The Chateau Diaries #150 Stephanie Jarvis Wipes Back to Front - The Lalande Way

[Hemerocallis]

Yes she has overspent but when I think of it .... with all that money I would have thought the Chateau would look fantastic but ......... NO , its still a pile of crap in a hovel !!
I cannot think of one thing that I could say "Oooo, wish I had that "........ not one.

It has even become worse. The so called "Grand Salon" looked good. I'll never understand why she ripped everything out. Dito her "Boudoir".
The "Forest garden" or however she calls it won't probably maintained as it should be......and so on and so on.....

 

[Albee]

Let me find a video on the onlyfans because you're the only person I've came across who's never heard of it... Besides if times get rough Skankster and Cameltoe plus whomever may have to do cam shows on there to keep in Champaign...https://youtu.be/yGIh_j-FZo4

I must say I have never heard of Only Fans nor do I know or want to know what it is about.

 

[Princess and the Pea]

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Reposting Susan Mace comment... we now have a reply.
Susan Mace
3 hours ago
You said in a previous reply that your big projects this year were the Grand Salon and the garden but what about your heating? The last we saw were water leaks all over the Chateau and you and Amaury working out the sizes of new radiators. You said then that this was the year of the heating.

REPLY

The Chateau Diaries
45 minutes ago
We’re still collecting heating quotes, so we’re aiming for completion in time for winter 2023/24 But we Lalanders are a hardy bunch - and we have the added joy of knowing that this winter should be our last cold one! Also, as the new rooms are completed (Marquis’s salon and grand salon), the final heating pipes and radiators are being installed.

I am sure tit hot PA Nati will be across all the French employment laws If not - here's a short statement that even Fanny & her should be able to understand regarding working conditions. Making people work in cold conditions is breaking the law you do know that don't you Nati/Fanny jointly responsible for this.
It is the employer’s responsibility to take the measures necessary to ensure the safety and protect the mental and physical health of the employees. Contributing to this is one of the roles of the Social and Economic Committee in the private sector.

 

[KittCatt!]

@Le Comte de Monte Cristo & @howlingwolf
I agree with your opinions about the sophisticated grifters & stated this earlier but discovered my account suddenly got blocked (here) so I deleted it & created another one.

@T Rex said:
I don't quite know when it became a "society of grifters", but YouTube and Patreon have segued so many into this lifestyle. Don't even get me started on "Influencers".

I notice the difference in the Ytube community. There are grifters (ebeggars) & there are those who use the platform to create businesses (gaming, marketing advertising, brand ambassadors etc.). Most of the influencers & gamers I know do not beg for money from viewers, they are sponsored by companies. They use their SM platforms (instagram, Ytube etc) to create a profile & build a brand for business connections. Lets use the 2 ytubers who bought the same Indian Pergola (Pagoda?) at CFS as examples Josie & SJ. Josie created her ytube channel 5 years before SJ. Her views are lower than SJ's (& some of the other grifters) yet she doesn't beg for money from viewers she has used her YT platform to work with brands & companies, that's how she gets extra money. There are so many like her. Tattles friend Nicholas Fair...... is also in the non grifter category. Both types of Ytubers irritate some viewers. We know why the grifters are critcised, they are greedy beggars who want to live a lifestyle they can' t afford. The influencers are criticised for being lazy show offs who need to get a proper job but I know which one I prefer (& support) & it's not the greedy grifters. I think Advertising & Marketing is a job which the influencers do.

Also SJ lies about the upgrades & special treatments she gets when she visits places. I think she is the one who approaches these people for special treatment using her YTube status. Other ytubers visited the same places that she did at CFS London even though she claimed she was let in because she was recognised. She also acts as if she can't control desperate fans who want to send her gifts. Here's a screenshot of a message a ytuber left on her video page when her fans wanted to send her baby gifts (years ago).

 

[Tamerton]

Congrats @Le Baiseur for thread title and thanks @ComtesseRose for the new thread once again.

The new CD is sooooo boring. I love gardens, I love Sissinghurst, I dont love SJ talking about them. It’sgetting boring.
Funniest thing in the vlog was seeing Snorts hiding from the rain under an archway and letting Sir Galahad, Steff's 'Knight in Shining Armour’, Davy, go to her rescue with an umbrella. Actions Snorts, speak louder than words !!!!
Sums him up brilliantly really.
A Gentleman he aint
Oh and take your hands out of your pockets why don’t yer

I turned off as soon as i saw the genius/knobhead waving.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Yes she has overspent but when I think of it .... with all that money I would have thought the Chateau would look fantastic but ......... NO , its still a pile of crap in a hovel !!
I cannot think of one thing that I could say "Oooo, wish I had that "........ not one.

