The Chateau Diaries #268 Stephanie Jarvis' dailies aren't even filmed daily, lazy cow!

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Lady Avonlea

Message from Fanny - no Patreon vlog until Saturday. Lots of love from Lalande my ass - where have Fanny & Snorty f*cked off to this week?

Silly Fanny - doesn't even know the email address of her own business! Just shows how dis-engaged she is and that simply doesn't give a damn.
Hello from Lalande!
I wanted to let you know that, as there's a daily Chateau Diaries vlog tonight, this week's Patreon video will be out on Saturday - hopefully that way your virtual visits to Lalande will be more spaced out during the week (and Travels with my Friend will be out on Friday)!

However, I do have a message for you from Nati in the meantime. I gave you our old email address
(reservations@chateaudelalande.com) but we are now using stay@chateaudelalande.com

Nati has been able to receive your emails, but as she's replying from stay@chateaudelalande.com
some of her replies are being rooted to junk folders. If you are expecting a reply from Lalande, please double check your junk folder!

I'm looking forward to seeing you on Saturday here on Patreon, and in tomorrow's Chateau Diaries.
Lots of love from Lalande,
Stephanie x​
 
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Hedda Hopper

I still think Gooder is Brenda Gibbons. She defo has an inside line and LOVES to spend time writing on her FB page and anywhere else she can spout off, plus when is the last time anyone has seen any comments on CD from Brenda? I think she changed her name because she got so much so she now uses an alias.
 
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Imperious Me

Whose expected to climb over that tub and clean behind it? A table with a wash basin and jug you can't access because the tub's in the way
 
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M&MsMom

I would venture a guess that Coco bought it herself. She spends serious money all the time. I get a sense that both her family and her husband's family have some money. The LDS church pays well when you're high up in the organization. Coco doesn't really work, which I find unusual for a young woman her age, and her husband is some sort of youth minister (I don't know the correct term for this) in the LDS church and was moved to the NYC area this year. He and Coco now live in New Jersey somewhere over the river and close to NYC.
 
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Pekey

Pyke said:
Dans Aftershave bottle reviewed. 1955 pino silvestere
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When I was a teenager in the 70's my girlfriends and I would wear Pino Silvestere !
We liked it and it was cheap at the chemist!
 
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Imperious Me

For those of you who indulged me in my moaning about the crap birthday dinner.... LOOK!!!!
 
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M&MsMom

To the Oxford graduate - it's "routed" not "rooted".
 
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Imperious Me

Well... my sons manage to keep themselves groomed... one of them even uses a straight razor... depends on priorities I guess. And we're talking Snorts here, he has nothing to do.... 'busy' is not an excuse he can use.
 
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Iolair

Throw Snorts out Potty, and there's the extra room for you photography studio. Simple.
 
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Fromthenorth

Imperious Me said:
Whose expected to climb over that tub and clean behind it? A table with a wash basin and jug you can't access because the tub's in the way
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I just don't expect them to clean, period.
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Ditto about prints ! I heard that they are supposed to make a come back for houses, really not my thing. (shiver) https://www.indecortrends.com/interior-design-trends-2024/
 
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LittleMore Cottage

So Snorts gets a room to keep his scrap that he doesn't sell. And Marie has to scrub walls of the oven room to get some space. Why did the heating guru not know that there was another pipe needed? Amore already tore the tack room apart once... And Fanny that strapless dress!!!! Seriously dress your age, and appropriate attire for a business meeting. At this point I thick she doesn't care about anything. Just flitting through the day. The pugs are lucky the sheep didn't trample those little dogs
 
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Patriciarella

Was Caroline no good being SNARKY to Potty? Maybe it’s time he build it because SJ works soooooo hard & spends all her $. Snorty has not put one dime towards renovations!
 
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Iolair

Imperious Me said:
It means there's a lot of empty space between your ears Philip....
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If we told Philip the brain was an app, do you think he'd use it?
I think it'd need one of his precious must read instruction books to figure it out.
Then he'd spend most of his time trying to find an 'on' switch.
 
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Imperious Me

Patriciarella said:
Was Caroline no good being SNARKY to Potty? Maybe it’s time he build it because SJ works soooooo hard & spends all her $. Snorty has not put one dime towards renovations!
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I read that as a slap down to Snorts... 'can't imagine having a man around like him'... we've all said it..
 
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T Rex

Pyke said:
Fanny
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What a day and night difference. Tim and Felicity actually put a lot of thought, like with everything else they do, in which type of heating system to go with. Felicity explained that wood heating made the most sense, as it is sustainable because they have so many trees on such a massive property, and they will be planting new trees as well. The installation was top notch (and much more complicated than Fanny's system)- the room where the boilers were to be placed had to be cleared out- not because they were full of tat, but because they were full of original wooden beams that the couple is preserving for the restoration. The room was cleaned, and LOCAL masons came in to create a wall for the wood chip area, which was rendered. Everything was neat, the system was properly compression tested with clean water run through the radiators prior to the test run.

The roof has been completed on one wing, which looks amazing, and was painstakingly done by local craftsmen in slate.

Because of the rain, the grounds were soaked, so the wood chipper truck could not get in. They placed large tarps on the grounds, piled the chips on it, and enlisted the help of a local farmer to bring his front loader in to move the chips to the new bin. Felicity, in grubby clothes and NOT a strapless dress and heels, helped rake the wood chips in the bin. She spoke, in French, to the engineer who installed the system, who explained it had been a challenge.

Felicity also stated that they don't put out a lot of vlogs (because they require time for editing, and they are busy), but has updates on their Insta, and a few videos on Patreon (which makes sense, as this generates funds that they put INTO the chateau.) They are also going to be opening Purnon up to the public in 4 days.

Take note, Fanny- THIS is how one actually restores a Chateau. They also met President Macron, who has taken interest in their restoration (because it is of historical significance, unlike your farmhouse, which you do not restore but just decorate), and no one is buying your lie that the President himself invited you to the Bastille Day parade- we all know you bought those tickets on the internet!
 
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Lochness Monster

M&MsMom said:
To the Oxford graduate - it's "routed" not "rooted".
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Philip wrote this. Sounds like his tone . Also, a number of commas , odd splashes of Capital letters....and way too many sloppy abbreviations. There's no way my English teacher would allow such poor sentence construction. Snorts is using google speak.
 
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Gertrude Maud

The Purnons and Le Lande are night and day.
 
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