Yes, you're right, she's already practising.I am sure MariA will find some way to incorporate the peacock poo into her platting of lunch service.
You are disgusting @Hemerocallis . Also that plate doesn't match at all! It needs to be a nice bright plate to make it all look petty and cheerful so it can match the tablecloth and flowersYes, you're right, she's already practising.
Snorts tries out which porcelain works best with the.
You've done it again, genius. Thank you.
The whole environment has been destroyed on the instructions of Stephanie Jarvis. Some trees did need to be thinned due to age and safety, but the "creation" of an artificial, ridiculous "cottage garden" in a park is absurd. Stephanie Jarvis is a city girl who is way out of her depth living in the country. She is doing exactly what a whole lot of urbanites do when they move to the country- bulldoze and destroy. The forest area and walks on her property to the stream are incredibly valuable- she is an absolute fool to destroy the natural beauty.The chapel garden/ forest edge before they ransacked it.
An improvement now?Definitely not. The soft lead up to the forest has been decimated for ever. That stupid Andy Pandy garden is incongruous and out of scale in area and height . Perhaps on patron day they could just dig holes and put their money in some?
To be fair she has quite literally been slumming it for all those years living in squalor… This is the result of residing in a damp old crumbling freezing farmhouse, drinking heavily! Only difference now she has Snorts to dress her and make sure she washes, MariA to serve her the prison meals to line her stomach, and the Patrons to pay the hefty cosmetic surgery billsView attachment 2358346
I can see why support squrriel was so pleased to meet her the first time on vlog without filters itsض quite shocking. She's really turned into aged withered beyond years woman and he seen a very vain hedonistic old woman who would be easier to pick up and hes basically a hobosexually . Dan's right it's more like 50 or 60s. Twenty one years difference come on..
@KyBourbon
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I wonder if Donegal has an aquarium where she could perform her drag show?
If not, would the château étang be big enough for her and Canadian Cara?
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What are they going to show off…I'm hoping that the weather on Patreon day will be like the storm that Dan showed in his yurt vlog. Driving rain straight into the open barn they dined in last year.
What's the point of patron day this year I'd like it to pour downtheres so much unfinished and unsafe zones to tour a garden that's not mature plants and not flowering this time of year plus not allowed to photo graph the channel 4 s allegedly finished project for 2023. All that's left for patron day is peacock poo lunch in the wood shed.
Jack- I just watched the chapel vlog and I couldn't catch the name of the town they visited to meet up with his parents. Do you know what it is called?I've just choked on me Pain au chocolat seeing that picture of the ole Foufoune dunker, she'd have to get down low to reach the puddle. Slam dunk.
What are they going to show off…
The memorial for MM in the woods?
The white peacock?
The finished heating system?
The completed grand salon?
The repaired terrace?
The Nazi’s apartment?
Tacksy Fare’s apartment?
Those tits are going to have to be out and centre on Patreon Days to distract everyone from the reality that very little has been accomplished in the past year.
No more disgusting than Laura on Chateau Chronicles showing her shit all over the floor when her soil pipe cap flew off.You are disgusting @Hemerocallis . Also that plate doesn't match at all! It needs to be a nice bright plate to make it all look petty and cheerful so it can match the tablecloth and flowers
Exposing her breasts in low cut dresses is her current modus operandi.What are they going to show off…
The memorial for MM in the woods?
The white peacock?
The finished heating system?
The completed grand salon?
The repaired terrace?
The Nazi’s apartment?
Tacksy Fare’s apartment?
Those tits are going to have to be out and centre on Patreon Days to distract everyone from the reality that very little has been accomplished in the past year.
Patreon Days Schedule:
9-10 AM
The Chatelaine will be in the courtyard giving a guided tour of her new carryon.
10-12
Foraging with the Weed Arranger for the flower arrangements for lunch.
12-1
The Pianist/Cook will explain the menu.
1-1:05
Lunch
1:05- 4 PM
Digging out the lake - BYOS - bring your own shovel
4 - 5 PM
Shopping in the Twank’s shop
A big hug.Thanks, as always, @ComtesseRose you are a rock star. Congrats @Patriciarella and @TorontoGWM for the name.
Just done a marathon catchup of the last thread. Everything has gone pear-shaped - himself has tested positive for covid, most inconvenient. To think we came through the pandemic proper, and all the lock-ins... I'm just a tad pissed off. And he's being as miserable as fuck.
@Iolair said... Never heard the expression "dom-toms" before.
DOM-TOM (départements d'outre-mer et territoires d'outre-mer).
Now renamed
DROM-COM (départements et régions d'outre-mer et collectivités d'outre-mer)
The French lurve a 3 letter abbreviation wherever possible but they will forever be les dom-toms...
I missed all the action last night due to himself being a pain!
@KyBourbon I really didn't need fanny's tits on show three times! However, I think we should adopt this as the official linear measurement for lieland. Just as £50/€50/$50 is fanny's ceiling price... it's so lalande.
I can confirm it's bloody August here and the bloody tourists have arrived, in their droves, and are being a pain in the bloody arse hell bent on pissing off the locals. The number of accidents where the idiot drivers have wrapped their metal boxes around inanimate objects on the motorways and nationals bear witness to this.
It is incredibly windy, but not wet, and we are on the highest fire warning (probably because the bloody tourists have arrived). Because of the strong winds the beaches are inadvisable, unless you are an ancient monument and want to be sand blasted, and the sea is treacherous, the red flag has been up for days. Therefore the bloody tourists are bored and venturing into the hinterland to piss off the locals.
On the upside I splurged on some lovely, fluffy towels for the bathroom - Geant Casino were kind enough to give me a €15 bon when I visited the other day so I thought why not. They gave me another €15 bon this morning so I have another opportunity to splurge next week. Funny, you never hear fanny say that any shop has give her a bon!
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Thank youA big hug.
You sound like you need it.
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