline work for its being a scam to keep Billy from having to sign up for legitimate employment? And out his AWOL ass?
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I also remember how combative tattle was then -much more pleasant nowadays.

Why yes, yes it is.
And it's much, much easier to keep up with the threads. You can just breeze through these witty and collegial pages instead of dreading the prospect and being thrashed for missing a comma in, or disagreeing with, some panjandrum's ill-considered post.
A toast in Grandmama's Receipt, bourbon, Miller Lite, and lemon, lime and bitters all around.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

So they got a suspended sentence. I'm appalled and surprised at such leniency. The fines are chicken feed to them.

As a Billy fan, I will say I am shocked and disappointed.
I was willing to give him a pass on going AWOL.
We had a cleaning lady who asked my husband's help when her young son went AWOL from the army because of bastardisation.
But this . . . this is another level . . . call it what you want . . . at the end of the day it's theft.
With convictions against their names they will want to stay very clear of the law.
As for Gwen . . . bringing her family name into disrepute.
If Billy puts a foot wrong he'll be a goner.
I will be watching his next vlog with interest.

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Did anyone else notice Fanny used Bordeau Life’s music when they were emptying the sacristy? Thats where Billy and Gwen are right now per his last. Pretty shady Fanny.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

If the army would knock on my door again, I’d run to. Over to …… Canada, or whatever non EU country would take me in.

In our country, men must either choose a limited time in military, or do a social year in a socially related facility like Red Cross, Ambulance, Hospital or…. RETIREMENT HOME, I’ve seen things… I smelled those things… changed bedsheets… naked bodies..

 

[Gertrude Maud]

You have a point susanross3315, you really do. Here’s a few possible reasons in case you’ve missed Fanny’s lifestyle :

1. Anything that goes into ‘Narnia’ or any other area of storage, is never seen again silly

2. Even if Fanny did try and re-cycle any of her material collection, it would probably be mouldy, smell and be full of moth holes, probably ditto to most of her clothes that she rams into closets. Yuk

3. She never finishes anything she starts, so the chances of said fabrics becoming lampshades are zilch. Plus her Brother sewing machine is for serviettes and towel monograms only. And gingerbread Xmas decs because they’re Daaaarling.

4. When not on holiday, Fanny is currently obsessed with curtains, so expect her to vlog about that yet again on her return from Venice. At the current rate of curtain vlogs, the lampshades may make an appearance in about 2044.

5. Finally, stop being so practical sharonross3318. That’s what most people would do, but Fanny is a grifting, shopoholic, hoarder with rabid fans & patreons to entertain. More is more, she simply cannot get enough material into her life to rot away in Narnia.

Poor deluded sharonross3318. You have to feel sorry for her NOT
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My moneys on Sean he has the means, motive and an Etsy webpage

Sean is crappy with Etsy and is no longer selling through the site.
He wouldn't say why, just said it's 'for another vlog'.

 

[FecilitéJ]

Grannies in the U.S. sew tams like that to go with little girls' coats. No one east of the Monongahela National Forest or west of Boise is seen wearing this outfit.
Once again toggling between granny porn and granny tat and infant girl outfits.
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BUT, it does look like something the royal Princesses might wear to attend church on Christmas morning. How very very sad, after all these years still playing make believe. The affectations, pronunciations, linens, porcelain, dog, falling down "castle", faux Prince Charming, none of it will ever make you a real life Princess. Grow up, get a real bleeping life, be a real responsible grown ass adult.

And SJ, ditch that reading material for now. You really need to read the books aimed at empowering little girls. You know the ones where they're not dependent on some crappy prince coming to their rescue and they forge their own path. If your mother really did send you off to parties looking for a man with $$$ then she clearly did nothing to prepare you for high society, nor for being a strong independent kiss ass woman. Counselling or psychotherapy my dear, that is what I might just forgive your for spending Patreon monies on.

 

[billybudd]

BUT, it does look like something the royal Princesses might wear to attend church on Christmas morning. How very very sad, after all these years still playing make believe. The affectations, pronunciations, linens, porcelain, dog, falling down "castle", faux Prince Charming, none of it will ever make you a real life Princess. Grow up, get a real bleeping life, be a real responsible grown ass adult.

And SJ, ditch that reading material for now. You really need to read the books aimed at empowering little girls. You know the ones where they're not dependent on some crappy prince coming to their rescue and they forge their own path. If your mother really did send you off to parties looking for a man with $$$ then she clearly did nothing to prepare you for high society, nor for being a strong independent kiss ass woman. Counselling or psychotherapy my dear, that is what I might just forgive your for spending Patreon monies on.

Oooooooohhhh grrrrrl.
I'm all about femme performance. Ru Paul, Toddlers and Tiaras, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Princess Diana, The Queen, I'm agog at the way people think femme is performed and enact it.
And now you've made me understand that Stephanie Jarvis is in the lineup. Emphasis on the performance of a perceived personna that does not come naturally to the performer. Thanks!