The Chateau Diaries #161 Proceed with caution, Demented Diabolical Damsel of Disaster ahead!

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So she flat out lied when she said "mummy bought it and gave me permission to drive it". Does she think no one has a memory? Or she can't remember her own lies...
 
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Bloody knew it and Sarah sat there as if butter wouldn't melt in her melt drooling over them and acting surprised. I'm cross now as I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Great sleuthing @Albee
Weren't they all there Canada Day weekend though? Which was 1st July... Maybe she gave Sara one?

Stephanie Jarvis' favorite picture???
All I see is Plant of the Apes.
Do you think she is still holding the fish water bottle???

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They both look like they were shagging right through till New Year... Marie looks clean though..
 
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So that car will her her car again when Mommy leaves
 
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Isn’t it strange that Squirrel boy who is according to Fanny the light of her life so she cannot possibly function without having a photo of them snogging when she is ignoring all her e mails, implying that he is next in line to become son in law number 2 to mummy dear is then notable by his absence when everyone else including Davy was singing Happy Birthday to her. Must be a good reason as champagne was on offer and he never usually turns down any opportunity to get alcohol down his neck.
 
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I'm with you on this. Dan was supposed to be the next videographer (and maybe the replacement in the bedroom also.) He was love bombed accordingly.
 
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I did that once for my daughter's wedding shower back in 2010 through zazzle. It was not that much more than regular stamps back then. Now it looks like they cost about 3 x regular postage stamps.
 
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OMG tonights CD vlog, such a bore fest. I couldn't give a flying fuck how the plants are growing and those poor guests having to eat that gross offering.
She creates her vlogs around us... we were calling out the gardens for no food in them, they were brown... clearly we were wrong, they have 1000lb of onions and zucchini!

I noticed how there wasn't any footage of Squirrel boy and Scott man together... I don't think there's much love lost between those two.

Zucchini walnut bread is really good actually, I don't know about that recipe, but worth trying I don't make cakes anymore because I end up eating it all.
 
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Well that Nail Polish Boyfriend is going to be there at Christmas because Fanny stated in her exciting vlog that the parsnips are for Christmas and Squirrel loves them.
OMG ..... that cringe worthy photo of them - I did notice there was a glass of champagne in that photo and Fanny made sure she was "full on "in the photo shot for the frame .... Squirrel got scissored ! True narc !
So Mummy is coming back to her Merc and Daughter........ and yes..... where was nail polish guy when singing Happy Birthday Old Bat ???
 
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I think there have also been some cosmetic procedures.
Mrs G, passed comment this evening that Philip looked like he had had fillers in his lips.
Is that to perfect his lord of the Manor sneer? Alongside the affectation in his voice, has he been having elocution lessons by Steph on how to pronounce Parrfect, clarrsy and yes I agree darrrling.
Luckily I had my nice early evening snooze afterwards. It saved me hearing the rest. It really is the best sleep inducing trance I have watched.
 
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Well that Nail Polish Boyfriend is going to be there at Christmas because Fanny stated in her exciting vlog that the parsnips are for Christmas and Squirrel loves them.
She may say that, but I wouldn't put it past Stephanie to change the story and have something unexpected to happen.
 
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