The Chateau Diaries #261 Amaury's dog seems nice

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @graciemckitten for naming the thread and @SleepingBeauty123 for nominating it.

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KyBourbon
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Thursday at 2:21 AM

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Fennelbug said:
4077th M*A*S*H

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Iolair
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Saturday at 3:33 AM

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Today...
I was rushed to hospital.

Actually, that's a complete lie, written for dramatic effect. No-one rushed. I woke up, unable to breathe, hubby got the car out and rather sedately drove me to hospital. I was having my very first asthma attack. And I didn't even know I had asthma. A barage of tests, a litany of triggers to look out for, a few hours resting under observation, with nothing to do but read Tattle, a steroid injection, discharged with a dozen medical pamphlets, a prescription for the Symbicourt Turbohaler 200, a good talking to by the doctor and orders to rest. Asthma has surprised and humbled me. I truly didn't appreciate just how much asthmatics struggled to breathe until it happened to me. It was quite scary! Sincerely don't want it to happen again.

So, Patron Day hasn't interested me. fan can go duck herself. My heart goes out to my fellow asthma suffers - sadly I have joined your ranks. Bugger.

Take care.

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Marquis de Potpourri
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Yesterday at 2:05 AM

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The story of Lalande lately....

SJ: "It's so beautiful with the little waterdrops...It's so pretty I thought I'd show you all."

SJ has so little content to show, she resorted to showing a colander of lemons in a sink!



Maria tells the diners: "We have tomato tartare with avocado underneath!"
Where I'm from those are called salsa and guacamole! We serve them with tortilla chips!
What a way to piss at the B&B guests!

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Iolair
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Yesterday at 3:38 AM

• #884

Imperious Me said:
That's for all us peasants that don't know what a wet lemon looks like....

She could have just sprayed Tante with the garden hose to get the same result.

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[Marquis de Potpourri]

Tattle Aunties and Uncles!
Baby Potpourri here, dropping by to say HI!
His mom is absolutely obsessed with him and has scheduled a monthly photoshoot to document his progress.
This one was from his first "monthsary" ten days ago. His dad believes that he is never going to get used to changing the baby's diapers and will try anything to dodge every opportunity to do so. His nanny has decided to accept the offer to stay in, which is so convenient.
We appreciate your warm and positive thoughts, everyone!

Thanks for the new thread, Auntie @ComtesseRose !
Sorry for the derail. Now back to Lalande!

 

[SleepingBeauty123]

Thanks for the new thread @ComtesseRose and thanks @graciemckitten for making me laugh all over again seeing “Amaury’s dog seems nice” as the title thread name. Still trying to catch up on the last thread and the “spraying Tante with the garden hose” definitely made me laugh just as hard @Iolair! My phone has locked up and I’m having a hard time getting back to the last thread to read the final few pages. Tattle seems kind of glitchy the past few nights for me - not sure if anyone else is having problems?

Here’s hoping Baby @Marquis de Potpourri has an extra big blowout all over you the next time you are giving him a snuggle, as fair play for getting out of changing his diapers. My cousin posted a picture of her picking up her daughter from the bathtub, seconds before she got her wrapped in the towel…blowout on mama and baby and everywhere. Watch out with those nice, relaxing warm baby baths! Lol

 

[graciemckitten]

Comments from today’s grift grab video:

tabitha5743
6 hours ago (edited)
You all need a play room… a fairy tale room. Full of whimsy and imagination. A play on you as a child Stephanie

ellenhaselman5020
8 hours ago (edited)
I don't think Antoine shares your passion for porcelain as he did a couple of very good eye rolls

@irenemulcahy2495
8 hours ago (edited)
Thank god for the Bubble wrap for Antoine. He did his best to remain involved. such torture for a young male looking at jewellery. it is lovely to see him again after so long.

Rosette-zr5gh
8 hours ago
Quite hard to put a teenage boy through that

SitaSR
8 hours ago
Antoine has zoned out!

luluandmeow
3 hours ago
Love Anton's bunny brooch! Anton's lovely too, it's nice to see him again


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sherryrector2275
1 hour ago
You definitely are blinged no excuse to not go Paris and buy new purses shoes and why not a dress!!!


And finally, our daily dose of bullshit from Michael t ( who sent fan a boatload of Nolan Miller jewelry in today’s grift grab)

@michaelt8727
1 hour ago
As far as a remake of ‘Dynasty’ that would take place at Lalande, there’s one big problem….everyone gets along! As for drama, whenever it does pop up at the Chateau, everyone pulls together to get through it. Still, it’s an always entertaining made for TV series and an online vlogs fan favorite

 

[Pekey]

Thankyou ComtesseRose for the new thread.

 

[graciemckitten]

Comments from Dan’s video today featuring a temporary loo installation ( so he isn’t doing his business free range in the woods) and the two puppies:

Safety comments:
ji8044
2 hours ago
This series is like a compendium of the 112 worst construction practices you will ever see, but Dan is so entertaining; you have to love the guy.

