The Chateau Diaries #160 A Slugabed & an Ultracrepidarian Fudgel all day. More Is More.

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Dan and Annalise were together since teenagehood, (16?) and the issue was, reading between the lines, is that she became pregnant sooner than expected while they were living in the fallen-down 'cottage' (I use that term lightly). Then she had baby 2 shortly afterward and it wasn't a planned pregnancy.
 
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Here is the online form to report animal cruelty to the SPA, which I've posted here a dozen times.
Thanks Billybud I knew you would come through for me. I have had a look at the form and it is easy enough to submit. I will get onto it as soon as I pull my laptop out.

So that I can have all the evidence at hand can you clever tartlets please post links to all the videos which reference the relationship of the birds as well as the one where the Lalacelles knowingly took the sibling pair.
 
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In the US teeth are usually not covered, but we have fluoride in the water in most places. My family never needed braces but they usually are extra even with insurance now around 6 grand!
As I recall when one of my kids had braces, insurance would only pay 1K USD max and the rest was out of pocket, which was like another 4K back in the 90s. . Dental insurance in US is a rip off. They typically will only pay 1K per year for any work. They cover 2 cleanings per year. 1 root canal and 1 crown will set you back 2K after insurance kicks in their 1K max per year. Plus you pay monthly premiums.
 
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Now “dude looks like a lady!”

I prefer busted ar$e face Mickey
 
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@Clara Burnett there was speculation around the lack of dan in the chateau diaries. Do you know what is happening? Is he on his way out?
He is certainly struggling. Stephanie Jarvis has mentioned to several people that she thinks it's time for him to move on. Never a good sign when she starts referring to someone else's interest in terms like 'It would be better for him to....' and 'I would understand if he would...'
Dan however strikes me as particularly hard headed and not very good at reading a room: he will be struggling a lot longer before he sees the light. If Jarvis does want him out pronto, she'd best play her cards right with her cuz and let him do the dirty work. Knowing Stephanie Jarvis that plan has already set in motion.
 
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@Jules100 Did a fab job with your tile...love the square jaw line. @Jules100 Did you do yours?
When I’m done with the rest of the cheesy bootleg Daddy’s tile rip offs, I want to make a special Christmas wine coaster with mine or retile my kitchen backsplash.
I love Tattle CD, probably too much. Cheers!
 
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The only word that comes to mind is “brutal.” Just…brutal. Dan will be next in a long line…Michael Petherick, Selmar, Marie, etc. I only wish it was Snorts or Nutty getting the boot. I hope Dan gets the picture faster than Selmar (actually, I don’t think Selmar ever “got it” that he was wanted out by SJ).
 
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I will never catch up!!!
Had to do stuff and if you leave Tattle for a day or even a half a day..... bloody hell !!!

OK .... trying to see what is "new" here !!!
 
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I get that people have a shelf life with her, but she’s bought all that equipment, who is going to dig out the pool and the terrace and the amphitheater with it? Kirsty? Cuz got some buddies on deck to take Dans place?
 
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A Scavenger Hunt at Stephanie's Fete Champetre is an inspired idea. Nothing like a few (children's) party games to break the ice.

Patrons will particularly enjoy Lalande's version of Pin The Tail On The Donkey: Blindfold Wallpaper Hanging.
 
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OMG...... just had to fast forward that Gift Grab ....... honestly that needs to go !
More material (that was lovely ) but she will never do anything with it.

One thing ...... Gerry has gone blonde!
 
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Ummm…”literally” not quite yet…but almost, Michelle.

These people are the best. They start out pretty coherent and then they just lose the plot with comments like, “I live in a democracy and I will be out of here asap”. Was she federally mandated to watch CD? Lol
 
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Stephanie Jarvis the Slutty Spinster, Village Pump and Town Bike.
I'm saving that as a thread nomination.

RE: The way people speak... In some instances, it might be a sociolect or a dialect. - Just putting a possible reason out there, otherwise I agree. I dislike bad grammar (grammar nerd/nazi here!), even if I don't always get it right.
 
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This is very interesting. I think that Selmar and Marie 'leaving' was okay with her dim-witted followers but for Dan to go will be a major mistake. Sillyman and Marie had valid excuses, by Stef, to leave; Selmar was love, Marie was new job. But for Dan to disappear will cause a few questions. She'll also lose Annaliese, and good luck finding a new hairdresser in the middle of the country.

Dan has made the studio so he could move back there, and he could do his usual content of 'escape to rural France' and focus on his own house. He could also easily find new clients. This could actually be better content; DIY projects and we all love a makeover.

We know you read here Dan, so refocus your vlogs and escape from LalaLand.
 
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My bugbear is.... Anythink.... Somethink...
So bloody annoying
 
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My mis-pronunciation peeves include the following: oldtimers disease (Alzheimer’s ), rockwilders, (Rottweiler), excedra (etcetera) thank you Excedren, for all intensive purposes (for all intents and purposes), Clemzon University (Clemson with an S) - all the sportscasters do it -ALL OF THEM ALL THROUGH THE GAME. I’m sure I’ll think of more.

We have a neighbor who completely mangles the English language to the point that we are keeping a list. He thinks null and void is Neil and Void. I don’t know who Neil is. He thinks it often occurs at the gas station? He also thinks Mahi Mahi is Maui Maui, we don’t have the heart to tell him. He serially dates women to have a place to live and we have told him that that practice makes him a Hobosexual. Which reminds me that I can confirm that PhiPhi is a Hobosexual. We also call him the “Purse Carry-er”.
 
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All the Aussie will know this ..... and it drives me insane ....... especially when footballers say it ......

"Yeah No"
 
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Sadies effort today, (nearly killed herself walking up the stairs) she told Mo that Micheal wanted the double sink in the top apartment. Shocked it so outdated and second hand.

Billys vlog shocked me he is making ensuite hospital rooms into offices, I shook my head, they are offices for Gwen, Blly, Micheal and Ryan if he returns. Starnge comment, wondered why Icheal wanted an office then realised using the large table in the Chateau for posting will not be possible in cottage.

Alexander returns, confused thought they were emptying the chateau?????? Mo's vlog about fixing the bumper he used Ma and Pa Petherick cottage, the Kitchen area. It is ready to be painted.

Finally my hate is yous here in NZ commonly said but now being spelt/
 
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With all the emoji talk… especially ,
this gave me a great laugh when Dana opened her oven. I thought her eggplant/aubergine was going to leap out.
Timing is everything.

(Screenshot from her ‘short’)
 
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