The Chateau Diaries #150 Stephanie Jarvis Wipes Back to Front - The Lalande Way

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I could not finish this boring "interview", especially when they got to the point of how important decency is and how they raised their children to become moral and decent people. What a load of crap! It is very clear indeed that Chantal's love for her family, like she says herself, goes beyond anything else: she helped her sister and her husband steal from then helpless elderly people they were supposed to nurse, they spoiled the little princess into the grifting queen she has become and yet they preach about decency? Shame on them!


I expect her to go to Venice within a couple of weeks. Tess Hoffman's 40th birthday is coming up and the word on the street is that she'll be partying it off in Venice.
Which part of the UK do they live? Hoping to move to the South of France... well that would give most people a glass half full vibe... .. I hate it when people with privilege tell others that they have to make the most of situations... easily said when they don't have to worry about the cost of daily living, the extortionate energy prices, etc...I don't begrudge anyone anything but prefer them not to preach to others.
 
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So true - she gets the job done in five mins for me.
You need that long for that?

Concerning me, it’s wham bam thank you baby, sugarcube Paul, drone nick, no english brother.

speaking of drone nick, if Tess Hoffmann takes him with her for pictures to Venice?
 
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Dan's all on his jack jones again...working on that pergola. What's the betting that the 'family' have gone down to South of France to look at houses for Aunt & Uncle. I mean they need a break from the stress and effort of all that Channel 4 filming don't they. 🤣 Seems like all the chateau accounts are on radio silence with nothing
He's pissed off that he's been left behind. Oh well, this is the start of the discard Dan. You've had your card marked - cue love bombing when Fanny returns. Oh Dan, you're so clever, so brilliant, you've worked so hard...hot/cold..keeping him on his toes.
 
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Its an online platform where porn stars/social media stars/athletic models/gays show their naked body or have sex in front of the camera for money.

it’s like Patreon for adults.

I think.
I remember reading once that some bloke had paid to see his favourite woman, can't rememer who, but she ended up just baking cakes, probably the only things that she did get a rise from . 🙈 :ROFLMAO: :m
 
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Stephanie Jarvis did not participate in the live chat (again) but was active in the comments before and after the flog premiered. Why???🤔
From yesterday's, 6/2/22, CD's live chat...


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Sidra Shirazi Where’s jetje ??
Angela Pa @jetje goes dutch where are you Juliette ?
Brigitte Reichard t Hi everyone, what happened to Jill, I don't see her in the chat anymore
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts she was in a while ago briefly @Brigitte Reichardt
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts Don't forget to LIKE
Val Slater @jetje goes Dutch , was wondering where you were

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Percy Attfield Hello
corricatt is Stephanie here?
keith j i loved Stephanie comment to Philip's toast rack collection: "Philip, are you starting a toast channel?"
Philip Janssen Hi everyone!!

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Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial) This is like my Garden. Delighted to see a similarity of mines.

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Cara Winsor Hehir @Philip Janssen hiya handsome! sending hugs!
Philip Janssen😘

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Sarah Yates Hi @Philip Janssen mine and Dads surgery has been cancelled next week so no need for the candles and prayers
Philip Janssen @Sarah Yates Oh! I do hope it’ll get rescheduled soon :)

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Laura Claudia @Percy Attfield please say hello to dearest Isabelle! I hope you are both well!!!
Percy Attfield @Laura Claudia Isabelle is reading, skipping on typing we are well thank you.

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The Beau Chateau Second video is coming this Sunday!!!

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bee french @philip janssen hello did you & cat also go on this garden visit with steph & davie?
Philip Janssen @bee french I was there, but Cat wasn’t :)
Helen Stella @Philip Janssen are you both still in the U.K.?
bee french @philip janssen did you see any plays this time in London? Are you still there for the platinum celebrations?
Philip Janssen @bee french We went to see Pretty Woman with Davy and Cat! As we have to be back for guest dinners, we unfortunately had to miss the jubilee

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Janine Roberts @philipjansen what's the best way to visit la Land by train or by car? thanks.
Philip Janssen @Janine Roberts Definitely by car
Cara Winsor Hehir @Lake Lili fair! i was going to buy a car but i think i'll wait until i can afford to drive one.
Philip Janssen @Cara Winsor Hehir😂
Janine Roberts @philipjansen i will be in Paris in August and want to visit la Land.

