The Chateau Diaries #257 Fanny has gone from vague to shifty, Snorty went from intern to burying bodies

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Is Stephanie Jarvis breast feeding Philip Janssen??? Or, is she preparing to be a wet nurse???

 
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It was obviously brought down to Portsmouth via sailors from Rosyth
 
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“You’ll never get any money from me, cow. Just ‘cause you got them big udders don’t mean you’re something special!” - Earl Peterson in Female Trouble
You saying that Stephanie Jarvis just went from a cash cow to a LOL cow?
 
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Nico would take one look at the filth, have a nervous breakdown (but elegantly of course) and have to be whisked back to Edinburgh. He’d dropped dead if PhiPhi attempted to paw him with his filthy, chipped nail varnish claws.🫣🫨
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Pretty sure they were gifted at least one or two teacups like these in the gift grab - it would have been over a year ago before I stopped watching
I know they received some Spode inspired Calamity Ware but I’m unsure if they got any D&D.

 
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Avert your eyes on the Patreon video and listen to her exaggerated pronunciation of her English words and her poor French accent versus American Vivienne's flawless French pronunciation and normal English pronunciation. Haven't quite figured out why Vivienne is so enamored with the fake chatelaine and her fake boyfriend. She is damaging her brand by association with them in my opinion.
 
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No time for renos. Patreon Day and birthday in August. Rest from Aug. events in September and October. Advent BS. Year's over. Time for more travel. Get ready for BnB BS. Repeat until the big move to Venice.
 
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"Forgot to post" is it because they're sponsored?!


Does this put a dent in Fanny's timeline? Looking out for pink flowers in the upcoming vlogs...
 
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They have done very little work to the chateau because of the Buxom Gilder’s obsession with gilding the salon. The Chateau certainly has not increased significantly in value.
I wonder if Michael will buy it. He sure has his eye on it.
 
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"Forgot to post" is it because they're sponsored?!
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Does this put a dent in Fanny's timeline? Looking out for pink flowers in the upcoming vlogs...
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Oh no! The most hated word of 2023 will be Barbie! This movement has now ruined the color pink forever. Fanny and Co. will milk this for the entire month of August. Pink will be the theme for Fanny's B'day. She will dress as Barbie and so will Phi, no way he's going to do Ken.
 
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I'm beginning to wonder if she feels sorry for her..............or do I need a slap and a good talking too?
 
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You just know this is going to happen.

 
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More like Growing Up Skipper
 
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