Who are they odd people who keep making return visits to the shitoo? Simone and Roger - explain yourselves?These stupid Lalande guests/worshipers (plus she mentioned one couple had been several times!) would eat pig swill. They're beyond help. Why serve pretentious miniscule dinners? Why not something simple like we had Saturday evening, a charcuterie board to share between 4, echine de porc confite, in a thyme jus with creamy herb potatoes, followed by a not too sickly brownie and caramel beurre salé ice cream.
don’t blame meRandom Survey - Is Fanny:
- hung over
- sleepy after waking up at her usual time (mid-afternoon)
- sleepy after waking up early (noon)
- suffering from hay-fever after her drunk nap in the bluebell wood
- looking more like Gerry every day
Dave has the steamerHe probably hovered the steam iron near them for a minute.... her idea of 'cleaning' is not like most
Seeing as they have a copy of our late cousins ( Mark Girouard) book .I wish they would try and injest some of the real style and traditions.I don't recall seeing any pink in the bluebell forest.
Nice wallpaper, but the pink background and a mural design were wrong for that bathroom.
Fanny is particularly adept at wasting money installing nice wallpaper in wrong places.
I hate the kidney shaped red dressing table so cheap looking but I do like the Venus statueBonne Maman & Bedroom
Fanny’s only concern was the curtains clashed with the wallpaper??? What about the dreadful pink/ red table curtain or the torn wallcovering sagging off the walls in the bedroom? Fanny’s eyesight is going!!!
We won't talk about silk drapes in a wetroom, but the replacement drapes are the wrong shade of green and everything else in that bathroom/bedroom is mismatched. Get rid of that Venus statue, those damn white feathers and all the other crap sitting on the tub, window ledge!!!
The bathroom floor is discoloured and it's time for that 1980’s shower to be retiled.
Fanny if your project for the rest of the year is to stretch out redecorating Bonne Maman, yet again, so you have some film content, then for gawd sakes get rid of Daddy’s porno painting above the bed.
Thanks for the confirmation @Madame de Pompanddoodoo. Hate both those wallpapers in any event. And, prob cost an absolutely, unnecessary fortune too! C'est la vie - so the norm where the HMN is involved!No there are grey tiles in the shower cubicle the rest is reflections off the cubicle doors. Hideous room so not fit for purpose.
You made me guffaw at the blood donation center. I read that line in Mario’s voice from Super Mario Bros!This is one bathroom’ look’ with Fanny’s love of yellow I think this may… have been a good look with the horrid shower and current…. Walls in Bon mamma Mia . It fits Fanny’s eclectic style. Although her lamps would definitely not work nor the skirt in the dressing table.
Nice choice - better than the bluebells on a pink background!Snorts spent a couple of days in London and hours in the Little Greene shop. How was he unable to get understanding and ideas . This is one bathroom’ look’ with Fanny’s love of yellow I think this may… have been a good look with the horrid shower and current…. Walls in Bon mamma Mia . It fits Fanny’s eclectic style. Although her lamps would definitely not work nor the skirt in the dressing table.
I think the you tube “experts “ helped her with all those things!The reason why the Hiw YouTube saved my chateau video has a million views was because Fanny had set it up for a time so that video automatically started running whenever anyone clicked on videos under the CD video heading or landed on her site. Many people let it run for a certain amount if time where is counted as a view. Many others shut the video down quickly when it automatically started running. F4F is an old pro
at manipulating her forum to set records, raise viewing counts, increase likes/ subscriptions/ views/ comments by any means possible, whether legit or not legit, in order to increase her ad rates, sponsors, increase recommendation of her YouTube channel by the Youtube algorithm, etc.
Eeeewwwww …I’m glad she took care of her hairy neck problem… And she needs to learn to blend her make up!Is Stephanie slowly turning into a Klingon (Star Trek reference)? What's with those large veins on her forehead?
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For reference, here are some Klingons:
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That bathroom looks awful.Bonne Maman & Bedroom
Fanny’s only concern was the curtains clashed with the wallpaper??? What about the dreadful pink/ red table curtain or the torn wallcovering sagging off the walls in the bedroom? Fanny’s eyesight is going!!!
We won't talk about silk drapes in a wetroom, but the replacement drapes are the wrong shade of green and everything else in that bathroom/bedroom is mismatched. Get rid of that Venus statue, those damn white feathers and all the other crap sitting on the tub, window ledge!!!
The bathroom floor is discoloured and it's time for that 1980’s shower to be retiled.
Fanny if your project for the rest of the year is to stretch out redecorating Bonne Maman, yet again, so you have some film content, then for gawd sakes get rid of Daddy’s porno painting above the bed.
Pissed is the only way she will get up close and personal with Phyll-arse mcsnorty. Surprised she wasn't wearing a blindfold too.SJ's red face in the grass...?too much wine?
Sick of all those freebies What is needed is a health and safety inspectionYes! I did buy one after she cleaned it. But, it needed a good professional clean first. lol Lalande needs to tent the place and disinfect it.
When you’re dead inside you don’t feel the cold.Why is Snorty dressed for winter and Fanny is simply wearing a dress for their fake romantic romp through the bluebells?
Did Snorty need all those layers of protection from Fanny?
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