Watching the Advent vlog- Fanny goes up to Mummy's room to deliver frozen crumpets, but Mummy and Percy were still in bed (um, I won't go there), and Fanny nicks 2 crumpets for herself while leaving the rest to run outside in her pyjamas where Amaury and his parents are (oh Tatinette- WHY did you murder Big Bird and make him into a hat?!?) And speaking of Nicks- LMAO- Fanny had no idea Nick the Tree Surgeon was actually there and working. Wow, the ONE forking person who Fanny pays that is actually WORKING without being told to- "You get a title from Titles.com!". Omberline brings in some produce. Oh vey, and now Stuart has made a pumpkin soup from the Halloween pumpkins (WHAT?), AND chicken in brown sauce! YAS! Because the Shitoo is not a Shitoo without chicken in brown sauce- thanks, FRK! I think Fanny was drunk (again) whilst editing, or she never got out of her pyjamas and dressing gown for 48 hours- Potts arrived in IJ's bedsit, and there was Fanny in the same dressing gown and pyjamas while Mummy made them crumpets in her Smeg Smug toaster (because they are both children.) Fanny later makes a much big deal about taking a shower and washing her hair (because she reads Tattle, and finally got the memo she needs a proper wash). Amaury is digging holes our front with Nick the Tree Surgeon's tiny digger. Shot to the kitchen where Stuart and Dave (is he a vol?) have had enough, and are cleaning the filthy kitchen. Bless Stuart's heart- even she could not stand that filth. Before Fanny departs for Baked Potato night, she HAS to unwrap the "gifted" Ardmore scarf. Dear lord, her roots are terrible- where is Annaliese?!? Fanny heads out to go to Andrew & Ricardo's with Snorts, Tatinette, and Tonton Steven, where they stop to shop for champers to bring them, and being that Tonton Steven and Tatinette are spending the night, buy bog roll! (What the fork? While I am sure Andrew and Ricardo have bog roll for their guests, WHY?!? Have they just become so accustomed to Fanny's cheapskate world that they think this is the norm?")
Actually now that I think about it they are perfectly matched! Two pretend bohemians ( because they ain’t no poets or opera stars etc) living life of other peoples money! And getting sloshed on the best wines daily. Also what the hell has she done to her face? Something is very wrong with it! She is a pretty lady and I’m not having a go At anyones looks but something weird is going on. Sorry folks, I just had to let of some steam.
Keep up the good work. I shall pop in and out from time to time over fêtes but may not participate. My beautiful cat is very poorly. I've desperately been trying to get her a rdv today. I fell out with the vets where I had been a client for 20 years and am now banned from there. I have a chance of a rdv later today but I fear we may be saying au revoir 
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