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Green Fairy

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I have a dilemma. This is my 999th posting. The next time I post I will hit 1000 and become a VIP (eat your heart out @Heathcliffe) But I'm crippled with indecision. Surely a 1000th post should be pithy and profound, and not just bitching about Fanny's culpability obfuscation? Or maybe it should as that's the whole point of this forum? Decisions decisions, might have to go have a lie-down in a darkened room 😂
 
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OhIDontKnow...

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Well, it’s Wednesday in France. Wednesday. Hump the Patrons Day. Happy Hump the Patrons Day everyone!

Wednesday. Where all of the Chateau Diaries Patreons are treated to yet another diversionary vlog to make them forget that Stephanie Jarvis isn’t going to tell you how she’s spent the over $500,000 that has been donated to help her fix her house. She’s not going to talk about where this money went. She’s going to show you $10,000 worth of wood, or Anne Marie’s super neat and tidy workshop that seems to be the only thing he works on. She won’t talk about the apartments she’s building to try to boost her income after everyone figures her ass out and stops donating. She probably also won’t talk about the hole she dug while draining yet another lake without the proper permission to make a swimming mudhole for Mr. Earth himself, Michael Potts. She will though, throw on her best nightgown and run all over the Shitto interrupting people as they try to work on something. Wheeeeeeeee! bye bye lots and lots of love from LaLande! You make all of this possible!
 
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graciemckitten

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Although Fanny claimed to have never received a birthday present (please refer to Rule No. 1 for Stephanfraudie), Daddy purchased silver tea sets, bedroom suites of furniture, chandeliers, a grand piano, rugs, china, a grand piano, etc. for Fanny and gave her in excess of a million dollars in early inheritance money to buy and work on the Shittoo and travel, etc. at the age of 29 years old. Stephanfraudie claimed that her love language was "receiving gifts" in an early Chateau Diaries video.

Stephanfraudie has now received and opened a minimum of 3,486 presents (83 videos x 42 presents per video) in the past 24 months. And has a backlog of 8 months (16 videos x 42 presents) which is 672 more presents to open on video. I know some of the presents are for of Crazy Nutty or the Porcelain Fondler, etc. but I included the entire amount as Fanny's because she has many presents to open behind the scenes that don't make it on camera or are thrown away and other presents received prior to the Unwrapped video series.

So, just from the start of the Chateau Unwrapped through the remaining 8 months of video gift grab diaries to film, Stephanfraudie would have received and open 4,158 presents on video. I think her love tank is full now. Stephanfraudie is Stephangreedy.

Here a few of the other gift/opportunity grifts filmed by Stephanfraudie herself in Chateau Diaries:

Daddy porn tiles imaged into a computer program to make tiles for kitchen- Manor and Maker. Remember Fanny looked shocked when the man implied that he wanted to be paid for his hours of work on compiling the tile info.

LaLande peacock logo created by a guest

Lalande children’s book created by a guest/volunteer

Peacock chair that fellow chateau owner customized for Fanny and drove hours to deliver to Fanny, then Fanny took the chair and sent him on his way immediately, without even offering him a beverage.

Free costumes from guest/volunteer.

The rose of Lalande info and research a guest performed and gave to Stephanie.

Custom dress for Versailles.

Tatiana gave her leather corset.

Daddy’s porn paintings turned in to wrapping paper by guest.

Christies tastemaker - Christies personal patron of Fanny. Fanny chosen for Christie’s tastemaker promotion.

CNN story - CNN producer of story was patron of Fanny.

Marketing article about LaLande - by Marketing Professor who was patron of Fanny and stayed at the Shittoo.

Spode plate from Egyptian enthusiast. Remember he was upset that the plate was not on display when he came to the Shittoo. He took photos of her in her second hand custom yellow ball gown and in turn stayed at the Shittoo.

Oliver did painting of her laying in bed.

Potts took hundreds of photos of Stephanfraudie and took the misleading photos of the chateau that Stephanfraudie used to grift for vacation swaps.

Nick purchased a car for her.

It’s far more than that in total value as the Xmas cadeaux brings in a load of expensive items. Extrapolating the past weeks, over the past 2 years Fanny has received a total of 5,000 gifts approx.
And that is just what she shows. She stopped showing the very valuable stuff on camera (probably to avoid raising the tax man's suspicions).
 
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MojoDublin

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yes, I know that, but how on earth would we know if Hanni, or anyone on there is still a patron or not? I don't think we have that level of intel.
if I may …. It was addressed in patron
An ex .. patron very firmly asked for the name to be removed

usual shite regurgitated from the charlatan Stephanoligy
1:: so grateful for their donation
2:: very pressed for time hence not removed
3:: in honour of their donation - it was an epitaff to their presence

Now real truth

if showing 17 top tiers declined to pay for anymore - rubbish .
It could have caused a landslide

also the other rubbish spouted patrons just dropped down tiers

then 60% of them all dropped to 5 dollars 💵

her lips are moving - she’s lying

buying patrons herself
The overall % of support has dropped

ff sake my names still on the roll
And I stopped paying 7 months ago
😈😂😈😂😈
 
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graciemckitten

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Look at the other ways Fannie acts like a child and makes sure she is to be the center of attention, the "bride" at every wedding, and come out on top or a the winner in every situation, no matter how petty:

In one video, she was “lucky” and found the crown baked into a cake which she promptly put on her head and squealed Wheeeeee!

