The Chateau Diaries #236 Tattlers have seen a crotch quiz and tulip-gate, but NO renovations or accounts!

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And the award for ugliest headboard in the chateauverse goes to… Shrek and the Sewer at Minor and Faker. Just needs Stewie and Patsy’s bed crown!

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These poor people can't decide what their style is (at least I hope that's the problem). I mean, that headboard is kind of ingenious, right? I wouldn't be mad at them if they just didn't have those reproduction-looking, very ornate French nightstands and those bedside lamps next to that gerry-rigged headboard- I'm shuddering. Hard as it is, I'll give them a pass....at least the lamps are at a decent height and not like the ones Stephanie had installed 5 feet from arm's reach in that bedroom that adjoins the newly wallpapered bathroom.

(OK.....this bedroom looks really bad. I really don't know what got into me. I was trying not to be so judgmental. I've failed tonight but will try and do better tomorrow)
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The Ten Berghes are nice hardworking people and DO NOT need Selmar’s help. They will host him kindly and send him on his way.
Unless Stephanie struck a deal with Amaury from Ten Berghe just to keep Selmar quiet for a few months. Just a thought.....
 
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no, no, no she wants you to think she is stupid but she is incredibly canny, shrewd and Machiavellian. She hasn't caned all these old Grannies by fluke
Her channels will never grow, she will never be a professional presenter, her house will crumble down around her, all of her family and true friends have forsaken her....she’s stupid
 
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HAHAHA! Yes! Thalia, Calliope, Terpsichore, Erato, Clio, Melpomene, Euterpe, Urania... probably missing a few. I have delightful Cajun friends from who have educated me on the "right way" to pronounce these streets. Love them and New Orleans! What a city (although I was GRATEFUL AS HELL that my daughter decided NOT to attend Tulane and chose DePaul instead... had she, she would have been there as a freshman when Hurricane Katrina hit).
Very impressive. You only forgot Polyhymnia! I lived many, many years in the Lower Garden District so that was my “hood”. I was one block off St. Charles on Prytania. One block from Mardi Gras for FAR too many years.🤣
 
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Something doesn't sit right.

'Selmar' badmouths just about everyone at Le Lande on Tattle.
Then the ten Berghes who have just stayed at Le Lande invite Selmar to stop at their chateau.
I just commented about this before I got your post.
My hunch may be right, then?
 
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Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread.

Now, it coud be different where they are but I doubt it. Emmaus, on a Saturday (as guessing thats the day the guests went with Snorts) opens in the morning from 10am to midday and the afternoon from 2pm to 6pm. They can't ever get their arses into gear can they, so were the guests having 'breakfast' at lunchtime? Also how unprofessional was Snorts standing in the dining room stuffing a croissant in his gob!

More sodding coloured 1980s stemware, it's just buying for the sake of it even Fanny didn't sound convinced but it seems whatever he says goes.

I should feel sorry for Aumary but I don't. He should have told them if they want him to be able to do his carpentry, then they should clear their own tit out of the stables. Snorts could have done it instead of going out buying more tat.
They are CD fans not actual guest. That’s why they don’t care about any of it. Cleanliness, professionalism et.
 
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I should feel sorry for Aumary but I don't. He should have told them if they want him to be able to do his carpentry, then they should clear their own tit out of the stables. Snorts could have done it instead of going out buying more tat.
I feel like he loves this type of physical labor. We all know he likes organization. I too love to toss things out. Put in headphones, not have to talk to anyone or think. Just mindless physical work. He has the new Kevin to do the menial carpentry work that he probably doesn't enjoy. Bring me a dumpster and let me throw things out - I'd be a happy camper. Although, I do a better job of donating, recycling, etc.
 
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And the award for ugliest headboard in the chateauverse goes to… Shrek and the Sewer at Minor and Faker. Just needs Stewie and Patsy’s bed crown!
I think they have stolen some of those propped up doors on the "open day" in the make- do barn eating area at LaLaLande last year.
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I wonder if Philip takes as much care of his feet as he does with his hands.
Stop it Gertrude !
We may see a vid on "Laying the table with your nail polished feet" next !!! :sick:
 
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Her channels will never grow, she will never be a professional presenter, her house will crumble down around her, all of her family and true friends have forsaken her....she’s stupid
well it does seem odd doesn’t it that Neither Nic and family or Ollie have stayed away for some time now plus many other “friends “
 
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Hello from the skies over the southern US! Fanny, you’re a witch! 😆 I think this is a Tattle first…I just insulted SJ from 32,000 feet! Breaking new barriers every day! 😆
Did you get the CLL "Free Complimentary Upgrade" to First Class?!? 😂 😂 😂 (Sending you my Platinum Hilton Honors # so you can upgrade your room, and spend your entire trip eating in the Executive Lounge for free- because that is so LaLande!)

