The Chateau Diaries #21 Peep shows, Creep shows, Tour drama overflows

[Stroppy]

Has bjj got the sack, and has porky fingers fanny been taking our advice again re his editing. Why is this being posted on frk insta page?????

 

[ProfessorPlum]

If this is the kind of stuff SJ is willing to share, what’s the stuff that she doesn’t share.

Foremost, she hasn’t shared the details of the fashion school scholarship ‘donation’ in South Africa, paid for by us, her viewers, or at least the viewers of the Cadeaux vlogs. In a way, SJ made her viewers complicit in the exploitation of the applicants that went on down there. I’m sure we’ll hear more about the dresses! In looking into the application process on YT, I learned that Stephanie lied to us and that in fact, the applicants had NOT been asked for, nor had they given their consent to be filmed in a 30-part YouTube video series, which would benefit Stephanie, Isabelle and Percy reputationally as 'philanthropists' and benefit the school financially through monies raised from YT viewership. The applicants themselves would not be paid for their appearance in the videos in which they were made to open up about their lives of extreme poverty. In recompense, one person would be chosen and given tuition monies, however, she and her family are literally so poor that they cannot afford food or transportation. On the occasion the winner was announced, the school director made great fanfare in awarding-- wait for it--a dinner voucher to the emotional mother, who had no money to feed her family. And there's Percy and Isabelle preening on Facetime on a tablet on the conference table, and our Stephanie on Facetime on a cellphone, the Great White Benefactresses of South Africa, taking credit! How perverse and grotesque can one be? This video series is cruelly named "UNPICKED" (all caps), and as viewers of "Chateau Unwrapped!" we are all complicit in this outrageous, and yes, racist exploitation. So, learning about this and her history with Marie really set me up for today’s vlog, and frankly, I was embarrassed by the intensity of my own response. (Also, I need to edit BEFORE I post, not after. ) No regrets, but I need to take a step back, myself!

 

[Mummy Dearest]

I was also thinking of doing it to boost my Covid suffering business, but I see my daily life as being quite routine and boring for someone to watch.... maybe I should get some volunteers to jaz it up!!!!

You’re definitely going to need some volunteers Just feed them really well and give them loads of compliments so they follow you everywhere! Just remember, there’s an audience for anything!

Does anyone want a recap for CATC? if you do if you don’t

 

[Milre]

Thanks to lalablahblah for the new thread name!

 

[Mummy Dearest]

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He's obviously showing other guys what he has...
@Mummy Dearest, if SJ has booblets, what should we call MPK's tiny bulge?

Damn you! You tricked me into looking at his crotch !
A hernia

 

[NorrisCS]

This is so true , and in Marie's case I am wondering if it is even worse. Presumably, it must be dreadful for someone who has finally realised what is happening to them, has announced their intention to leave the situation, and then be trapped for whatever reason (no transport, covid restrictions, other obligations for example). I think this might be happening to her. I really think she would have left a while ago if she could have done.

I might get shot here especially when it comes to travel and I have been no further than a 2 hour drive from my home since the 12 March 2020 and that was a work gig, when the country was open to countrywide driving and I was working on an empty premises.
If I was in Marie’s situation and was genuinely unhappy and desperate to leave and be away from that insidious toxic environment and people, then I would leave. No one is stopping her. Not Covid. Not restrictions. She just has to do her due diligence, get her tests, do any and all necessary self isolating, and leave. To the UK or back home to Norway. People are in and out of everywhere like yo-yos regardless of all the guidelines and recommendations. If she wants to go she can. If she’s that desperately unhappy she can leave. She must have a few thousand euro squirrelled away now. She’s nothing to spend money on. I think she is staying because she is too tight to leave free bed and full board - well free in return for some work. Bad and all as her manipulation by SJ has been and currently is... it’s not like she’s in a physical relationship and there’s kids involved. So SJ was her best buddy and then dropped her, and now plays cat and mouse with her for her entertainment but surely the Goddess Marie can seen that for herself. She’s a grown ass woman who’s chosen the grifting scrounging lifestyle and is loathe to cut herself off from it until she knows she has exhausted every possibility of success to the scale of the Queen Parasite. By association with SJ she’s keeping herself in the grifting loop. If she is a victim of extreme narcissistic behaviour, she can still escape. People do. It’s not like she in the bloody Sea Org and kept behind fences with razor wire preventing her departure. She’s FREE to leave. Rant over.