@MrsBrown-yq4qt
3 hours ago
If I send you a helmet would you wear it? Honestly I love your show but lifting things over your head without a helmet is.... well you know, not very wise.

williamlukwy
3 hours ago
Need some professionals.

jessesmith6497
3 hours ago
Surprised we didn’t see you unload the beam lift when you brought it to the chateau. Didn’t want us to see you dump it out of the truck this time?

victorseastrom3455
3 hours ago
I have the strange feeling someone's going to still be watching the progress on this place in 2058 (I'll be dead by then). What a thing to take on. You're a better man than I ,mate.

tyredpup
4 hours ago
it’s time to invest in some steel toe work boots

Looks like nosy, controlling Stephanie has another new alias, S @Chateau Lady:

seaduster8347
4 hours ago
Are those your puppies, Dan?
Reply

S @Chateaulady
4 hours ago
Yes, they are Dan's puppies


juliealtenburg9671
4 hours ago
Are keeping the chateau for you and your family?

S @Chateaulady
S @Chateaulady
4 hours ago
Dan will live in the Chateau


Did Dan get the 2 puppies to increase viewers? Hmmmmmm…. Youtube viewer bait? 2 puppies and a reckless contractor living on a slipshod construction site just screams responsible pet owner:

WeaselTM
3 hours ago
You'll be doubling your audience by x-mas with these two puppers!!

cynhanrahan4012
4 hours ago
Are you going to tell us about the baby farm collies?

 

[shatcho shiek]

The entire vlog, (which was just pan-handling for more money to repair her "pet project") I thought of all those times she blatantly desecrated it. The chapel has had structural issues for years- she KNEW this, yet instead of addressing them, had the stained glass windows restored. Even the stained glass restoration woman told her that the lintels were failing. And what exactly does "Saint fan 4 Flues" intend to do with the chapel once it is restored with donation money? It's not like she is going to offer the use of it to the local community for religious services. No, fan is going to use it for herself as vlog content and as "an attraction" for her visitors. SMH. She is truly an awful human being.

Sorry for copy and paste I couldn't rely as thread closed and exactly those reglious viewers she polarized with many of her bhalsmeny actions the moonie wedding the Photoshoot of a dominitrix in underwear in chapel etc etc she's now covered up her baps and lost the pushup bra for.shes now begging too.

Funny how the previous marquis was a regular donner to the local chapel and that the first fan heard of it shows she gives zero fks for her community and has not used grift grab money one cent for the local chapel. Now I given her the idea she'll run with it of course.

But suddenly now after 17 years and knowing previous owners where very religious it's important news as it links to her funding travel money ability. She's once again manipulation of peoples believe Systems to get what she wants as she did when first buying HMN.

 

[graciemckitten]

Killip, why don’t you take the upholstery workshop that Camilla is taking in her August 9, 2023 video and finally get your ass in gear and reupholster the dilapidated chairs you purchased months ago. You may want to ask Viv from Chateau Love for lessons on reupholstering and restoring furniture. She had a video on her channel about restoring/ reupholstering furniture.

It seems like your vanity shop at the Dump isn’t taking up much, if any, of your time. You stopped helping Marie with the pizza room work, so step away from the online shopping and auctions and actually do some manual labor other than fondling porcelain a couple days a week.

Dan now has 2 puppies and Stephanie won’t let you even have one.

 

[shatcho shiek]

Theres two faces here one is a smug mug who goes along with the ebegging and vileness awaiting a spending shopping spree addiction fix. He just has to come and drive them in her car. Then suddenly after not finding anything he liked remember marie needed him to drive her to pick up flowers must have been pre patreon day.


Then there's the other face who sees right through F4F reminding her the previous marquis was such a regular donner he was made an honnary member of the college.

Having accidently purchased pew chairs from this chapel she wasn't interested then but now...

 

[Kickintheass]

4.33 into Dan's vlog as they are bringing in a steel joist there are the feet and legs of a.n.other. girls leggings (blue camo) and ankle boots with white laces. Kat??

Using only one lifter is dangerous as the steel can be like a seesaw. That poor hoist will have blown its bearings trying to lift something its not capable of.

 

[Jeeves]

At 4:33 I can only see Nick's tattooed legs!

 

[Pyke]

Next stop Lalande for this young lady, surely not !