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David Samveljan @philipp Janssen does chateau de laland have statues?
David Samveljan @the Chateau Diaries will you place statues in the gardens?? Please it would look soo beautiful
Dollightfullyminiature I'm team statues for la lande too
Sarah Yates I thought @Philip Janssen had round a hedgehog statue
Dollightfullyminiature idea. have Stephanie decide how many statues she wants...tell Davy you have ordered 5 times that amount and let him talk you down to the desired number lol. statue problem solved

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Thomas Fennell Does Davey have Instagram?

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Warren Wessels there are people saying you guys are just money grabbers. you may want to address the issue. though you may not.
jetje goes dutch @Warren Wessels they are not
jetje goes dutch did we all hit the like button???

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Laura Claudia @Philip Janssen Stephanie is very impressive with her knowledge of the names of the plants...
Jenny WillowHi @Philip Janssen. Haven't seen Steph in the last couple of premiers. I hope she's OK and just very busy in a very Stephanie way
Philip Janssen @Jenny Willow She’s right next to me, but still working. She says hi to everyone
jetje goes dutch @Philip Janssen hiii back to her and lovely video xxx
Jenny Willow @PhilipJanssen I'm sure you'll make her relax at some point. A Philip intervention!

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jannebu @Philip Janssen There are 10 videos missing frome the Chateau Diaries in order playlist. its nr 148, 183, 186, 264, 293, 294, 299, 302, 305 and 308 if it hasn't been updated the last couple of days
Philip Janssen @jannebu I’ve taken a screenshot of the numbers - I’ll look into it
jannebuThanks for looking into it. I just realized that there were something strange when the number in the playlist didn't match the celebrating videos. @Philip Jannsen

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Laura Claudia @Philip Janssen would be lovely, when you will have the lake, to plant water lilies
Philip Janssen @Laura Claudia It really would!

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jetje goes dutch bye friends don't forget to give the video a thumbs up
Percy Attfield Goodbye
Isabelle Jarvis Sorry everyone I was too involved with the garden to read your comments. Take care everyone and thank you for being here!
Philip Janssen Thank you all so much
I love your recaps! Thank you for taking the time to do them.
 
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Stephanie Jarvis did not participate in the live chat (again) but was active in the comments before and after the flog premiered. Why???🤔
From yesterday's, 6/2/22, CD's live chat...


View attachment 1315058
Sidra Shirazi Where’s jetje ??
Angela Pa @jetje goes dutch where are you Juliette ?
Brigitte Reichard t Hi everyone, what happened to Jill, I don't see her in the chat anymore
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts she was in a while ago briefly @Brigitte Reichardt
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts Don't forget to LIKE
Val Slater @jetje goes Dutch , was wondering where you were

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Percy Attfield Hello
corricatt is Stephanie here?
keith j i loved Stephanie comment to Philip's toast rack collection: "Philip, are you starting a toast channel?"
Philip Janssen Hi everyone!!

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Milagro Guardiola
$0.99

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Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial) This is like my Garden. Delighted to see a similarity of mines.

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Milagro Guardiola
$1.99

Cara Winsor Hehir @Philip Janssen hiya handsome! sending hugs!
Philip Janssen😘

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Milagro Guardiola
$4.99
Spectacular

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Sarah Yates Hi @Philip Janssen mine and Dads surgery has been cancelled next week so no need for the candles and prayers
Philip Janssen @Sarah Yates Oh! I do hope it’ll get rescheduled soon :)

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Laura Claudia @Percy Attfield please say hello to dearest Isabelle! I hope you are both well!!!
Percy Attfield @Laura Claudia Isabelle is reading, skipping on typing we are well thank you.

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The Beau Chateau Second video is coming this Sunday!!!

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bee french @philip janssen hello did you & cat also go on this garden visit with steph & davie?
Philip Janssen @bee french I was there, but Cat wasn’t :)
Helen Stella @Philip Janssen are you both still in the U.K.?
bee french @philip janssen did you see any plays this time in London? Are you still there for the platinum celebrations?
Philip Janssen @bee french We went to see Pretty Woman with Davy and Cat! As we have to be back for guest dinners, we unfortunately had to miss the jubilee

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Janine Roberts @philipjansen what's the best way to visit la Land by train or by car? thanks.
Philip Janssen @Janine Roberts Definitely by car
Cara Winsor Hehir @Lake Lili fair! i was going to buy a car but i think i'll wait until i can afford to drive one.
Philip Janssen @Cara Winsor Hehir😂
Janine Roberts @philipjansen i will be in Paris in August and want to visit la Land.