 

[Jeeves]

Over on Insta poor Ruby is fighting with the local cats and they don’t know what to do about it. Maybe get him neutered as people keep telling them

Maybe get Teabag done at the same time? Might stop him wandering!

 

[Linus]

 

[Clara Burnett]

A small one time derail: I do not understand very well how to be a Tattler. I am a novice at this type of site. I wish I could emulate others, with banter, and adeptness. I cannot. I lurk because of it and appreciate everyone's posts. I am not a spy. I do not know and never want to know anyone at La Lande. I found LaLande because I was enjoying D&A and their show and googled some stuff and up popped our Shit Shat tow friend. I did not know who she was. I then watched a few youtube vids and thought this was crazy seeing a 40 yr old behaving like a teen having tantrums with her mom. Their interaction was horrendous in those earlier vids until the smooth veneer and mask appeared. I thought it was equally crazy what was and was not happening for reno work there. It was indeed a shit show. Googling some more, Tattle came up and I joined to lurk, not offend. I found similar like minded people. I see different responses to different posts depending not the poster here and even if posts are similar. Do we want people to join us here or not? Do the main posters want to keep it to a small band of tattlers they trust? I am not sure. I feel there may be conclusions about posters new or old that is not accurate, me included. Good night all.

I get the frustration for not being recognized here right from the start for having good intentions. I'm not going into it much, but would like to point out everything is not as innocent as it seems here, it's not just cosy chit chat. The stakes are high for the grifters and they are willing to defend their 'income' to the max, which also involves bullying and social pressure. It can get really nasty quickly.
For me, understanding how threatening things can get and how important a good defense is, made me develop a thicker skin for the insulting words words and suspicions sometimes thrown at me.

 

[Geordieboy71]

@TheTaxInspector I have to admit I enjoy the visits to Emmaus, and to be fair, they have found great treasures there in the past. Picture frames for example which with a bit of work could be used to frame all the weird and wonderful assortment of ‘art’ and save spending ££s on new ones. But they seemed to treat it as a joke and home in on the most tasteless and tacky objects you ever saw. I don’t think it’s a question of needing to shop there so much as well, everyone loves a brocante don’t they? That one looked extremely dull though!

I wasn't going to post but couldn't let this one go.

Could you imagine if PP pointed to one of the monstrous napkins or tablecloths or hand made books in the local outlet only for a super fan to report that they had sent it last year. Sorry but I think it could happen.

 

[Mummy Dearest]

Shame on you. You are all jealous. Stefniii deserves all the money she works hard and so do Gerry. He looked after stefniii all his live and if it wasn’t for her she would never have been able to travel the world.

she’s kept renovation cost to a minimum and it’s parfect as Gerry prefers things to be basic. It was done when the filming took place at
The chatooo. It is expected air in summer 2023. But Jenny sneaked a few photos and shared them on her my space

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Here’s some more inspiration for Gerry’s apartment

 

[Jeeves]

A small one time derail: I do not understand very well how to be a Tattler. I am a novice at this type of site. I wish I could emulate others, with banter, and adeptness. I cannot. I lurk because of it and appreciate everyone's posts. I am not a spy. I do not know and never want to know anyone at La Lande. I found LaLande because I was enjoying D&A and their show and googled some stuff and up popped our Shit Shat tow friend. I did not know who she was. I then watched a few youtube vids and thought this was crazy seeing a 40 yr old behaving like a teen having tantrums with her mom. Their interaction was horrendous in those earlier vids until the smooth veneer and mask appeared. I thought it was equally crazy what was and was not happening for reno work there. It was indeed a shit show. Googling some more, Tattle came up and I joined to lurk, not offend. I found similar like minded people. I see different responses to different posts depending not the poster here and even if posts are similar. Do we want people to join us here or not? Do the main posters want to keep it to a small band of tattlers they trust? I am not sure. I feel there may be conclusions about posters new or old that is not accurate, me included. Good night all.

Hi @Stephanieeee. I don't think anyone wants to keep this group exclusive- as far as I can see, people have responded to your posts and engaged with you. Yes, some people do come in and manage to alienate themselves by the tone of their posts - see @Belladonna1969 as a prime example of this. Sometimes people come in demanding answers to lots of questions and making contentious remarks - as you will be aware there have been lots of instances of people affiliated to various chateaux "dropping in and out". Others adopt a sneering and condescending manner from the outset, always seeking to "correct" others or are given to showing off. I am sure that as people get to know you better and understand your style, you will find it easier. Persevere - we were all new once! I recall @Clara Burnett being given a particularly hard time at the start.

