The Chateau Diaries #128 part of her home fell in and she just went to sleep

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You can't understand Fanny's way of thinking because you are a good, decent human being. Fanny takes advantage of good, decent human beings to grift off of, to give her the benefit of the doubt when she lies, doesn't deliver, or indulges herself 24/7.

A narcissist like Fanny does not think like a good, decent human being. She only thinks about herself, the next "something for nothing" grab, and who she can use and dispose of next, and how to get attention, monies, and glory for herself in any way that she can.

You should be very happy you don't understand her thinking. That means you are a good person.

Don’t forget about the perfume gift set Christmas gift from Dan. According to Annalise’s odd quickly deleted insta post… Probably not that expensive, but something to tuck away for future reference.
And she purchased that $400 perfume at that wallpaper/perfume/notebook shop where she went with Phi Phi and Michael P.
 
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Hanni (who we all have different opinions on- it varies anywhere from "Single-White-Female" to on the autism spectrum) was the most generous of all the Patrons, and lavished Fanny & Co with gifts- Hanni was the top tier Patron, who PAID to stay at the Shitoo WHILE being a volunteer as well. (WHAT?!?) She brought cases of Bollinger, bought a crap ton of gifts for the Shitoo (even the pepper grinder), lavished Fanny with gifts, paid for the satellite internet, and after staying longer than her intended stay, had to eventually return to the UK to work. Upon her return, it was awkward AF, to say the least, as Fanny was by then with Squirrel Nut Zipper, and Hanni cut short her stay, and stopped being a Patron.
 
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Here are the extrapolated figures for the total number of gifts, based on the past 16 weeks of Cadeaux vlogs.
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I have to say, wiki has seen a lot of growth today! The Sichuan Diaries and Frank Josef Karl now are there as well as these cadeaux calculations! Not to mention a photo album, and Mojo's Specials are there from yesterday. You all might want to take a peek. If you have any feed back or other offerings let me or @oooLaLande or @KyBourbon know.
 
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I wonder if anyone ever purchased the silk pillow Fanny yearned for and tacitly asked the grannies for in Venice by showing the pillow, the shop, and the cost.

What about her heavily hinting she wanted the chocolate teapot set from Christie’s during her video for them? Do you think someone purchased it for her?

She was asking for funding in one of her videos for an amphitheatre to showcase her singing. I don't think she received that funding. At least, she wouldn't from any potential donor that has heard her sing. As a public service, that talent should not be encouraged by providing Fanny with an amphitheater. It would be detrimental to the local community.
 
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Wow! This needs to get posted every week in the vlog.
 
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Hanni was a bit of a weirdo, but I never realized things ended on a bad note. A whale got away, big loss for Stephanie Jarvis.
 
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The difference is Dick Strawbridge values his walled garden because he's a very good amateaur chef who appreciates good food and enjoys the pleasure of serving guests and providing for his family.

The garden has never been Fanny's thing. The outdoors is not Fanny's thing - she hates walking, sports, swimming and the garden was Mummy's domain to putter in. Fanny doesn't really enjoy cooking and I suspect eating that much, unless it's a meal out and she doesn't have to cook.
 

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Like I pointed out in a recent vlog she received a lot of Elemis products. Not cheap. Not the first time.
 
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Look at the other ways Fannie acts like a child and makes sure she is to be the center of attention, the "bride" at every wedding, and come out on top or a the winner in every situation, no matter how petty:

In one video, she was “lucky” and found the crown baked into a cake which she promptly put on her head and squealed Wheeeeee!

She found the baby Jesus in the cake 2 years in a row.

She was told in advance where her favorite chocolates were hidden on Easter so she could find the best chocolate on the Easter egg hunt before anyone else. Remember her squealing, my favorite, how paaaaarfect!

She was upset when Cat or others at the Shittoo get into Fanny’s stash of Cadeau gifted chocolates hidden in her bedroom. She always kept the best for herself locked away.

Also, the housekeeper who works 3 hours per week only cleans Fanny’s apartment. Fanny doesn’t care how filthy the rest of the Shittoo is as long as her area has been cleaned. Let them eat cake indeed.
 