I hate to admit it @Pekey but I'd nab that Thermix. I'd love one

 

[Princess and the Pea]

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SJ look, I found my favorite flower. Oh you don’t like it? Sure you and Davey go get inspiration for the gardens at OUR chateau. No darling I won’t get lost, you go have fun.
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I’m so lost, stupid garden maze. Maybe if I climb the tower I can spot SJ’s colorful dog blanket. There she is. I hope I get to her before it rains.
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Bloody umbrella! My tiny hands can not push the thing. I’m too weak it won’t stay! A little help please. Oh Davy, wow your hands are big.

I'll say it again....in the midst of all the facts, your funnies are brilliant! I love them...

 

[Arfarf]

I'm a bit behind and apologies if repeating other comments but finally watched this week's CD.

• How appropriate that Fanny visits Sissinghurst with two sissy men.
• Of course Fanny likes the phony spade to pretend someone’s working in the garden.
• When Fanny says clematis why do I think she’s saying chlamydia? No doubt Fanny has more experience with STD’s than flowers.
• The grass space within the round hedge does not need a fountain. Why does Fanny feel compelled to fill up every space? She just doesn’t see the beauty and restfulness that comes with simplicity.
• Lots of mention of Bearded Iris. Wondering if Fanny is alluding any other Beards in her life?
• 2035 before Fanny can remove the plywood structure from the front the shiteau…..
• The Box of the Dead – that’s so Lie Lande.
• Of course Fanny wants to plant discarded latrines on the terrace before fixing the terrace & steps.
• Blissful first half of the vlog with no Snorty, then bam spoiled at the 12 minute mark!
• Such a beautiful garden and not one hedgehog statue!
• Snorty really is an indoor pet. Stayed undercover while Davy brought the umbrella to Fanny. Does Snorty melt if he gets wet?

No, Snorts' hair dye filler will run if he gets his 3 hairs wet.

 

[What the?]

Here's the real reason why princess stephanie & lord phi phi are in London and why her recently aired vlogs were pre-recorded crap!

 

[ComtesseRose]

I must say I have never heard of Only Fans nor do I know or want to know what it is about.

To be fair. Brenda's OnlyFans is lit.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

I hate to admit it @Pekey but I'd nab that Thermix. I'd love one

Thermomix even

 

[KyBourbon]

Why someone would want to $$ buy in Sinking Venice beats me !

Venice is practically begging SJ to buy there! They heard about how she drained her pond…the Lady of the Lost Lake is the answer to their prayers! She’ll figure out how to drain those canals!

 

[KiKiGee]

Stephanie Jarvis did not participate in the live chat (again) but was active in the comments before and after the flog premiered. Why???
From yesterday's, 6/2/22, CD's live chat...

Sidra Shirazi Where’s jetje ??
Angela Pa @jetje goes dutch where are you Juliette ?
Brigitte Reichard t Hi everyone, what happened to Jill, I don't see her in the chat anymore
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts she was in a while ago briefly @Brigitte Reichardt
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts Don't forget to LIKE
Val Slater @jetje goes Dutch , was wondering where you were

Percy Attfield Hello
corricatt is Stephanie here?
keith j i loved Stephanie comment to Philip's toast rack collection: "Philip, are you starting a toast channel?"
Philip Janssen Hi everyone!!

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Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial) This is like my Garden. Delighted to see a similarity of mines.

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Cara Winsor Hehir @Philip Janssen hiya handsome! sending hugs!
Philip Janssen

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Spectacular

Sarah Yates Hi @Philip Janssen mine and Dads surgery has been cancelled next week so no need for the candles and prayers
Philip Janssen @Sarah Yates Oh! I do hope it’ll get rescheduled soon

Laura Claudia @Percy Attfield please say hello to dearest Isabelle! I hope you are both well!!!
Percy Attfield @Laura Claudia Isabelle is reading, skipping on typing we are well thank you.

The Beau Chateau Second video is coming this Sunday!!!

bee french @philip janssen hello did you & cat also go on this garden visit with steph & davie?
Philip Janssen @bee french I was there, but Cat wasn’t
Helen Stella @Philip Janssen are you both still in the U.K.?
bee french @philip janssen did you see any plays this time in London? Are you still there for the platinum celebrations?
Philip Janssen @bee french We went to see Pretty Woman with Davy and Cat! As we have to be back for guest dinners, we unfortunately had to miss the jubilee

Janine Roberts @philipjansen what's the best way to visit la Land by train or by car? thanks.
Philip Janssen @Janine Roberts Definitely by car
Cara Winsor Hehir @Lake Lili fair! i was going to buy a car but i think i'll wait until i can afford to drive one.
Philip Janssen @Cara Winsor Hehir
Janine Roberts @philipjansen i will be in Paris in August and want to visit la Land.

