The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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Sparrowsfart

Oh I like me some Kenny
RIP you are missed Kenny.
 
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mrsp67

Tartlet Days September 6,7 & 8 in Key West, FL. It’s easiest if you live in Florida, but open to all. Yellow dresses, tiaras & inappropriate boyfriends are optional. Knickers are also optional, but recommended. RSVP ASAP.




@Jules100 I shall attend, but all the way at the end of the keys?? Fine I’ll take the water taxi from Fort Myers, what hotel are we booking?? Do we need a B& B and lots of chicken in the Keys you know!!
 
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Spoilt Victorian Child

It's odd that Dan didn't attend the so-called garden party. He stayed at home in his weird hot tub instead. I wonder if his relationship with Annalise has deteriorated even further.
 
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chillijam

@Jules100 - looking forward to the tartlet get together in Key West, it will be a hoot! I have inappropriate footwear and a ridiculous dress ready, just working on my tiara and I'll bring a cold pasta dish with veggie scraps for us all to enjoy
 
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Fennelbug

Or you could DO anything other than buy more horsesh*t for your dump. Scrape some windows you losers! You can SEE the mold.
 
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Spoilt Victorian Child

I'm still really bothered by Stephanie's comments in the patron video about how she's putting "every spare penny" (i.e. ALL of her Youtube earnings) toward furnishings. It feels like a slap in the face to see her openly admit this to her patrons like it's no big deal. I don't think any of them understand what she's saying. That she's refusing to spend any of her personal income on restoration...it all must come from them.

It also bothers me that she's having Nic and Potts contribute to the heating when they were bailing her out every month for the past 15 years before the B&B finally broke even. It seems to me like she owes them - not the other way around. They won't even get to experience the heat considering they hardly ever visit in the winter.
 
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Jules100

Pekey said:
I wake up this cold rainy morning to find my dog Yum Yum tiling his kennel with blue and white tiles sent to him by our Jules!!!!
Thank god there are No peeing ones !
Click to expand...
The pee tiles are by special request only.
 
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Sparrowsfart

Just watched Dan's latest. No music, I think that's a FU to all the people who talk about the meaning in his music choices.

PS the mosquito larvae! So many, yuck.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Just couldn't resist these comeback's to comments made in today's CD vlog. I'd really have to bite my tongue, literally, not to say these responses out loud if I were there:

Snorty says, ‘when they are unloved like that they need a home’.
Response - Phi Phi, Is that why Fanny took pity and brought you home to Lalande?

Snorty says, ‘and you’re not allowing me an actual pet so I have to get my pet fix somewhere’
Response – Phi Phi, is that the same as when you get your sexual fix somewhere else too?

Fanny says ‘my peacock matches my boyfriend’
Response –Stephanie, your first prerequisite should be your boyfriend actually have a cock.
 
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Frenchie0810

chillijam said:
@Jules100 - looking forward to the tartlet get together in Key West, it will be a hoot! I have inappropriate footwear and a ridiculous dress ready, just working on my tiara and I'll bring a cold pasta dish with veggie scraps for us all to enjoy
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Oohh.. pasta and brussel sprouts.. can't wait!
 
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Lady Avonlea

Snorty
  • nail vanish and pinky out (yet grannies still fooled into thinking Fanny and he are a couple)
  • his calling is to be a waiter, and I wish he's just go somewhere else and be the best waiter/maitre d' he can be (perhaps head to Corsica with Cyril)
Garden Party my Ass
  • who the hell just serves a bowl of Tuna Pasta Salad to guests for dinner? Sure, have it for dinner for yourself, but when you are having guests for a garden dinner party and that's all you serve??? No wonder they ate it all, they were starving. I can't believe Fanny, served no other dish to accompany the meal - no sliced tomatoes, cucumbers or even pickles in a dish? Hell, offer a selection of cold salads or put some some cold meats out too.
Grabeaux
  • how convenient all those gifts (table runner, dress, jewelry) arrived in Grabeaux just in time for the Garden party? Not hard to do when Fanny either opens up the parcels ahead of time and stages them for Grabeaux and/or sends the parcels to herself.
Natti & Amury
  • stop snogging at the dinner table
 

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T Rex

Thank you again to our beloved @ComtesseRose for a fresh new thread (smoochies bebe!), and hello to my bitches/Tarlets/Tartgents- I missed your faces while I was off on holiday (there is no way in hades I am ever going to be able to catch up, so this is a lost cause- not even going to pretend I can.) Welcome Newbies and Disgruntled Former Patreons as well! @Jules100, thank you for another fantastic video! Holiday was terrific, as I did get to spend much time with my evil twin and his better half- which was spent in the words of Jimmy Buffett "Beaches, Bars, Boats and Ballards." Thanks for holding the fort at the Fish Shack @billybudd in my absence! Also @Heathcliffe, glad to see you are still alive! Also, additional Hugs and Love to @KyBourbon, @Pekey, @KiKiGee , @Clara Burnett, @Frenchie0810, @M&MsMom, @Lady Avonlea, @Jeeves, @Clara Burnett, @Le Baiseur, @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, @Sparrowsfart, @Albee, @MojoDublin, @JackSpratt, @HalcyonOrganic, @mrsp67 and the rest of you lot (because if I mention everyone else by name, this post will go on forever!)
 
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