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And just think: right now, Fanny has 5 full time people on the payroll at the Shittoo: Anne Marie, Crazy Nutty, Dan, the Porcelain Fondler Phi Phi, and presumably Sabine. 5 monthly salaries courtesy of Patreon and Youtube. In addition to a part time salaried cleaner and Kirsty (who I think is a very nice person and as an employee is probably worth more than all of the other 5 combined.)

Adding her travels, etc., Fanny is definitely spending the cash.
 
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Does anyone know if any items that have been gifted have been spotted on the French equivalent of ebay/gumtree etc? Just wondered.
 
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Yes, our little wiki is all grown up now.. to the extent that I'm thinking if it is possible to make it into 2 wiki pages: 1 for information and 1 for media files (pictures, videos, etc.)

let's see what the mods say
 
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Aw, thank you! Don't laugh, but I am the sort of person who sends hand-written notes for everything! My friend, LuLu, sent me a "Thank You" bouquet for some work I did for her pro-bono, and I sent her a thank you note. My neighbour across the street made me banana bread, and I sent her a thank you note via post as well. (Ironically, another neighbour, whose parties I attend, writes me "Thank You" notes for bringing her bottles of wine- one does not attend a soiree without an offering, and I bring good Cabernet (which I do not like! She loves Cab!) But one will not one-up T Rex!) I send her a "Thank You" note for inviting us. My mum raised me well. I have a drawer filled with literally hundreds of Thank You notes, which I deploy with a cursive written note on any occasion. (Unfortunately, kids these days- my 14-yr old nephew uses my SIL to translate cursive!)

Also, the housekeeper who works 3 hours per week only cleans Fanny’s apartment. Fanny doesn’t care how filthy the rest of the Shittoo is as long as her area has been cleaned. Let them eat cake indeed.
No baybay, it's more or less "Let them eat tinned beans!" One could not pay me to stay at that cesspool. But I'd gladly pay to stay with the Fleuries or even Dick and Angel!
 
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Other than Kirsty and the 2 cleaners who lives out, I wonder how any of them are getting paid in wages versus in lieu of room and board and in the case of Snorty, benefits.
 
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The one I checked was an hour in length and took me about 2.5 hours to log & check the prices of goods & covert some from dollars to pounds etc. But it was worth it. When I first came to Tattle it was a combination of unease about the inauthenticy of Jarvis, then the Christmas/NewYear mass parties during Covid when the hoards were going to the Chateau & rest of us were following the rules. The gift grabs had started to annoy me early on - the sitting down with drinkies and snacks & then opening an obscene amount of gifts when they had so much anyway. Like a lot of people it was escapism but I don't need to escape to a rancid disfunctional place in the middle of nowhere any more. Time's up, real world opening up. Show us the money Jarvis.
 
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Hanni was a bit of a weirdo, but I never realized things ended on a bad note. A whale got away, big loss for Stephanie Jarvis.
Like many during Covid, I believe Hanni may have been between jobs, so she likely had to cut back on the patron donation and crates of Bolli!
 
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Hanni was a bit of a weirdo, but I never realized things ended on a bad note. A whale got away, big loss for Stephanie Jarvis.
Hanni was just another person Stephanfraudie used and then discarded when no longer of use or benefit to her. (and I mean this with no disrespect to Hanni. I am speaking about the actions of Fanny). She leaves a lot of bodies in her wake. Maybe she, Marie, Selmar, Ian, Tomas, and all the other volunteers need to form a support group for former Jarvis/Shittoo occupants/volunteers/ employees and guests. The group t shirts can have an unflattering photo of Fanny along with her family crest “something for nothing” on the front and the flattering photo of Nutty on the back. The t shirts could be available in the colors of Thor the peacock.
 
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Hanni was a bit of a weirdo, but I never realized things ended on a bad note. A whale got away, big loss for Stephanie Jarvis.
Her mistreatment of Hanni, who obviously had a serious crush on her, perfectly illustrates Fanny's cruel lovebombing, and narcissistic destructive tendency to use and abuse those who fall under her spell!
 
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