The Chateau Diaries #260 Stephanie Jarvis - the chatelaine of shoppin', clickbait, croc' tears & money

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I nominate this
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That's so true, I traded meals for showers, also made him sit and eat with me, no TV or devices, just plain old food and conversation. I was such a mean mother.
 
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I remember when my boys were teenagers, hard to get them in the shower, and then one day it changes & you can't get them out of the shower! The amount of hot water we used everyday, sometimes we ran out. I do wish that Antoine could bring a friend, or go to a friends instead would be better. Hopefully Nick or Amaury will teach him something to stop him being bored.
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That's quite the compliment! No complaints about Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom).
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Yes he turned out okay didn't he.
 
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I do wish that Antoine could bring a friend, or go to a friends instead would be better. Hopefully Nick or Amaury will teach him something to stop him being bored.
If he was my grandson I would not be happy he was there ...... too many weirdo's !!!
What the hell does the poor kid do all day there ?
 
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Nominate this for a new thread….dont come any closer bitch. Takes one to know one.
 
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At Casa de T Rex, we are going to get our pool resurfaced. The pool is a "historic pool" in that it is original to when our house was built 20 years ago. We have been going back and forth for days to the showroom of our local "artisans" to get samples and have been moving the samples back and forth in the pool to decide which colour/material to go with (on the steps, shallow end, the deepest part, in the sun, in the shade, and in front of the light at night.) Ironically, we've chosen the one our salesperson recommended. While our insurance company did give us some money (about 10% of what it will cost to resurface) when part of the pool cage fell into the pool during the hurricane and made some lovely gouges, our gunite is original, so it needed to be replaced anyway, as while it still looks great, is starting to get brittle. Our insurance company adjuster said to send him the bill after the resurface, but I don't expect them to pay to resurface my "historic pool"- Disclaimer: the pump and salt cell are newer. Having a pool is a luxury- we knew this upfront when we purchased our home, and this is just one of those costs for an amenity we use every day.

Moral of the story- buy a home you CAN afford and the maintenance costs/utilities, whether it be big or small, repair things before they become big problems, and don't expect to purchase a home above your means, nor set up a Patreon expecting the viewers of your YT channel to bail you out (looking at you, Fanny and Queen's Escape) when you realize you've purchased something you are ill equipped to handle, let alone maintain. Amanda & Lincoln are an example of doing it right- they bought a home the could afford, do the majority of the work themselves, don't use Patreon, and respect their daughters' privacy by not filming them.

When did it become the norm to be a grifter in society? I understand if one is on Patreon to produce artistic content or help save a building of historical significance (where ALL of the money goes into the renovation, vice into paying their staff in corgettes whilst they dosh out on designer clothing and go on never-ending expensive holidays, like F4F?!)
 
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I’m tempted to send this book to SJ and the prancing twerp. The essential manual for a wannabe Disney Downton society hostess and her butler.



They might learn something.

 
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My Predictions….Fanny is laying the foundation for a very big $ ask…aiming for the lead up to Christmas….she will be

- ramping up the religious mentions and overtones
- breaking out her nativity sets in a big way
- more ecclesiastical music featured in vlogs
- chapel featured at the forefront and always in the background of all vlogs
- gift channel to change to an all-out coordinated appeal to the chapel (i can’t see her shutting down the channel…only changing it to chapel content, as it has more subscribers (44k) than travels with my married friend 22k and fannys grand tour 41k
- sell sell sell whatever she can..expect chapel wrapping paper, chapel stationery, etc
- more monetized sob stories, er visits, crises, etc,
- more profuse thank you‘s for making all of this possible
- excessive over the top christmas cheer to lure in the lonely people and their cheque books
- Proxies, loyalists and attack grannies in full force.

she is already working it….batting eyelashes, tits out, love bombing patrons, saccharine content…she’smsetting it up,and the last vlog about the matching chapel is just a taste of whats to come.

She’s seen how viewers gladly donated thousands for the french carpenter who nearly cut off his fingers…

get out your chequebooks Patrons and fans…its going to be a very expensive christmas!

Q. Will Fanny do anything to get this money? Get engaged in front of chapel with a promise of marrying in the chapel?
 
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Rexy ...... I just hope the Water Police don't try and stop you and make you drain your pool like Fanny had too!!!

All jokes aside ..... you bloody buy a home you can afford to maintain just like you stated !!!
 
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Why dont they just put on a big roast dinner?
placing food in shape molds is very chef-wannabe.
they could do a completely locally sourced roast dinner with a few garnished from the garden
 
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Rexy ...... I just hope the Water Police don't try and stop you and make you drain your pool like Fanny had too!!!

All jokes aside ..... you bloody buy a home you can afford to maintain just like you stated !!!
@Pekey, I will not lie- sometimes, I water my lawn on the non-watering days! I am a rebel, and if I ever get busted, I will blame the bogan on my street who works in Code Enforcement, and report HIM for his shyte yard (ironically, it one of the absolute WORST in our 'hood!). While he has harassed some neighbours, that joker daren't fork with me- he seems fully aware of my capabilities, so is always on his nicest behaviour around me. He is a jackass, and I have told the others to let me know if he continues to bother them. Anyhoo, the resurfacers will be the ones to drain the pool (Its a liability thing if the pool decides to float and crack, which shouldn't be an issue- but if it is, it is on them.) I will have to let the city know when I refill the pool (as not to have a bajillion dollar water charge), but they are really good about that. Fanny is an idiot- if someone told me I needed to "drain the historic lake" of my home (I mean, I live on a harbour, so obviously, that would NEVER happen as how the fork would I drain a harbour?), I'd tell them to pound salt and let their lawyers meet mine (my lawyers are assholes, because this is why I pay them). But what does Fanny do? Immediately drain the forking lake. Where the hell were the "adults" during this time?!? What dumb asses!
 
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