The Chateau Diaries #203 I'm dreaming of a Emmaüs Christmas...🎶

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Yes… in the barn!
Can we talk about Dan the Abandoned Chateau Man…..? I get the impression he’s living at the Chateau again As he keeps popping up in videos, like the proverbial pizza delivery man in porn.
i also haven’t seen any new videos lately for his Derelict Chateau sans roof.
has he been the mystery handyman this whole time? Speaking of which, handy work and repairs have come to a standstill after the gate was repaired and painted. Stop and start a project is so Dan.

i think Clara is 100% on the money…..all but a few MUST vacate the heap for urgent heating work to begin. Sounds like Stephon’s grand tour is coming soon. Dan gets to play property caretaker again, perhaps this time will transform another small cupboard into a grand room to hold the house honey.
Is anyone else wondering what work is planned for the barn? I feel Like it’s been mentioned but not explained.

BTW, Steph’s sponsorships so far are very basic, just ads basically but no real brand collabs. Bottom of the barrel influencer stuff. Christies hasn’t come back for anything p, so the tastemaker campaign flopped on their end, at least.
 
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She may have caught her illness from Amaury.
I believe he was MIA for two days with 'something'.

You're right about the masks.
They are a pain but we think they make a big difference.

Why do you think all of them are getting sick one by one?
Idiots, the lot of them!
It will be Potts who gets sick next.
Steph and he hugged. Morons.

At least Pavlina has common sense.
She ate her nettle soup at the other end of the table.
 
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What a truly horrid assortment of flowers and greenery Phyllis picked up in today's vlog. Could it have been any gaudier? Every color in the rainbow. Every type of flower from mundane chrysanthemums to exotics to yellow roses to purple statice. And those tacky glitter foliage things. Why can't they just accept all the greenery and woodland flora that is on the property and make something from that? I'm sure we will see the genius at work tomorrow trying to do something with it or dumping it on Pavlina. That's what they get for waiting for the last minute. They are so clueless as to how retail business works. They probably thought the florist would be filled two days before Christmas just waiting for last minute shoppers like them. No one wants to get stuck with excess perishable stock. It will all be tacky as usual. Auntie will also be roped in because she is the queen of tackiness. If I were Pavlina, I would call in sick tomorrow but be perfectly well when the festivities start.
 
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Agreed.
She is ill but not too ill.
She is ramping it up for dramatic effect.
 
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You're right about the masks.
They are a pain but we think they make a big difference.
Yes, they do work. I didn't have any colds or COVID when I religiously wore them. I'm definitely going back to it at least through the winter. Just got a bit cocky and am now paying for it. Live and learn, hopefully!
 
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Good Heavens!!! Bite your tongue! If Fanny did all that advance planning and actually followed through with it she’d be expected to supply all the expensive food!!! Nonononono, that simply wouldn’t do! What do you take her for?!? A successful internet grifter?!? No, she may be the hostess but it’s for the guests to provide, pay and prepare Fanny’s holiday feast whilst she rests her weary self before having to “sparkle Fanny, sparkle!”.

https://giphy.com/sbJoEVSBlqTu0
 
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Agreed.
Look at the pressed lips and the tight jaw.
(I've watch too much of The Body Language Guy.)

In the intro Steph enters the kitchen and says something like . . . this is not what I expected first thing in the morning.
The pink phone catches the time on Pott's watch. It shows 12.23.
 
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I think this is the perrrfact outfit for Fanny. It goes particularly well with the powder blue coat and we get a LOT of cleavage! Very sparkly!
 

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Again, love it when tartlets post pics with reflections, maybe I’m just nosey.


I took the Marquis’ photo and ran it through my dark / light reverse osmosis ultra filter & boom: Brenda Gibbons! Not trying to derail, my butt!
 
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Such a bizarre advent vlog, fake sick probably hungover but not too sick to run out in the cold in a housecoat, and forgot to order turkey when your hosting 20 people was that fake drama too or just that she’s completely off her rocker. And why didn’t PhiPhi drive Dan and the kids home, they didn’t offer dinner, what kid wants mincemeat blech maybe Dan is living in the shiteau like someone else mentioned. Now I’m just hate watching as the vlogs have no content just a poor version of the kardasians or that type of vacuous viewing

Didn't she run into the same problem last year? Ian bought a goose over or something? She's so disorganized... Tantinat had to write up a menu for the week or they wouldn't eat!
They don’t seem to be following that menu, looks like Potts when rogue with yucky stew with lamb and apricots, nothings real all faked

That rat was on phiphi shoulder
 
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Good night! What is the story, morning glory?! Are you tearing the gay guys to shreds? Probably bodyshaming the fatso? The little one is not as innocent as he looks, we recon he runs the show. My wife and I was wondering just WHO the gentleman Stephanie asked at the gay guy's house "have you been here before?" is? She looked very uncomfortable in his company, and vice versa. We've gone off the Bean family now, they are too boring. I've tried to be a bit of a Phillip recently, I have bought a handbag for my wife for Christmas without knowing if she'd like it. I have not asked her friends, not asked our daughter, just gone to a shop and picked one myself. Phillip would buy handbags. I am starting to think he might be a bit stuck in a closet. All I want for Christmas is time on the waves, so that is what I shall be getting, in January. My dog is not well, I am sensing this might be his last Christmas Perhaps I need to escape to the countryside and get myself a few dogs. Cornwall...hm. We shall see. Anyway, am I still a CHATTY member? Merry Christmas to you all!
 
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Nice of you to drop by! I hope your wife likes the handbag. I'm sorry about your dog, losing a pet is so hard. Enjoy the waves. Don't worry about the gay couple, their sins will catch up with them eventually if they have any. And yes, you are still a Chatty Member until you decide to become a VIP, no hurry, the lounge is always open! Merry Christmas!
 
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Just out of very mild interest, does this guy have many followers? I could look myself of course but then YouTube will start putting him on my recommended list
Dear Nicolas has 171K subscribers, so not too bad!
 
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Mr. 999. Almost there
 
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