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David Samveljan @philipp Janssen does chateau de laland have statues?
David Samveljan @the Chateau Diaries will you place statues in the gardens?? Please it would look soo beautiful
Dollightfullyminiature I'm team statues for la lande too
Sarah Yates I thought @Philip Janssen had round a hedgehog statue
Dollightfullyminiature idea. have Stephanie decide how many statues she wants...tell Davy you have ordered 5 times that amount and let him talk you down to the desired number lol. statue problem solved

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Thomas Fennell Does Davey have Instagram?

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Warren Wessels there are people saying you guys are just money grabbers. you may want to address the issue. though you may not.
jetje goes dutch @Warren Wessels they are not
jetje goes dutch did we all hit the like button???

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Laura Claudia @Philip Janssen Stephanie is very impressive with her knowledge of the names of the plants...
Jenny WillowHi @Philip Janssen. Haven't seen Steph in the last couple of premiers. I hope she's OK and just very busy in a very Stephanie way
Philip Janssen @Jenny Willow She’s right next to me, but still working. She says hi to everyone
jetje goes dutch @Philip Janssen hiii back to her and lovely video xxx
Jenny Willow @PhilipJanssen I'm sure you'll make her relax at some point. A Philip intervention!

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jannebu @Philip Janssen There are 10 videos missing frome the Chateau Diaries in order playlist. its nr 148, 183, 186, 264, 293, 294, 299, 302, 305 and 308 if it hasn't been updated the last couple of days
Philip Janssen @jannebu I’ve taken a screenshot of the numbers - I’ll look into it
jannebuThanks for looking into it. I just realized that there were something strange when the number in the playlist didn't match the celebrating videos. @Philip Jannsen

View attachment 1315368
Laura Claudia @Philip Janssen would be lovely, when you will have the lake, to plant water lilies
Philip Janssen @Laura Claudia It really would!

👍
jetje goes dutch bye friends don't forget to give the video a thumbs up
Percy Attfield Goodbye
Isabelle Jarvis Sorry everyone I was too involved with the garden to read your comments. Take care everyone and thank you for being here!
Philip Janssen Thank you all so much
Philip Janssen @Jenny Willow She’s right next to me, but still working. She says hi to everyone.

Too busy to chat - Fanny must be pre-occupied with an online auction deadline and frantically bidding on some more chandeliers and porcelain.
 
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SJ is not even subtle about her delusions of grandeur in the most recent bottle episode - In her best Queen's Englaash. "we don't have that many gaah-de-nahs YET"... .. "Why don't we have yellow lupins - we have pah-pul one's"... "That is so clevaah - Let's do that back at Lalande..." ..."I hope our pah-go-lah is so lovely in the fyoo-chah"...my god woman...you're filming your own anachronistic fakery for the record and have no clue how ridiculous you sound...Could you just be real? You are no Vita, and Lalande is no Sissinghurst. Get over yourself, go home, and do something about the heating system.
And numerous " Oh gosh", squealing like a child, hand clapping and jumping up and down.. that little girl is so annoying

Sorry!
I was thinking about that part, I seem to have overheard it, because actually, I can’t listen to them.
Realistically, who knows the prices of real estate in Venice. I’ve been there three times and it never occurred to me to look at the prices of palaces in Venice. Not even out of curiosity.
For example, I look at the prices of houses or land on the Adriatic coast, islands, because one day I want to have a house on the sea. I am very well informed.
That's how SJ looks at real estate in Venice, because she wants one.
Yet, the thing that she claims sold her on LL was the rural countryside, peacefulness with no traffic. I guess she wouldn't have any traffic but there are no trees or land.
 
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No sign of anyone else in Dan's latest vid. Grant didn't come to help or Amaury. Spud was the only one keeping him company. If we are right about him being edged out, how long do people think that will take? And will he boomerang like Flower Killer?
Dan is safe as long as he has a working drone. He owns the rights to be B-roll footage and has obviously given Fanny the right to use it. But if he is being edged out, look for Amaury being given a drone and being told to produce footage to use on CD. Yet another job laid at Amaury's feet. It'll be presented as 'Amaury has always been jealous of Dan's drone, so we thought we'd surprise him with one of his own'. Maybe Amaury will get drone footage of Dan's van slowly driving away as he leaves the HMN for the last time. 😆
 
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Living and working in France , I submitted my 2020 accounts may 2021. 2021 accounts in May of 2022 as May is the deadline for the previous years declarations. To be honest, being tva registered you know roughly what’s going on at the end of each month due to your tva return….There’s a gaping hole in something. Not just phi phi!
 