You witches never stop in to say hello
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We were going spend Easter in your 'hood at my MIL's, but then Luna got diabetes. ☹ We'll probably make a trip out there in a few months (it's only a 3-hour drive)- I'll let you know! ❤
 
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Remember several videos ago at the puffs and pugs party, Snorts claimed the only exercise he gets is from opening bottles of wine/champagne. He is pissed when he has to do manual labor. He only wants to shop, decorate, film, open gifts, read about china, design, and architecture, roam around the inside of the Dump, and chase hedgehogs.The only reason he hung wallpaper was he was doing the task with Fanny and it was being filmed.

Phi Phi declaring that he was never going to paint a ceiling again will make F4F force him to paint more ceilings. He thinks he is the equivalent to Baghead and 10% owner Potts ( who ran away when the ceiling collapsed to find expensive wine for him, Fanny, and Baghead to drink while the downstairs staff Amaury and Dan fixed the ceiling.) Entitled Phi phi thinks he co owns the Dump and is a co-Shittelaine of the Dump.He is now openly criticizing Isabelle’s older lighting, etc. while he picks up loads of junky lighting to install at the Dump. He gets mad when F4F does not accept his recommendations about the Dump. If Fanny make him do manual labor daily and help Amaury haul trash, clean up messes, and actually do work, clean out the chicken coops, he could get so pissed off, he may want to leave the Dump. She needs to leave him behind at the Dump and not take him on her next couple of vacations,

Think of how Amaury was disrespected when his pristine workshop was turned into yet another dirty junkyard for Dump trash, discarded equipment, and crap, Then, to add insult to injury, Amaury has to clean out all the crap himself, with no help, so he can clean and move his own equipment, all while being filmed to provide content for Cuz Fanny to make huge sums of money for herself. Fanny had no shame or embarrassment over the nasty room. She just doesn’t care. It is very telling that she is treating her beloved Cuz, her family, who has over worked himself for months to help his ungrateful, greedy Cuz Fanny and her 26 year old lazy concubine.

Have you notice Fanny has never shown where she stores the tons of crap she receives from rage Grift Grab Unwrapped channel? 95% of what she receives is never seen again. Is it all thrown away in a skip every few months? We know she uses crap from the grift grab to stock her for profit B and B suites. We have seen her greedily grab the chocolates, food, and alcohol items. I believe the majority of the handcrafted items are thrown away. What else do you from the grift grab do you think is usually binned by F4F?
I think Phiphi is desperately trying to style and position himself as a replacement Michael P. Not a chance buddy, Michael is naturally creative and artistic, articulate, charisma, great sense of humour, remarkable memory and has demonstrated many times he’s ok doing hard work. Give it up, it is never ever going to happen 🤨
 
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Well, ladies and gentlemen (I use the term loosely 😆)…I just entered the great state of Tennessee (that’s the place whose name sounds like an Italian seasoning @HalcyonOrganic 😄). I’m on my way to Florida and looking forward to some time on the beach. Catching a flight and will be there in a few hours. I’ll be joining you in the VIP lounge this evening from the Sunshine State! 🍊

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Welcome to Florida!
 

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This wound have been the pah-fect background song for Fanny and Snorts’ outfits! 😆



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we all keep blaming Pube who is an utter tiny tool but ultimately it is Stephanie, it is her Chateau her channel and the buck stops with her she makes the decisions make no mistake. Fanny is the iron fist in the velvet glove
She usually has others do her dirty work so she can hide in the shadows and try to maintain her fake love and light, little orphan princess persona and deny responsibility and accountability. She is an overbearing control freak, under her alias, SGirl, when she is patrolling Dan’s and Ollie’s youtube comment section. She always has the time to patrol their comments, as the Dump is falling down.

I don’t understand why planless manless Dan will not tell her to keep her grubby hands off of his YouTube channel. She does not interfere as much on Ollies channel, likely because Camilla can kick her ass.
 
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I think the children were definitely hungry after dinner.
I don't get it- a big deal is made about making special dishes for Snorts (the non-paying leech "guest") and those with real dietary restrictions, but why could Maria not take a few extra minutes to ask the parents (paying guests) what the children liked and made something they would prefer (I get it- some parents prefer their children to eat the same thing adults are, but they are on holiday- why not indulge them a bit?) While the children were exceptionally polite and well-behaved, they looked absolutely miserable. It would have taken 5 minutes to make a few grilled cheese sandwiches to put on a side plate with some crisps, and they probably would have preferred an ice cream sundae or biscuits to the "potato turd".
 
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