The Chateau Diaries #275 Life, Love and Lighter Fluid

[BlessingoftheHounds]

Nicky Fairpants is 34 his skin looks how old.?He too is selling the Swedish youth product.

I clicked on Nicholas and his whisper-talk. My hard-of-hearing husband thought Nick was talking about his passion for "skin cat" (skincare) and asked if that had something to do with his man-parts. The mind reels.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

I have a different take on Pavlina's departure. I think she was given her marching orders by Stephanie and Phyllis, and this was the cloud hanging over her strange departure and Tante's odd remarks. Things went downhill quickly for Pavlina before Halloween when she led Fanny deep into the woods to show her the witches' circle and cauldron. In more recent weeks Pavlina's demeanor was quite different on camera, that is when she was on it. Any interaction between the three was brief, cordial, and fake. There wasn't that spark or love-bombing like before. Fanny and Phyllis finally woke up to the weirdness, her potion tea-making fascination, and the Selmar-like clinginess to the HMN. I bet she was told off and asked to leave. The eviction notice may have been one of Natzi's last orders to execute.

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Or maybe the relationship between the three became frosty because Pavlina said she had decided to leave.
They needed her more than she needed them . . . perhaps they were put out because she was no longer prepared to stay and provide content fodder, all speculation of course.

 

[graciemckitten]

I have a different take on Pavlina's departure. I think she was given her marching orders by Stephanie and Phyllis, and this was the cloud hanging over her strange departure and Tante's odd remarks. Things went downhill quickly for Pavlina before Halloween when she led Fanny deep into the woods to show her the witches' circle and cauldron. In more recent weeks Pavlina's demeanor was quite different on camera, that is when she was on it. Any interaction between the three was brief, cordial, and fake. There wasn't that spark or love-bombing like before. Fanny and Phyllis finally woke up to the weirdness, her potion tea-making fascination, and the Selmar-like clinginess to the HMN. I bet she was told off and asked to leave. The eviction notice may have been one of Natzi's last orders to execute.

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If that is the issue, they need to kick the hair collecting Sabine and her curiosity collection out of the Dump. She seems more of a risk than Pavlina.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Clearly written by Phillip Fleurie. He's such a pussy douche. But at least he doesn't wear brooches. I give him credit for that.

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Illuminati or the … Freimaurer… ah yeah Freemasons?

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Nicky Fairpants is 34 his skin looks how old.?He too is selling the Swedish youth product.

Despite what he claims, I think Mr Fairpants does Botox.
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Well my day took a nose dive.

My God, that was an understatement!

 

[Tartuffe]

Nicky Fairpants is 34 his skin looks how old.?He too is selling the Swedish youth product.

Based on his exhausted expression, he did something else with that before.

I clicked on Nicholas and his whisper-talk. My hard-of-hearing husband thought Nick was talking about his passion for "skin cat" (skincare) and asked if that had something to do with his man-parts. The mind reels.

And then after completing his nightly "routine" Fairbottom snuggles down with a bit of Anna.

 

[Chocolategoggler]

Whose thumb is it in the picture flogging Dan's Christmas ornament?
You decide!

 

[Gertrude Maud]

She seems more of a risk than Pavlina.

A risk, you say . . . then in that case she should stay . . . anything or anyone to throw a spanner in the works at the Dump is a good outcome.

 

[Fromthenorth]

@Hedda Hopper ?
@mrsp67 ?

and @Iolair !?

 

[graciemckitten]

Dangerous Dan is selling a limited edition $40 Christmas ornament featuring the crispy chateau.

Chateau de Chaumont Christmas ornament.

The first ever chateau de Chaumont product, this detailed laser cut decoration is a replica of chateau de Chaumont back when she was in all her glory, it measures 10 X 7cm and comes in a red velvet bag that has the chateau logo etched onto the front. VERY limited stock!

cd5cd9-2.myshopify.com

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Whose thumb is it in the picture flogging Dan's Christmas ornament?
You decide!
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Definitely not Annaliese's.

 

[Tartuffe]

If that is the issue, they need to kick the hair collecting Sabine and her curiosity collection out of the Dump. She seems more of a risk than Pavlina.

So true. I hope she's next.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

and Iolair !?

… who?

 

[Pyke]

Whose thumb is it in the picture flogging Dan's Christmas ornament?
You decide!
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Nic Tree has had a manicure

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

So now with Thanksgiving around, who’s gonna do the dishes at Lalande?

Right on, it’s Beckyyyyy!!

 

[graciemckitten]

Click to see interior of Dan’s yurt, wood burner, and selling his ornament. Viewer comments, some complaints about price of ornament is too high……Dan needs to speak with the Fleuries.

 

[Chocolategoggler]

Definitely not Annaliese's.

Wonder if they've sold out already, as there were only 500 (limited edition) of them.

 

[graciemckitten]

Wonder if they've sold out already, as there were only 500 (limited edition) of them.

They were just made available for purchase less than one hour ago.Dan trying to make a quick $20,000 at Christmas.

 

[Sami Lee]

Please finish her sentence…

1. Philips Gonads
2. Life as a dog Walker
3. Recipes from the dump

PhiPhi has gonads?? Surely not after all those figure hugging, eunuchifying kecks he's had to peel off...

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Click to see interior of Dan’s yurt and selling his ornament.

I d really like to know the real reason or investors and parties involved in that project. Never even in his right mind would he have bought that property with his own money and renovate it just for him alone to grow old.