The Chateau Diaries #196 Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started

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Maybe he will work out which door at the dump Is not locked while Squirrel is hiding his nuts in the garden one evening

Good work.
Her click bait title should be brought down as an outright lie.
or.. is squirrel coming up with these ridiculous ideas? He will be the death of the channel
 

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My condolences and sending love @JackSpratt.. also a speedy recovery to @Banshee..

Losing your mother is the hardest thing what can happen..Then you realize your not a child anymore...your place for support, understanding and feedback is gone......i found it one of the most difficult things i had to deal with..although you see it coming..it hits you like a hammer..
 
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Everyone is leaving LaLande due to inhospitable temperatures- except Natti and Amaury who will caretake over the winter. They will continue to reside in Nick’s turret duplex which has always had a log burner. Fanny and her Gay Tagalong Sponger will travel here and there in the lap of luxury as usual. Fanny might learn, this season, old friends may not want her to stay as long this time. The Dutch Barnacle eats enough for two at every meal (because he is not paying for it) and does nothing to help either ( because he is not required to) A lonely winter is inevitable.



Oh! I forgot! Yours Truly, Caroline Gooder

NOthing like a hot tuna and peach casserole on a cold winter’s night
 
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I think we probably need a Speculation Station emoji now kinda like a spoiler alert!
 
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F4F is all smoke and mirrors, manipulating the narrative to fit whatever agenda she wants to push that day that will bolster her ego or present a false narrative to keep the grifted money rolling in, by any means possible.

F4F has been intentionally videoing misleading statements and inconsistent/contradictory videos about her wealth, lack of wealth, trips, store bought fake “ honors”, volunteers, gifts, the charity channel proceeds, the status of the accounts, why Larkin and her father purchased the dump ( originally to flip, not as a fairy princess home for the little orphan princess), the now “ boiling” Dump that employees are fleeing for the winter, suddenly loves and frames Daddy’s pervert paintings, projects she was going to finish, etc. Where is Davy and all the bulbs they were going to plant ( now that I wrote this, expect a Davy video)?

She is alway trying to present an image that is untrue to get money, attention, views, etc. for herself. That is why I posted the link to the Chrisley sentencing memo, because it has some factual situations in it that are not dissimilar to F4F using people, stiffing people, greed, self aggrandizing at every opportunity, entitlement, etc. all to benefit herself 24/ 7.

Since we are officially in the holiday season, maybe a title for the next thread should be , “ We don’t want you for Christmas F4F, we want the ACCOUNTS!” Like the song All I want for Christmas is you.
 
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It was pretty 'meh' in my opinion.
Mo and Sadie were there as support.
They avoided personal questions coming in and kept everything very 'light'.

He has plans to extend his merchandise line with items like t towels and oven gloves.
I hope he learned from his wallpaper experience and licenses everything this time round.
Anyway, it was good to see him back more like the old Michael.

His hair really does look like a toupe.
I wonder if Stephanie is trying to get rid of him. He’s like a limpet she will have no secrets…I cannot imagine living working socialising every day with him?
Scary hairline.

Edit: They should stop taking closeups of their faces in their vids. It's not flattering.
 
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His hair really does look like a toupe.
I wonder if Stephanie is trying to get rid of him. He’s like a limpet she will have no secrets…I cannot imagine living working socialising every day with him?
I think she just likes having a concubine that she can control, who will serve her hand and foot, can ignore him most of the time, can freely insult, will make her the focus of everything 24/7, and has forgone his education and given up his youth to invest himself solely into managing everything with travel, the Dump, the Patreon and YouTube accounts, etc. so she has no obligations except to film herself and others with the little pink camera. He has no outside interests and doesn’t want to leave so she can treat him any way that she wants.
( of course, he is manipulative, controlling, nosy, an enabler of F4F’s shopping addiction and copious alcohol intake, and raids her jewelry box and closets).


I think she hides information, accounts, conversations and certain emails or texts with Potts/ Larkin/Mummy.