Toruń restorer reveals stunning results of ‘magic’ chapel restoration in Notre-Dame Cathedral

A Polish restoration specialist working on the reconstruction of the interior of the Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris, has revealed exclusive new photographs showing the stunning results on one of the Cathedral’s 24 chapels.

www.thefirstnews.com

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Thanks for the thread @ComtesseRose you're too good to us trolls and hags
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fan for the love of God and French cuisine please buy this for MarIA who has culinary dyslexia and you will ensure your guests get some French food and you will finally actually be making a donation to charity

https://onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk/larousse-gastronomique/product/HD_301619232?pscid=ps_ggl_OOS+-+Performance+Max+-+ROAS+(All+products)_&crm_event_code=20REUWWS08&gclid=CjwKCAjwxOymBhAFEiwAnodBLJOpgPBGYI0RyHqA0YIXNMDIJUxyug8GXWpsIpf63QLBIzDOD6MRmRoCbCcQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[Alice Strictknickers]

Comments from today’s grift grab video:

tabitha5743
6 hours ago (edited)
You all need a play room… a fairy tale room. Full of whimsy and imagination. A play on you as a child Stephanie

ellenhaselman5020
8 hours ago (edited)
I don't think Antoine shares your passion for porcelain as he did a couple of very good eye rolls

@irenemulcahy2495
8 hours ago (edited)
Thank god for the Bubble wrap for Antoine. He did his best to remain involved. such torture for a young male looking at jewellery. it is lovely to see him again after so long.

Rosette-zr5gh
8 hours ago
Quite hard to put a teenage boy through that

SitaSR
8 hours ago
Antoine has zoned out!

luluandmeow
3 hours ago
Love Anton's bunny brooch! Anton's lovely too, it's nice to see him again


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sherryrector2275
1 hour ago
You definitely are blinged no excuse to not go Paris and buy new purses shoes and why not a dress!!!


And finally, our daily dose of bullshit from Michael t ( who sent fan a boatload of Nolan Miller jewelry in today’s grift grab)

@michaelt8727
1 hour ago
As far as a remake of ‘Dynasty’ that would take place at Lalande, there’s one big problem….everyone gets along! As for drama, whenever it does pop up at the Chateau, everyone pulls together to get through it. Still, it’s an always entertaining made for TV series and an online vlogs fan favorite

The whole Grabeau was torturous to watch ( Absolutely no idea why I was stupid enough to do so!)
Such a lot of junk, the mind boggles. How many polyester shawl thingies can you take to SA for Mummy? The whole thing reminded me of Bridget Jones's mother stint as a TV sales show person!
I can't wait till Teresa has finished decluttering her home to send the jetsam and flotsam to a farmhouse in the French countryside!
(Some of you were asking, a new dress, again? No, the blue and white dress is not new, that was an Emmaus find quite some time ago.
And no, I am not the infamous Gooder Know All!

 

[Lochness Monster]

fan said to SSnors in Grabbeau that they had decided. ... they must search for 1980s jewellery at auction. If she stopped wasting time on ways to spend money she need not have to rush down her pigeon stairs so often, or constantly be late.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

No way is that Kitty Kat.

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you as usual for the new thread @ComtesseRose plus @graciemckitten and @SleepingBeauty123 for the name and nom.

Just watched Amanda and Lincoln's latest. How refreshing to see a room completed with a conservative mix of old and new without gold leaf everywhere. Even more to the point a project that's completed even with a set back. I really like thier channel.

 

[graciemckitten]

fan said to SSnors in Grabbeau that they had decided. ... they must search for 1980s jewellery at auction. If she stopped wasting time on ways to spend money she need not have to rush down her pigeon stairs so often, or constantly be late.

When does the greedy Shittelaine ever have enough of anything? Hundreds of pieces of jewelry, hundreds of pieces of china, hundreds of wine glasses/ barware, hundreds of pieces of fabric, dozens of coats, well over 50+ dresses, dozens of pairs of shoes, at least a thousand books, thousands of freebies/presents, etc. She has crap stuffed into the 40 rooms of the Dump, in the outer units, crammed into the attic, her London apartment, stacked on steps and ledges, and still has rental storage units in London. She is a bottomless pit of gluttony and unadulterated greed.

She and Killip are definitely shopaholics, addicted to online shopping auctions, brocantes, etc, I agree with MRSHavershamsdress, I believe Stephanie has spent the majority of the tax free funds in the Patreon account and from YouTube earnings and has no money available to complete even one of the main projects she started ebegging for on YouTube years ago. She wants to spend money on herself, shopping, and traveling. She will never complete necessary structural renovations on the Dump. She just freely lies and lies and lies to keep the money rolling in and feels that she will never be found out because she changed the PATREON terms to cover anything she desires and doesn’t require her to show where the money has gone. She believes she has committed the perfect crime, just like the criminals in her beloved Agatha Christie books.

Why the hell does she need even more 80’s style jewelry?

 

[stella65]

Interesting to see where this one goes. Couple from Sandgate, Brisbane (where I grew up so caught my attention). A little Ocker, but perhaps that will disappear. Lovely Maison Southern France and so affordable compared to Australia.

 

[Kickintheass]

Thanks for checking my poor observation. I definitely need to get my proposed eye surgery done sooner than later. Sorry Nick, I did think the legs were too shapely to be Kat's.