JOBS FOR BUMS
THE PRIVATE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY THAT FINDS JOBS FOR BUMS AND TURNS POOR BUMS INTO RICH BUMS
Are you currently unemployed and/or unemployable? Do you have a low IQ and are you linguistically challenged? Are you a romantic fool?
If you are you’ve come to the right place!
Jobs for Bums is a private employment agency that has some of the finest jobs for bums in the world!
We own a string of run-down châteaux located in the middle of nowhere in some of the poorest regions of France. Sign on with us and become the part-time ‘owner’ of one of our wonderful dilapidated châteaux! All you have to do is turn up at the château of your choice once a month, do a quick video, and then bugger off back home and shove it on YouTube. For a small monthly fee you can pretend to be a chatelain who’s in dire need of funds to renovate a château that’s on its last legs. By the time the viewers realize that no work will ever be done in the place you will have made a fortune on Patreon, YT, and Instagrab, and you’ll be able to spend the rest of your days sunning yourself in the Bahamas with millions in the bank!
THE PRIVATE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY THAT FINDS JOBS FOR BUMS AND TURNS POOR BUMS INTO RICH BUMS
Are you currently unemployed and/or unemployable? Do you have a low IQ and are you linguistically challenged? Are you a romantic fool?
If you are you’ve come to the right place!
Jobs for Bums is a private employment agency that has some of the finest jobs for bums in the world!
We own a string of run-down châteaux located in the middle of nowhere in some of the poorest regions of France. Sign on with us and become the part-time ‘owner’ of one of our wonderful dilapidated châteaux! All you have to do is turn up at the château of your choice once a month, do a quick video, and then bugger off back home and shove it on YouTube. For a small monthly fee you can pretend to be a chatelain who’s in dire need of funds to renovate a château that’s on its last legs. By the time the viewers realize that no work will ever be done in the place you will have made a fortune on Patreon, YT, and Instagrab, and you’ll be able to spend the rest of your days sunning yourself in the Bahamas with millions in the bank!