The Chateau Diaries #24 The Church of Stephinology and the Order of the Spode

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Hopefully Selmar will not lose it and make comments this week. The other Shittoo owners must have been bricking it when he gave the commandments. Thou shalt not overlap with the High Priestess! Tut!

I really wanna be at the top level—what’s it called? Dolphin. I really wanna be a dolphin. (Girls are dolphines.) It’s like a charity called Friends of the Dolphins and Stephanie will be your friend for $100 a month. We’re redecorating the nursery to make room for Daddy’s art print. I can’t wait to use my 20% discount at Lalande—it will be like not paying the tax on our stay! Stephanie is so generous to the dolphins. I’m going to bring my see-through nightie so I can play the kitchen game, “Can you see my vajayjay?” It’s going to be so much fun.
Nooo, not again!!! I have repented! I will not think of Dolphins and see through attire!
 
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May I suggest an addition to the introduction?—- Princess and the Pea’s “Selmobile” for Selmar’s camper-van vehicle of love and adventure. (I laugh every time I think of it 🙂)
I mentioned it first and Princess and the Pea and I had a bit of banter regarding the 'Selmobile'and Terry's chocolate orange. That's as far as I am going to go without raking up past transgressions and being sent to do penance again. ;)
 
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Skankanee all eyeing the kitchen... You know what this kitchen needs??? Daddy's porn tiles over there.
 
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What is the matter with these chateau owners!?
Why are their homes in such a mess? The clutter is migraine-inducing!
How hard is it to clean up your own home?
And don't give me the reason "it's winter" or "it's too big."

Am I being culturally insensitive? Apologies....but, people! Clean up!

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no cadeaux tomorrow. Not pre-recorded?
the have gone to upload things that was clearly filmed a couple of weeks in advance... and a couple of days in hospital has thrown her. She need to get Phillip to start doing vlogs so when she travels in summer she can have a break from it all.

I’m so bored with it all watched a few minutes tonight and couldn’t manage anymore.
 
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What is a matter with these chateau owners!?
Why are their homes in such a mess? How hard is it to clean up your own home?
And don't give me the reason "it's winter" or "it's too big."

Am I being culturally insensitive? Apologies....but, people! Clean up!
No, you're right. Most people clean up before a visit,especially if they are nosy and have a camera poking in every room. I was always on polish duty when my in laws visited.

My mother in law would often poke in our airing cupboard for some reason! Well I knew the reason, she had standards about how towels and linens should be folded! If she had a camera we would have been shamed us to the WI (womens institute)for all eternity. Pinned to the board whilst they could tut and display their jam underneath in homage to errant daughters who couldn't fold towels or linens in an approved way...😂

Sorry for going off on a rant 😂
 
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From the chat tinight (sunday)
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Skankanee all eyeing the kitchen... You know what this kitchen needs??? Daddy's porn tiles over there.
And a SMEG and thermomix and some Spode
No, you're right. Most people clean up before a visit,especially if they are nosy and have a camera poking in every room. I was always on polish duty when my in laws visited.

My mother in law would often poke in our airing cupboard for some reason! Well I knew the reason, she had standards about how towels and linens should be folded! If she had a camera we would have been shamed us to the WI (womens institute)for all eternity. Pinned to the board whilst they could tut and display their jam underneath in homage to errant daughters who couldn't fold towels or linens in an approved way...😂

Sorry for going off on a rant 😂
Haha, this was maybe the cleaned status? 😂

No, you're right. Most people clean up before a visit,especially if they are nosy and have a camera poking in every room. I was always on polish duty when my in laws visited.

My mother in law would often poke in our airing cupboard for some reason! Well I knew the reason, she had standards about how towels and linens should be folded! If she had a camera we would have been shamed us to the WI (womens institute)for all eternity. Pinned to the board whilst they could tut and display their jam underneath in homage to errant daughters who couldn't fold towels or linens in an approved way...😂

Sorry for going off on a rant 😂
Haha, this was maybe the cleaned status? 😂
 
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The Church of $tephinology and the Order of the Spode
Were founded by a scrounger who lived in a very large abode
That she could neither heat nor maintain
And that had remained the same
Since the day she had moved in
Full of clutter like a bin
And in winter it was freezing cold
That’s why it was sold
To a fool like her
The lazy scrounger
With the faux blonde hair
Who fell into a trap
Set by the old marquis
She bought a pile of crap
And made him very happy
For he had begun to despair
He thought he’d have to die there
Until the fish took the bait
And relieved him of the weight
Of the terrible burden
Of having to fund and maintain
A shato with an unremarkable name.
 
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And Gerry just said, "She's getting stronger every day". Okay, all doctors on tattler, please diagnose.
Appendicitis? Miscarriage? Pregnancy? Hernia? Kidney Stones? But my guess is............... Kofit dissnœf. Which she probably didn't understand when the docteurs told her.... en anglais: cowweed
 
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the have gone to upload things that was clearly filmed a couple of weeks in advance... and a couple of days in hospital has thrown her. She need to get Phillip to start doing vlogs so when she travels in summer she can have a break from it all.

I’m so bored with it all watched a few minutes tonight and couldn’t manage anymore.
They will go even more downhill when PP starts filming and editing the content. Most people don’t like him when he’s filming them alone, at least SJ has some sort of personality!
 
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They will go even more downhill when PP starts filming and editing the content. Most people don’t like him when he’s filming them alone, at least SJ has some sort of personality!
He could always tap dance or do the charleston in the petit salon... be it for views or Loki Cleveland.
 
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They will go even more downhill when PP starts filming and editing the content. Most people don’t like him when he’s filming them alone, at least SJ has some sort of personality!
I feel sorry for him: either he will do a great job and S will be mad or he will fail and S will be mad
 
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No, you're right. Most people clean up before a visit,especially if they are nosy and have a camera poking in every room. I was always on polish duty when my in laws visited.

My mother in law would often poke in our airing cupboard for some reason! Well I knew the reason, she had standards about how towels and linens should be folded! If she had a camera we would have been shamed us to the WI (womens institute)for all eternity. Pinned to the board whilst they could tut and display their jam underneath in homage to errant daughters who couldn't fold towels or linens in an approved way...😂

Sorry for going off on a rant 😂
Are you saying I'm being an old woman? :LOL: 👵
 
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