The Chateau Diaries #268 Stephanie Jarvis' dailies aren't even filmed daily, lazy cow!

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Let's do a quick survey about the "HOT FLOWER GUY."

Is the flower guy really hot?

- YES, WITHOUT QUESTION
- NO, SJ HAS LOW STANDARDS FOR WHAT'S HOT (HAVE YOU SEEN HER EXES AND HER CURRENT?)
- MORE LIKE LUKEWARM (GOAT CHEESE GUY IS SLIGHTLY WARMER)

 

[Gertrude Maud]

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That's why it was blurred, so we wouldn't find that out

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I would be interested to know to whom the crate was addressed.

 

[Pekey]

What a strange CD vlog that was today.
Bun Boy cannot have lunch with out Natti??
Squirrel tries to look like he is helping with the wood stove...... cannot get a nail broken.
But .... what I really wanted to do was to stick Molly the dog's "cone of silence" on Fanny !!!

 

[Razzle Dazzle]

The would be actor waiting for his cue from the pink phone mistress wearing his elf shoes with no steel toes! Amaury you missed your chance to "oops" drop the wood burner on PhiPhi.

"See everyone, I can be a big boy helper", oh...oh...look at camera....show everyone I know what to do next.....NOT!

PhiPhi just leave....go to your room....better yet, just leave the chateau altogether.

 

[Lochness Monster]

I would be interested to know to whom the crate was addressed.

And why was Nathan the heating engineer not helping to install/ deliver it instead of Amoury and Toncle? Snorts get out of the way!
Nathan seemed lukewarm...and less jolly when vlogged yesterday- has he had enough of being content, light fitter and...heating engineer?
Fanny let slip our van when referring to the white van...has she bought this from Tante?

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Ngaire, the person I know who sends gift boxes to Cadeaux . . . will be so excited.
They were using her napkins at the dinner table.

 

[Patriciarella]

Dear FOREO Sweden,

I don't think this woman's face is doing your company any good, because your gadget doesn't work on an old cow's skin!
As a businessman myself, I believe this to be a really bad investment and marketing.
Look, do you really believe it's worth sponsoring her?
You're welcome.

MdP
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SJ said she had dry skin now she moisturizes everyday so it is not dry. Hey clueless you didn’t need a machine just a daily moisturizer. Hygiene is part of being an adult, you are not special, Snorty has been lying to you. Petheric would have told you straight up you were looking crazy & gave you some of his facial crème. Remember when Mason bought you some as a thoughtful gift? Your current boyfriend can only afford fillet O fish due to his gambling addiction & hair expenses. Ruby the cat agrees!

 

[Just Grift Wood]

I am thoroughly sick of her smarmy, supercilious, and sarcastic mocking manner in every single vlog she makes. She speaks to practically everyone in the same manner. She really is a ghastly woman. The minute her wrinkly, shiny, Gerry face hits the screen, wearing a turban and a dressing gown, I feel like throwing something at the screen, ghastly, ghastly, ghastly! I can feel my blood pressure rising seeing just one second of her garbage vlogs.

The minute her wrinkly, shiny, Gerry face hits the screen, wearing a turban and a dressing gown, I feel like throwing something at the screen, ghastly, ghastly, ghastly!

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

I know some of you think Flower Guy is hot, I do not. This is hot! Luca from Leave Everything and Wander. He doesn't need any restoration!

Did you see the early vlogs he had very long hair

 

[Just Grift Wood]

This might work better for her; our cleaning ladies' most trusted brand!

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I have had a crappy stressful evening and that has made me laugh out loud-bloody brilliant
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I have had a crappy stressful evening and that has made me laugh out loud-bloody brilliant

To be honest she is so filthy she needs to go through an old school car wash that little thing whirring ain't cutting it

 

[banshee ob]

I am thoroughly sick of her smarmy, supercilious, and sarcastic mocking manner in every single vlog she makes. She speaks to practically everyone in the same manner. She really is a ghastly woman. The minute her wrinkly, shiny, Gerry face hits the screen, wearing a turban and a dressing gown, I feel like throwing something at the screen, ghastly, ghastly, ghastly! I can feel my blood pressure rising seeing just one second of her garbage vlogs.

Exactly why I do not watch her at all and rely on TL for reports on her disgusting escapades etc. My blood pressure thanks all of you who do watch. You are saving my life!

 

[graciemckitten]

Let's do a quick survey about the "HOT FLOWER GUY."

Is the flower guy really hot?

- YES, WITHOUT QUESTION
- NO, SJ HAS LOW STANDARDS FOR WHAT'S HOT (HAVE YOU SEEN HER EXES AND HER CURRENT?)
- MORE LIKE LUKEWARM (GOAT CHEESE GUY IS SLIGHTLY WARMER)

Have you noticed Fanny routinely sexualizes men featured in her videos with her lovebombing “ hot” titles on videos, nicknames proclaiming the attractiveness of the person, or exploits them by making them take their shirts off for the camera , e.g., Amaury. She makes strangely sexualized comments about Cuz.

You notice she has done none of the above to Shrek.

 

[banshee ob]

That gadget is not working.

WHo does she think she's kidding? She's NOT using that on her face.... it vibrates.... c'mon!

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

I would be interested to know to whom the crate was addressed.

Maybe her aunt and uncle so she didn’t have to pay tax. They just smuggled it in later.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Fanny didn't know cheese oozes out of balls. Well nothing oozes out of her man Childs micro penis

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Maybe her aunt and uncle so she didn’t have to pay tax. They just smuggled it in later.

I'm thinking Isabelle.

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Have you noticed Fanny routinely sexualizes men featured in her videos with her lovebombing “ hot” titles on videos, nicknames proclaiming the attractiveness of the person, or exploits them by making them take their shirts off for the camera , e.g., Amaury. She makes strangely sexualized comments about Cuz.

You notice she has done none of the above to Shrek.

Or to Phi!

 

[huydecirku]

[...] However, I can't help wonder if, by the fact that Tim is a former Australian politician who retains close ties with the Victorian state government [...]

What position did Tim have?

 

[Pekey]

Nathan seemed lukewarm...and less jolly

Maybe a bill has not been paid by Fanny.
That would make me mad.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Funny, their last vlog was released a month ago... I wonder where they've been...