FrK needs a good root ...beer
FrK needs a good root ...beerBelieve she is deeply depressed and in need of professional help.
Wow! The event of a lifetime!5 Day SymposiumThis inaugural Tattler event will be held at Manor & Maker – a vomit-inspiring space for like-minded people to come together in an unfinished, communal living space and share (thrash-out their opinions) in a uniquely ramshackle environment. (Think more shabby then chic).
Colonialism versus Imperialism through the Centuries
September 4 – 9, 2022
If you enjoy shared bathrooms, putrid décor and lumpy beds then you’ll be happy to join us in the beautiful Dordogne country-side, but please don’t expect the host, Sara & Shrek, to speak French.
This don’t miss event kicks off with a ‘Champagne Toga Cocktail Party’ on the evening of Sunday, September 4th.which commemorates the Fall of the Roman Empire on September 4, 476AD. (BYOB)
Guest Speaker – Famed Egyptologist Curtis Ryan Woodside will share his most recent vacation snaps of Roman ruins and his cute dog.
Closing Dinner – ‘From Genghis Khan to Queen Elizabeth II – come dressed as your favourite historical imperialist leader. Our hostess Sara will attempt to make costumes for any guests who don’t bring their own.
VIP Lounge – unlimited access for eligible participants (hurry-up Heathcliffe). (We considered hiringalcoholiccocktail drinker extraodinaire, Caroline Gooder, to be our VIP bartender since she has a largebosombooze cabinet, but we realized she would drink it all). Still accepting applications! Jason Dubey please stop sending your CV - bartenders must be good listeners and we don't want you hogging all the conversations)
It's hard to put a price on this priceless, once in a lifetime experience (but we did):
Cost - ₿ (in Bitcoin)
VIP - 5,000 (unlimited VIP lounge access)
Chatty Member - 7,500 (2 free passes to the VIP lounge)
Active Member - 10,000 (1 free pass to the VIP and you must eat meals in the kitchen with Shrek)
Food not included (you'll thank us for that)
Register soon - spaces limited!
The ultimate mood-hoover. He is the equivalent of having a boring old relative come to stay and you have absolutely nothing in common.Snorts sucks the vlogs dry- he has nothing to offer
Does she drink much? (If so, she'll fit right in)Wow! The event of a lifetime!
Can I bring my emotional support flying monkey?
Her name is Brenda. She doesn't bite (much).
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I think you are right. So many changes in so many different directions, and nothing seems to be working out. Remember the wedding promotion photoshoot at Chateau de Brives with Marie? They just had another wedding, looking great, florals by https://www.instagram.com/mrs_whiterose/, another one beginning of May, florals by agneslayefleurs , not FRK either...Believe she is deeply depressed and in need of professional help.
Wow! The event of a lifetime!
Can I bring my emotional support flying monkey?
Her name is Brenda. She doesn't bite (much).
If only there was an easier solution available! Wow!My understanding is that you just can't turn the sprinkler on -- you have to fill a giant tank with water and drive it in, connect the system to it, and then turn on the sprinkler.
”I’ve just woken up to….”With the Chateau de LaLande Drinking Game, everyone from Newbies to VIPs can pickle their internal organs equally while watching the vlogs. Here are the rules- you must take a drinkfor every time Fanny says:
1) "Parfect!"
2) "I love it so much!"
3) mentions Daddy Jarvis' paintings
4) "It's so good!"
5) "Magnificient!"
And lest we not forget BJJ:
6) Every snort he makes
7) "My grandparents..."
8) "You know where this would look good?"
9) Any time he refers to "We" and "Ours" (such as "OUR Chateau")
10) For any hedgehog reference
For any of the following, a shot of alcoholmust be consumed:
1) When something breaks/leaks/ or the ceiling caves in
2) Any mention of the lake
3) Fanny breaks out in song (you'll thank me)
4) A trip to Emmaus or Brocante
5) Any mention of Christie's or Channel 4
6) Anytime a hot glue gun makes an appearance
7) ScotMan makes a joke
Feel free to add to it!