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That's from our local paper! My o.h. works out of Maraussan and Montady has an ok Aldi 😄 Poor old dear was "imprisoned" in an Ehpad. They don't get very good press generally in France. Particularly came to light during the pandemic with the gouvernement opening investigations into their operations and practices. They appear to be a prolific family. Don't know anyone locally by that name though. Could be of Italian origin. But equally could be of Spanish origin. Lots of Italian immigrants to the area in the 1800's for the mining and quarrying. Then of course following the Spanish civil war lots of Spanish immigrants. Has fanny ever talked of her family's origins? Did someone mention here that there is a family property in Cap d'Adge? One of the largest and most popular (!) naturist beaches in France. Lots of shady goings on!!!
 
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I don't know what happened to Isabelle and Chantal Jarvis' mother Paulette's property in the south, after she was committed in a carehome at the end of her life. I do know Isabelle has an apartment of her own in Cap d'Agden, which was close to her mothers...she is the owner of that apartment and it's not shared with her siblings.
Thought I'd seen something about an apartment in Cap d'Agde. Was the old perv Jarvis a visitor? Must have enjoyed the naturist beach there.

I must say I have never heard of Only Fans nor do I know or want to know what it is about. 😁
Katie Price likes to post... Now she's got scarey nashers.
 
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I turned off as soon as i saw the genius/knobhead waving.
How on earth did he spot her from up there?.. oh ofcourse she had the Where's Stephanie blanket on...

THE KNOCK KNEED & THE SYCOPHANT
I could not finish this boring "interview", especially when they got to the point of how important decency is and how they raised their children to become moral and decent people. What a load of crap! It is very clear indeed that Chantal's love for her family, like she says herself, goes beyond anything else: she helped her sister and her husband steal from then helpless elderly people they were supposed to nurse, they spoiled the little princess into the grifting queen she has become and yet they preach about decency? Shame on them!


I expect her to go to Venice within a couple of weeks. Tess Hoffman's 40th birthday is coming up and the word on the street is that she'll be partying it off in Venice.
I can't seem to get any further than our gate at the moment. Universe is keeping me busy with so many challenges... I'm beginning to think I'm a source of amusement for 'it'. My travels are currently provided by Positano Diaries and Fernibops... and my chuckles from Monte the laughing donkey Tik Tok. Well I never said I had a cultural background. 🥰
 
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I could not finish this boring "interview", especially when they got to the point of how important decency is and how they raised their children to become moral and decent people. What a load of crap! It is very clear indeed that Chantal's love for her family, like she says herself, goes beyond anything else: she helped her sister and her husband steal from then helpless elderly people they were supposed to nurse, they spoiled the little princess into the grifting queen she has become and yet they preach about decency? Shame on them!


I expect her to go to Venice within a couple of weeks. Tess Hoffman's 40th birthday is coming up and the word on the street is that she'll be partying it off in Venice.
It look like Fanny has been gone from the dump for almost 50% of 2022. It seems like she has flower Marie do share some traits as neither wants to be told what to do. I hope Tess leaves the naked baby doll at home for her trip to Venice. Tess and the obsessions with 5ge naked baby doll is disturbing on many levels, as are most things associated with LieLande and it’s core crew.
 
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Well we all knew she'd never do the logical thing and get the heating sorted as it's not 'pretty and frilly and shiny'. You could see how much it pissed her off when it came back as being top choice.
Fixing the heating is such a low priority for Fanny because she can always bugger off to warmer climes during the colder months, now she has everyone else's money to do so. The thing about the heating is that it costs a ton to install or repair and tons more to operate. She's not going to 'waste' that money when she's personally not going to benefit from it. Rather that money is saved for future vacations and shopping sprees or stashed away and put towards her future palazzo in Venice.
 
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Dan is safe as long as he has a working drone. He owns the rights to be B-roll footage and has obviously given Fanny the right to use it. But if he is being edged out, look for Amaury being given a drone and being told to produce footage to use on CD. Yet another job laid at Amaury's feet. It'll be presented as 'Amaury has always been jealous of Dan's drone, so we thought we'd surprise him with one of his own'. Maybe Amaury will get drone footage of Dan's van slowly driving away as he leaves the HMN for the last time. 😆
My question is who owns the red van as seen in Dan's drone footage? White = Amury, Green = Dan. Also who was the gardener in red? Didn't look like Kirsty.
 

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