David Samveljan @philipp Janssen does chateau de laland have statues?
David Samveljan @the Chateau Diaries will you place statues in the gardens?? Please it would look soo beautiful
Dollightfullyminiature I'm team statues for la lande too
Sarah Yates I thought @Philip Janssen had round a hedgehog statue
Dollightfullyminiature idea. have Stephanie decide how many statues she wants...tell Davy you have ordered 5 times that amount and let him talk you down to the desired number lol. statue problem solved

Thomas Fennell Does Davey have Instagram?

Warren Wessels there are people saying you guys are just money grabbers. you may want to address the issue. though you may not.
jetje goes dutch @Warren Wessels they are not
jetje goes dutch did we all hit the like button???

Laura Claudia @Philip Janssen Stephanie is very impressive with her knowledge of the names of the plants...
Jenny WillowHi @Philip Janssen. Haven't seen Steph in the last couple of premiers. I hope she's OK and just very busy in a very Stephanie way
Philip Janssen @Jenny Willow She’s right next to me, but still working. She says hi to everyone
jetje goes dutch @Philip Janssen hiii back to her and lovely video xxx
Jenny Willow @PhilipJanssen I'm sure you'll make her relax at some point. A Philip intervention!

jannebu @Philip Janssen There are 10 videos missing frome the Chateau Diaries in order playlist. its nr 148, 183, 186, 264, 293, 294, 299, 302, 305 and 308 if it hasn't been updated the last couple of days
Philip Janssen @jannebu I’ve taken a screenshot of the numbers - I’ll look into it
jannebuThanks for looking into it. I just realized that there were something strange when the number in the playlist didn't match the celebrating videos. @Philip Jannsen

Laura Claudia @Philip Janssen would be lovely, when you will have the lake, to plant water lilies
Philip Janssen @Laura Claudia It really would!


jetje goes dutch bye friends don't forget to give the video a thumbs up
Percy Attfield Goodbye
Isabelle Jarvis Sorry everyone I was too involved with the garden to read your comments. Take care everyone and thank you for being here!
Philip Janssen Thank you all so much

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

I must say I have never heard of Only Fans nor do I know or want to know what it is about.

Its an online platform where porn stars/social media stars/athletic models/gays show their naked body or have sex in front of the camera for money.

it’s like Patreon for adults.

I think.

 

[The Simple Life]

Venice is practically begging SJ to buy there! They heard about how she drained her pond…the Lady of the Lost Lake is the answer to their prayers! She’ll figure out how to drain those canals!

You're a genius! Here is the cheering crowd at her arrival

 

[Hemerocallis]

Yes, but when I look at the world map, there are only about 10 people living in uh,.. Dutchland. There wasn’t so many choices for the tv station.

but her shitto isn't in.....Dutchland, it's in Fronkreisch

Welcome to our Bed & Breakfast - Château des Chauvaux

Chateau des Chauvaux is a beautiful old castle in the Dordogne in full renovation! There are currently two ensuite bedrooms in use as chambres d’Hôtes (B&B).

www.chateaudeschauvaux.com

 

[Balmoral]

@KiKiGee ! Fantastic effort again ! You make the live chats fun, fast and funny. In reality ( i no longer watch, because i much prefer the Kiki version), - it is 40 of the same people saying hello, hello from ...., where is .....?, hello how are you? etc ad nauseum. Just after all and sundry greet one another, they start the endless farewell process.

To have continuity such as you provide must take a lot of time. On Sunday, poor old Sarah Yates asked PhiPhi for blessings and prayers for half of her family undergoing surgery this week, then rescinded the request from Pope PhiPhi for herself and half of the family due to cancellations. Phew, one job less for PhiPhi. (Crickets last week when some asked about Michael Bergantino's (paypal donation) surgery. )

Thank you for your service

 

[Clara Burnett]

I could not finish this boring "interview", especially when they got to the point of how important decency is and how they raised their children to become moral and decent people. What a load of crap! It is very clear indeed that Chantal's love for her family, like she says herself, goes beyond anything else: she helped her sister and her husband steal from then helpless elderly people they were supposed to nurse, they spoiled the little princess into the grifting queen she has become and yet they preach about decency? Shame on them!

Venice is practically begging SJ to buy there! They heard about how she drained her pond…the Lady of the Lost Lake is the answer to their prayers! She’ll figure out how to drain those canals!

I expect her to go to Venice within a couple of weeks. Tess Hoffman's 40th birthday is coming up and the word on the street is that she'll be partying it off in Venice.

 

[Freesia54]

I suspect that possibility was rescinded after the current folks at the windmill reviewed her social media. They sure dodged that jam jar!

It looks like she's edited her IG as there is no link to her patreon or the update regarding the B n B

 

[Trengilly]

To be fair. Brenda's OnlyFans is lit.
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So true - she gets the job done in five mins for me.