The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

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I could be wrong, but I think Tess may have helped "Ol' Lens Cap" "Caroline" Potts secure his F1 photographer gig ..
Yes, Potty's affair with her was well documented so you may well be right. I didn't know she was related to MV but I remember seeing an Instagram post when she went to one of his races not long ago.
 
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New thread title…

“Conundrum - Known Grifter with Shopaholic Fake Boyfriend Has Asked Me for Money. What to do?????”
 
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ALL Tattlers are allergic to Snorts, that is for sure.
 
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Is it fatal to eat albumen?
Potentially . . . yes.

'What are the allergic reactions to albumin?
Tell your doctor right away if you have a rash, itching, hoarseness, trouble breathing or swallowing, or any swelling of your hands, face, or mouth after receiving this medicine.'

It would be interesting to know what his triggers are . . . obviously not dust, dog hair or damp air.
 
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The CHMN should be grateful for what they have as this young man is.
 
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Amuary was in mourning and truly hurting. That pain stays with you at some level and doesn’t suddenly disappear after a little trip away. I suspect soulless Fanny expects her cuz will return completely reinvigorated and ready to be at her beck and call, however I expect this time away will give Amuary perspective and the courage to tell Fanny to get her life together, f-off and stuff her shitoo!
 
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shes taken this whole book from tattles truthseeking chats and all of our sense of hummor . Ruthy owes us all commission fees
 
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You are a wonderful friend Ms Mckitten not only are you going through this but you entertain us! Sending all good wishes to your friend and her daughter.

I'm LOVING the roasting Ruthie is obviously giving F4f.. It's absolute gold!

1. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when F4f got her claws on it.
2. I wonder when Ruthie was last at the gaff?
 
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WE ARE LYING

vapid and vacant , reminds me of a sex pistols song pretty vacant...... its exactly there mantra

There's no point in asking
You'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us
Out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A-vacant
Don't ask us to attend
'Cause we're not all there.
Oh don't pretend 'cause I don't care
I don't believe illusions 'cause too much is real
So stop your cheap comment
'Cause we know what we feel
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A-vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Ah but now
And we don't care
There's no point in asking
You'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find me
Out to lunch, we're outta lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Ah but now
And we don't care
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We don't care
 
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Fanny yells out to Sabine as she’s driving away, “see you in the Spring”. Who else wonders if Sabine is really returning to the shitoo in the spring, and if she does return will it be for anything more than a quick visit?
 
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Just a brief interlude to help calm the anger.
Had a lovely meal at the Chateau I worked at last night for Mr Spratts birthday.

It's probably just slightly smaller than the Petherick's. Talking with the owner last night, to give an example their electric bill is €1000+ a month. This is just for lighting and running the kitchen appliances. The place is not fully lit all of the time and most public areas are on sensors and only come on when someone is in range.

Our meal cost €65 euros each incl aperitif, coffee and digestive was on the house. Didn't leave until gone midnight yakking with the owner.
 

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Great song never forgetting how the second syllable of VA-CUNT is pronounced/announciated!
 
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How does one honour a French chapel by eating off of English plates featuring English Cathedrals? Oh right, her fake boyfriend only went to high school.
 
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He eats mayonnaise? The boy is a conundrum.
Not any old mayo: the prancing twerp has his own supply of Dutch mayonnaise (squeezy bottles - so sophisticated). Made to a recipe that’s apparently Philip friendly (egg white free? - can’t remember which bit of the egg causes his stomach to rebel).
 
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Now that's how it's done. 65€ very well spent.
The meal looks divine, beautifully presented. I imagine it tastes as good as it looks.


Steph, take note... Oh and get rid of Filup, no-one likes him.
 
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