The Chateau Diaries #212 So, Philip is a prostitute? Stephanie Jarvis is really bad with money!

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A mot most juste for Stephanie Jarvis, quiddler extraordinaire
 
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Here's another: Dilettante


AMATEUR, DILETTANTE, DABBLER, TYRO mean a person who follows a pursuit without attaining proficiency or professional status.
AMATEUR often applies to one practicing an art without mastery of its essentials
a painting obviously done by an amateur
; in sports it may also suggest not so much lack of skill but avoidance of direct remuneration.
remained an amateur despite lucrative offers
DILETTANTE may apply to the lover of an art rather than its skilled practitioner but usually implies elegant trifling in the arts and an absence of serious commitment.
had no patience for dilettantes
 
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Yes, I wondered if Fancy chose that as the thumbnail deliberately to try and encourage A to split up with N. It would not be out of character for her to meddle in that way!
 
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I’m giving Billy all my views and Zero views to Stephanie. Billy gets shit done!
 
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Something tells me Michael T might be an American. Possibly a Brit but that ‘tude is fairly common over here. It’s part of our national psyche. The “you can’t tell me what to do” mindset is a constant refrain in the US.
 
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We need advice from our expert @Le Comte de Monte Cristo: When do you use a decanter and wheb do you leave it in the bottle? Did aristro's back in the day always decant or was it even fancy to do so?
you decanter when you have an old bottle out of your cellar and there is residue in the wine.. you use a cloth and a funnel...also most of the time when you have old wines, the bottles and the labels are dirty ... it was also a way of presenting...a few decanters on a small table with some glasses..i remember seeing that in my grandfathers time..My parents didnt drink much..so in my time there were no decanters filled with alcohol on a small table..for use without staff...We have decanters...but we never use them...its better to serve out of the bottle....with a napkin over the bottle....when you have a dinnerparty it isnt done to show the label to the guests...you are offcourse serving the best wines you can afford....decanters are also a nightmare to clean..you have to clean them after every dinnerparty....Fanny and especially PhiPHi want to show off...maybe she should send off Phi phi to a butlers school first.... She may have been to Oxford or whatever...but she clearly never was invited to a grand houseparty... the tablesettings in that heap are horrible...
 
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Is that a trick question?
 
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Did anyone else notice the lack of darker friends?Or am I racist?
A friend is a friend regardless of color. One doesn’t go out making friends because of their color or ethnicity. Well normal people. Stephanie on the other hand found herself a Ukrainian friend. Who knows what future ‘friends’ will look like.
 
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She doesn't care about those critics, they weren't people contributing to patreon anyway.
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For sure not somebody handicapped, disabled who can't volunteer
 
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Did you notice the garland above the oven had no decorations?

 
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In small quantities.
Urine is also a compost activator, also in small quantities.
Urinating several times a day, every day, is not a small amount!
Its come to this? We're discussing Michaels urine? Count me in!
God only knows what's in his urine, doubt it's clean if you know what I mean
 
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Did anyone else notice the lack of darker friends?Or am I racist?
Nope, I noticed it too! I grew up in a city which is culturally diverse. it's inevitable to have friends who aren't Dutch. I have always wondered how SJ managed to have only (white) British friends while UK has so many backgrounds living there! I have never lived in the UK, and even I managed to make friends in UK with roots elsewhere.
 
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Did you notice the garland above the oven had no decorations?

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Yes but imo the shots of bauble free garlands and Christmas trees were taken after all the decorations were removed and not before they had been decorated. I know she messes around with timelines to hide most of her real life but in this case I’m sure this was filmed sometime in January not October last year.
 
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Currently 10 pages behind.
These are from Mr Spratt, the measurements given are for the minimum distance.

Below ground tank




Above ground tank

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Haven't asked Mr Spratt as he's at work so this is from my take on it, hoping I've learned something over the years. Heating system not maintained correctly. If no inhibiter (antifreeze/anticorrosion) was added when the system was initially installed/commissioned the rads will rust from the inside out. Dramatic falls in temperature with a full system, leaks from expansion/contraction. Using poor grade or unchecked secondhand radiators in the first place. Various reasons but as with the rest of the shitoo, it's all been totally uncared for for years.
 
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After watching the latest Patreon video, I think you could do it! Just record a bald man eating a hard boiled egg....BOOM instant money!
 
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Its come to this? We're discussing Michaels urine? Count me in!
God only knows what's in his urine, doubt it's clean if you know what I mean
I was halfway expecting someone to question if Michael was into golden showers…

@Beachgirl once again…do not ask your son to explain!
 
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