She dumped the rest of the responsibilities on Anne Marie and the Angry Argentenian.
 
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I think that Anna and Philipp may eventually flip their chateau.
My reasoning is that to help get to the point of owning their current place, they flipped properties.
I won't be surprised if 'down the track', they put the chateau on the market.
 
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I think that Anna and Philipp may eventually flip their chateau.
My reasoning is that to help get to the point of owning their current place, they flipped properties.
I won't be surprised if 'down the track', they put the chateau on the market.
I think they will too. Flip it, cash out, take the money and run. I think that if more people understood what they were doing, they would not contribute to their Patreon or watch their videos.

I understand that people are free to watch and contribute money to whomever they please, but it just seems sleazy, exploitive, and pulling at the heartstrings of viewers to be ebegging for contributions to restore or renovate a building for their family (including the 2 small children) when they really are just doing a business venture where they just want to flip it and make a lot of money to enrich themselves. To me, that puts a different spin on the “lovingly” hand painted walls, etc.

They are slowly revealing their true nature and motive with the Tesla, wanting a sailboat, cutting down on videos and projects now that they have lots of subscribers and a big monthly cash flow and are making subtle comments revealing entitlement to the monies generated by YouTube and Patreon. They are just another flavor of F4F. The influx of money and attention just makes their true self emerge and show who they really are and what they truly value ( which can be different from their public persona and narrative portrayed on YouTube).
 
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I think the reason Maria and Pavlina have fled the Dump for the winter is only partly because the Band B season has ended. The B and B was only 3 days a week. Maria was cooking for the Dump all the other days. She wasn’t there solely to cook 3 meals a week for the B and B and to lay out 2 cold breakfast selections for guests.

I think F4F and the Douche Lord will be traveling Dec, January and February to South Africa, England, Spain, Italy and other locations and F4F herself would not benefit from Maria’s cooking.

Also, the Dump is freezing ( with the exception of a couple of room of “boiling” temperatures), and there is not enough heating for F4F to entertain or host guests and for Maria or Pavlina to be warm. F4F likely was writing off the wages of Maria and Pavlina to the B and B and is far to cheap to pay them for the winter out of her grifted money, especially if Sh3 would not personally benefit.

I do not think Maria and Pavlina ever had apartments near the Dump. F4F is so cheap,
I doubt either could afford an apartment.

I think Anne Marie and Ñutty will isolate in the Marquis suite with the heating for the next 3 months.
 
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His hair really does look like a toupe.
I wonder if Stephanie is trying to get rid of him. He’s like a limpet she will have no secrets…I cannot imagine living working socialising every day with him?
His hair now has no part- it’s a web
 
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Maybe we have given F4F an idea for an advent video. She can, with a warning to viewers, sing to Phillip, “ All I want for Christmas is NOT you!” Think he will get the message or just go take another online French lesson at his lady desk?
 
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His hair really does look like a toupe.
I wonder if Stephanie is trying to get rid of him. He’s like a limpet she will have no secrets…I cannot imagine living working socialising every day with him?
Oh damn, my Thanksgiving leftovers just came back! That picture needs an emetic warning!
 
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Does anyone know what happened there? I remember watching a vlog where she had purchased furniture for the new room, she had a car paid for by fans if I'm not mistaken, but all under the guise of a new business. She even said she had her first wedding gig. So what happened to all of that?
 
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If you were Santa, what gift(s) would you leave for the Douche Lord and F4 F or any of the other Dump crew under one of their dozen Christmas trees or crammed in their pillowcase sized Christmas stocking(s) (other than industrial size barrels of soap, sanitizer, and cleaning supplies)?

If I was Santa, I would leave a window, a door, weed killer, or a roof for Dan’s whisper of chateau. Also, work boots, gloves, eye protection shield, a respirator, and an emergency whistle to use to summon help if injured. And gift certificates for the closest McDonald’s restaurant.
 
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