 

[MojoDublin]

Throw on your favorite knitted scarf from nanna, dust off your Spode and add a splash of Pepto Bismal to the Earl Grey (you’ll thank me later), It’s time for Cadeaux at the Shat-a-loo!

Stephanie would like to remind you that if you watch Cadeaux, that we, the viewers, are complicit in the exploitation of underprivledged, potential fashion students in South Africa for views and ad sense monies. (Well maybe not in so many words, but we’ll get to that later). This has been a service announcement from the High Supreme Ruler of the LaLande Philanthropist’s Society. Back to our regular programming...

We are joined by a new hostage...I mean volunteer, Jenny the Peacock Lady. She‘s there for a couple weeks to help with the gardening. Mummy must have summoned her using the ‘old bat’ signal. Stiffaknee explains why they are sitting so far apart. And guess what, it was because of that all so necessary Bourges trip, you know, the one everyone could have lived without. Does this mean I have to socially distance from my husband every time he goes to work? If so, challenge accepted! Bring on the presents Stephanee! I’m chomping at the bit to see what joy you’ll be filled with today...

Oh wait, we’re not doing that yet? No we are not. Do you remember when I said we are complicit with exploiting young students in SA if you’re a viewer of Cadeaux? Well, you’re about to find out why. Through an, ahem interesting, partnership (one based on lies, flattery, the gifting of thrice worn yellow dress, and cross promotion) between Villian-otti Fashion Institute, and Lalalande ”philanthropists” Isabel, Percy, and Stephie, (and viewers like you), a scholarship has been made using funds from Cadeaux ad sense. Funny, I don’t remember having a say in this, do you? We are introduced to a lovely young applicant, who’s life will be changed if she receives the scholarship. She’s well spoken, loves fashion, and her goal is to achieve her dreams, and would really like to take her grandmother to a buffet for meat if she’s able to be successful, as they have been living off of rice and vegetables. I’ll refer you to the video, if you’d like to watch, that’s when the Pepto Bismal will come in handy...

The lovely applicant, her grandmother, Spero, the teachers, and Percy and Isabel (on Zoom) are all in a room. They make her plead her case to the crowd this time, while recording yet again. Spero gets a surprise call from Scholarship Stephanie and she announces to the girl and her grandmother that she’s the winner. In a golden buzzer moment, confetti shoots out, (you couldn’t make this stuff up!) and her grandmother is awarded a gift voucher to buy some meat. After watching this exploitation for views, from both parties, I had an overwhelming sense of ickiness. Bonus points if you figure out which movie that line is from. When did charity become a play for views? Do you record yourself donating to a food bank? Volunteering at a shelter? Giving a homeless person change or a dollar? Of course not, because you’re not a lunatic! In the world of the YouTubes, nothing is off limits! None of this needed to be recorded, it should have been arranged privately...

After Grandma was being given the voucher for meat, we juxtapose to Nati opening a huge box of food. They flash around a bunch of sweets, all smiles, and giggles as they clutch them to their bosom. I’m feeling sick at how sociopathic this all feels. I’m going to fast forward you through the rest, because you probably feel nauseous too.

More sweets, more scarves, broken St. Joseph statue for the chapel (fixed by Philip), silicone molds of peacocks and hedgehogs. Nati sitting so close to Peacock Lady, she’s practically in her lap. I guess social distancing didn’t apply to Nati, she went MIA in the Bourges Cathedral anyway, so who cares. Nati and Peacock Lady make chocolates in the molds. Tea, biscuits, you know the drill.

Congratulations to the winner. To the rest of the dog and pony show, you can bugger right off! I’ll never watch another Cadeaux again, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me today. I will no longer be complicit in the Villian-otti Fashion Institute Hunger Games, sponsored by Cadeaux at the Chateau.

Now I will escort myself out to wash this filth off me, maybe watch a few cat videos, reruns of The Office and return to my happy place, I suggest you all do the same.

AGENT 007

FOR SERVICES BEYOND THE PALE IN THE LINE OF DUTY

everything is available

DB 9 on the drive way


morning ......enjoy

 

[Princess and the Pea]

I don't think she will ever need to work. She has enough now and she will inherit from Isabelle and Percy. Gerry will help her out, too and so all her other friends if need be.