A shot for any time during grabeaux Philly says "Oh it's so cute".With the Chateau de LaLande Drinking Game, everyone from Newbies to VIPs can pickle their internal organs equally while watching the vlogs. Here are the rules- you must take a drinkfor every time Fanny says:
1) "Parfect!"
2) "I love it so much!"
3) mentions Daddy Jarvis' paintings
4) "It's so good!"
5) "Magnificient!"
And lest we not forget BJJ:
6) Every snort he makes
7) "My grandparents..."
8) "You know where this would look good?"
9) Any time he refers to "We" and "Ours" (such as "OUR Chateau")
10) For any hedgehog reference
For any of the following, a shot of alcoholmust be consumed:
1) When something breaks/leaks/ or the ceiling caves in
2) Any mention of the lake
3) Fanny breaks out in song (you'll thank me)
4) A trip to Emmaus or Brocante
5) Any mention of Christie's or Channel 4
6) Anytime a hot glue gun makes an appearance
7) ScotMan makes a joke
Feel free to add to it!
Has it ever been confirmed that the watering system for the walled garden that took so much effort to install actually works. All I can remember is that although all the pipe work was in place thanks to Matt and Dan, that still no water was coming through.Snorts skedaddled to make drinks. Must keep Fanny loaded at all times.
My understanding is that you just can't turn the sprinkler on -- you have to fill a giant tank with water and drive it in, connect the system to it, and then turn on the sprinkler.
Every time Snorty refers to Fanny as 'Darling'”I’ve just woken up to….”
Every time Snorty carries drinks outside.A shot for any time during grabeaux Philly says "Oh it's so cute".
Any time Fanny actually cooks anything without using the Thermomix.
Every time subscribers encourage hitting the like button.
Grabeaux shot for each time Fanny gasps, hand to mouth.
A double shot for each time Jason mentions Picasso.
A triple shot for when Jason mentions Dali.
A whole bottle when mentions his being a Dauphin.
A shot for when equipment breaks down.
A shot for when Amaury is inevitably called to fix the problem.
A shot for when Dan is shirtless.
A shot for when Amoire isn't.
A magnum for when the lake fund amount changes.
Bonus round for extra points:
Matching Fanny drink for drink.
Easy to believe, as Dan seems to mistreat everything - machinery, drones etc. He appears to regard it as a badge of honour to break something, as shown by the display of broken cameras and drones on the shelf in his studio. I wouldn't let him near my vehicle, having seen how he operates. I've definitely gone off him in recent months.She really does because everybody around her say so. Nobody in their right mind would want to upset the poor girl by confronting her with the truth.
From what I've heard it was Dan who drove the car in a ditch at night and by trying to get it out the bumper came off. He could be covering for someone else though. I know Armoir has a problem with drunk driving and he's not the only one.
Quite similar to my mother’s Junior League punch recipe. The only real difference is the JL recipe calls for orange sherbet (not the British candy) instead of ice cream.There's some corner of the fish shack that is forever Baptist.
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Rrrrrrr.... you had to go and mention it again ! When I read it I want to vomit.Triple shot for each time we hear or read the words "Lovely la Landers".
Oh dear, now that I know you’re an archeologist you will forever be in my head as the Tattle version of Doctor Who’s River Song.Plausible isn't the same as definitively proven.
I'm an archaeologist myself.
Does she drink much?Does she drink much? (If so, she'll fit right in)
I hate when she constantly refers to Amaury as “Cuz””I’ve just woken up to….”
I think we’ve covered just about every phrase SJ utters!I hate when she constantly refers to Amaury as “Cuz”
Rrrrrrr.... you had to go and mention it again ! When I read it I want to vomit.
Calming down and ....doing a triple shot .....
Remember in the past video or so when Phi Phi was filling up Dan’s van, it appeared that he was using a plastic bag as a gas cap. He seems to take little pride in maintaining anything possessions he owns and safety is far down his list of priorities in any actions he takes, with himself, his children, at his home or in working at LaLande.Easy to believe, as Dan seems to mistreat everything - machinery, drones etc. He appears to regard it as a badge of honour to break something, as shown by the display of broken cameras and drones on the shelf in his studio. I wouldn't let him near my vehicle, having seen how he operates. I've definitely gone off him in recent months.
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