The Chateau Diaries #153 She looked old as Christ's donkey, although she was dressed as a spring virgin

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OMG! I was in Venice two weeks ago and saw that exact window display. I noticed the toilet brush because I am drawn to sparky and shiny things and it is very eye catching I told my husband “can you believe someone would pay $50 for a toilet brush? Some people have more money than sense!”
 
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For a split second I had an awful moment when I thought they were going to eat in my favourite restaurant in Venice, luckily it was a false alarm I can breathe again. Try Osteria Alle Testiere if you are there.
And what’s the odds that yellow toilet brush will appear in the next vlog from the downstairs loo, bought by them or sent as a cadeau by a delusional fan.
 
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No no no! I think I would have got up, walked over and tipped a glass of whatever was available over her head. I would then have proceeded to tell her her life history and finished with a fuck off out of here and stop ruining everyone elses lunch. I've never been particularly subtle and she needs it full on in her face. Arghhh!
 
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Venice i& the Lake (or Canals and Frogs)
Much appreciated Lady Avonlea. Thank you for sharing this.

Phi Phi's voice is decidedly more plummy in this vlog. So affected, so fake, and so tempting to push him into a canal. Notice too, how strange, that his nut allergy doesn't include coconuts. Now taking bets on how long it'll be before otter plushies turn up on cadeaux.
 
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Clean up on aisle nine.

Louise Hodgdon has established her YT account, TODAY but she a a long time fan and gift sender??? We see you, Philip Janssen.


Louise Hodgdon
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Louise Hodgdon

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Dear Stephanie and friends, It was such a thrill for myself and my fashionista friends to see you unwrap my cat dress! I am 57 years old. I have always had an interest in fashion. You look absolutely perfect in the cat dress Stephanie and I think you styled it perfectly with your beautiful hair down gold and pearl earrings and sun glasses. You and Philip make a perfect couple with so much in common. I think you would make a perfect guicci model or sponsor “ kinda 70’s meets baroque” style. You both seem like exceptionally kind people and a positive influence to anyone who has the pleasure of associating with you.
Louise


 
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Yet again Fanny trying to make out that she is the 'know' with all the in places. I thought that restaurant looked like it was in a shopping centre & when you said it was Osteria I laughed my socks off. Of all the places in Venice to eat she had to go to a chain shopping centre eaterie. It's because she has to pander to the baby. OOh mummy I don't like the look of that place it's all dark inside and I don't know what that is on the menu...please mummy can we go to the place where I know what the food is, please mummy...
Yes of course baby & as a special treat if you are a good boy we will go into Maccy D's on the way home & maybe you will get a squirrel toy or something.
The patrons must surely be smelling a rat by now.
I watched one of the old gift grabs yesterday. I hope the cardiac nurse from Tasmania who said she had been a patron for a while & who wasted about £100 (plus postage) on sending Fanny some UGG slippers & a fancy artist's cup will have seen the error of her ways.
Maybe she is here. If she is then hopefully you'll be giving your cash to more worthy causes like the food banks that you help out in.
 
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Tess Hoffman has a toy doll she carries around.
Snorty is Fanny's version of a toy doll, but he's more irritating because you have to feed & listen to him.
 
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@Jules100 is not a bitch, she is just very particular with whom she shares her haircare secrets, obviously not Snorty.
I generally admire men with longer hair BUT, it has to be in tip top condition and blunt cut. That goes for females too.
Although, men with awful conditioned, wispy hair do tend to gravitate to Lie Lie Land.
Speaking of hair, doesn't Stephanie Jarvis realise that she should have her roots touched up, every 4-6 weeks or so as her natural colour is rather dark?
 
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I have eaten there too myself (although years ago and not by choice). It's for tourists and fine if you are with a big group and have to pay for all because of the prices elsewhere, where the food is much much better though and the ambiance more authentic. Like I said, this lunch was a huge finger towards the lady that kicked Stephanie out of her palazzo before for having too loud orgasms.
 
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Trashy, tacky, skanky, cheap and horrid - applies to both Fanny and the outfit.
 
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You do know that once it takes hold you can never get rid of it... just saying.
Don't mind, love bamboo. Our new black bamboo is in the ground but still potted, which will help control the spread.
 
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That goes for her botox treatments as well.
 

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Yet again, I have to question whether any of these individuals actually look in the mirror when/after purchasing these creations just because they have a designer label.
Emperor's new clothes always springs to my mind.
Just why do it to yourself?
 
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Very observant!!! I was listening in disbelief to Fanny yammer on about leaving the shiteau improved for future generations and didn't initially notice, so I went back and re-watched.

I'm sure that woman seated behind Fanny said to her husband, 'let's move to another table' and he's responded 'don't make a scene and try to ignore them'. She's definitely was not a happy camper.

The waiter brought the bill and Fanny just kept talking and filming....
 

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Well we know any noise coming from a bedroom with Phyllis inside is purely performative as Phyllis sure ain't making anyone cum anytime soon.
 
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I agree.
He is always either inappropriately dressed or, totally scruffy. AND, that stringy/straggly/very much in need of attention hair is absolutely awful - needs a good chop.
Completely agree.

As for needing a good chop, don't the French have guillotines?
 
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That goes for her botox treatments as well.
I agree.
She is obviously paying far too much attention to her forehead and not enough to her lower eye area - which is a total give away as to her actual real age. Methinks, that it is time to change salon provider Stephanie Jarvis for better advice.
Just for the record, I have absolutely no problem in anyone attempting to maintain/retain a youthful appearance BUT, there should be a balance.
OMG, she is looking more and more like Scotman with every passing day in that picture - especially nose-wise!
 
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Tattlers who are more knowledgeable than me about psychology please weigh-in. Sometimes I wonder if Michael has “Golden Child Syndrome?” Simply put, he was excessively praised and put on a pedestal as a child. Was told he was the best at anything he did… “the most creative, the most talented, the most musical, the most artistic, etc.” The parent has good intentions to build up the child’s confidence and self esteem, but, inevitably, he grows up and realizes he’s not actually the best. Expectations don’t match reality…it’s an eye opener for the golden child and can sometimes lead to mental breakdown.
 
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Hate to burst her 'i'm so far up my own arse' bubble but those Torelli biscuits you can buy in LIDLs when they have their Italian week.
 
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I whole heartedly agree with you. I have seen this situation many times and it never ends well for the "child". No wonder he has to resort to buying this friendships and "relationships." Billy must be sick to the back teeth of his spoiled older brother.
 
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