You're right of course. She has grifted all this time getting away with not having to do any work. Now, we'd all do that I guess if we could. But what is to her eternal shame is that she has portrayed herself as broke, that she lives in a freezing ramshackle building where her ageing mother is draped in layers and blankets & where she has to strap a hotwater bottle to herself to keep warm. If those who gave her money for the upkeep of her home chose to look at her Instagram pages they would see the reality of her life. Party, holiday, shopping, party, holiday, shopping and repeat. If the punters actually rationalised that why should they go to work to pay for her not to go to work. Or why should they cut back on something in order for her to indulge in something. Or they didn't have a holiday last year but they don't mind her having one because she is so lovely and smiley then they would see what nitwits they are. As for it just being about the money I think it is so much more than that. She needs attention. An empty vessel who needs other people's adoration in order to survive.

 

[Irishbear1976]

Dreadful.
Themed parties in the Chapel ? Presumably there was a Collection after ‘service’ ?

Theme parties she used the chapel as a nightclub according to sir trotters Instagram

 

[ProfessorPlum]

Forgive me, (seriously, forgive me), but how was the meat voucher presentation any different than a master throwing meat to his dogs? One couldn’t help but have that impression. Villioti said, holding tightly to the voucher for effect, “This is for meat, you must buy meat,” then after giving it to the mother, he said, “Please enjoy the meat.” Stephanie, Isabelle and Percy looked on proudly and approvingly by phone. It was a perverse, racist charade where the young woman and her mother, who were there to be lauded and lifted up, were dehumanized and made to feel that they should be grateful for it.

Chateau viewers paid for this. As for Villioti, he needs nothing less than a punch in the f’ing teeth (figuratively speaking, of course). The world of Stephanie Jarvis is a sick one, indeed.

 

[Princess and the Pea]

Nailing my backside to the mast to say I actually enjoyed that vlog. I like seeing changes and work being done.
I will leave you all whilst I accept my penance.

Now you are in the confessional my son and this is not the first time that you have talked about this then your penance I am afraid will be harsh. You can choose which of these vlog viewings you must do: 3 Selmar. 3 Sadie does Paris (stop that thought there my son or you will be given even more penances) 3 Phillie & Angie. No skipping through or fast forwarding (remember it will be on your conscience if you do). Go forth in peace & mend your ways.

 

[Jeeves]

Hopefully BJJ stays home for a good while.

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Wonder if Mr and Mrs Janssen need to sit him down and have a good heart to heart with him about the path he's travelling and whose clothes he's wearing. (Maybe Mummy Janssen has suddenly realised where her missing underwear is?) Loki must be devastated!

 

[ProfessorPlum]

There’s a Sundays at the Chateau on tonight

In the promo pic, SJ is looking up into the vaulted architraves of Bourges cathedral, wrapped in a full-length, pure white coat. Her head is thrown back and her hands are held high in a prayerful stance (you can't make this shit up)--a sooPAIRB and sacred space!--and she's thinking,

I caught the cesspit worker looking up my skirt, I know I did... I wonder if he likes me. I’d hit that... So the Dyson hair curler was 500 Euros, ha! Stupid f@$%ing patreons... I wonder if Mummy likes me... I NEED the complete Dyson line, so that will be the next big purchase... I really am surrounded by simpering fools. SO glad I didn't have to be the one to hand over the dinner voucher to the mother of the fashion scholarship brat--I couldn't stand to be in the same room! Thanks, Facetime. If my bespoke dress is not cut sufficiently low in front, I will SCREAM.

 

[Sasha Groves]

A small one time derail: I do not understand very well how to be a Tattler. I am a novice at this type of site. I wish I could emulate others, with banter, and adeptness. I cannot. I lurk because of it and appreciate everyone's posts.

I’m with you on this @stefanieeee, I’ve been here 3 weeks’ish and am still trying to find my feet and judge the tone. I get triggered and rant then think I went in too hard. What I’ve gathered is with lots of decoy accounts suspicions are always aroused. Always use the search bar. If you’re highly sensitive don’t take anything to heart (probably 99% isn’t personal) and that it can be unnerving being a newbie merging into the shoal. We are here because we have one common disdain for SJ for multiple grubby reasons so being able to banter or not we all contribute in our own way