She found the baby Jesus in the cake 2 years in a row.

She was told in advance where her favorite chocolates were hidden on Easter so she could find the best chocolate on the Easter egg hunt before anyone else. Remember her squealing, my favorite, how paaaaarfect!

She was upset when Cat or others at the Shittoo get into Fanny’s stash of Cadeau gifted chocolates hidden in her bedroom. She always kept the best for herself locked away.

Also, the housekeeper who works 3 hours per week only cleans Fanny’s apartment. Fanny doesn’t care how filthy the rest of the Shittoo is as long as her area has been cleaned. Let them eat cake indeed.
 
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M&MsMom

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regarding the young woman from Ukraine....

Something has stuck in my head that I can't shake and I can't find on the CD videos I watched last week, before I got angry and stopped.
I could almost swear that on one of those walks through the chateau, where Stephanie stops in the kitchen and talks to everyone and sometimes meets new volunteers that she introduces the camera to, someone said they were from Ukraine. None of you know me, but I have a memory like an elephant (it is my greatest fault! Makes it very difficult to "forgive and forget" when you can never forget, no matter how hard you try!). I am certain that will find this video, but if I can't.........

............the point of this post is to say that it is my opinion that there is no way she has opened her home to a "refugee". She had to have known someone that knew this young woman, or this young woman may have been already que-ed up to volunteer there. What about the Russian volunteer from Cyprus - Maria Sidorova - perhaps she knew this young woman from Ukraine? I just am having trouble believing that this is some random act of goodness to bring in a person who needs refuge from what is happening in her country.

It will be spun that way, of course.
 
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Clara Burnett

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And just think: right now, Fanny has 5 full time people on the payroll at the Shittoo: Anne Marie, Crazy Nutty, Dan, the Porcelain Fondler Phi Phi, and presumably Sabine. 5 monthly salaries courtesy of Patreon and Youtube. In addition to a part time salaried cleaner and Kirsty (who I think is a very nice person and as an employee is probably worth more than all of the other 5 combined.)

Adding her travels, etc., Fanny is definitely spending the cash.
Yes, Kirsty seems to be a really nice person and for sure a valuable and responsible employee (the animals at the HMN would probably agree and that alone gets her a praise in my book). Based on what you wrote earlier (and I totally agree to it) that would mean that she's at great risk spending her time at Stephanie Jarvis half owned party shed, as she feeds mostly of decent, caring people. I do fear for her, going down the same motions as Dan did, sooner or later.

Her mistreatment of Hanni, who obviously had a serious crush on her, perfectly illustrates Fanny's cruel lovebombing, and narcissistic destructive tendency to use and abuse those who fall under her spell!
At the moment (and I have no clue why and no safe way of finding it out quickly) Hanni is not supposed to be talked about in the HMN. Even the smallest reference to the name or person can lead to palpable tensions. My guess is that Nasty Nutty the Argentinian Bully is at the root of that, those two have history of not really liking each other, and maybe Nutty got the same instructions from Stephanie Jarvis as the ones concerning Selmar's treatment? But this is purely my own intuition talking. Like I said, it's not something anybody wants to elaborate over at the moment.
 
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graciemckitten

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I am no lawyer, but against whom and where to mount a lawsuit strikes me as important. And difficult in this case. Do you sue in the venue where the comment is published, or that in which the commenter lives?
(Wagering that this comment is one of those which gets two likes and 657 attachment views. 👀👀👀)
It wasn't just Selmar Nattie is known to bully people, it came from other volunteers and even Philip. Yeah I think the age thing is mentioned because of the disparity of their ages she is the position of power even over his job not just in age so the powerplay is unequal. If she was a kind person like Kirsty etc. it wouldn't matter how old she was verses Amaury and Kirsty is older than Amaury. The fact is Nattie is an awful person who has manipulated her way even into the bed of her bosses family which further secures her position which punctuates this inequality. Again she is using her position of power as a manager and queen of the shitoo even bossing SJ around. SJ uses Nattie consensually in return to fight her battles while keeping her hands clean. Nattie is FAR from being a victimized middle-aged woman. As far as her looks go sorry to say she looks much older than her years while she is pushing 40 or is 40, the years have not been kind. In Spanish we would call her an abuelita or worse La Veija Cochina for dating a man so much younger in an inequitable powerplay. Frankly everyone is fair game men women no matter their age or rank. So I don't think Nattie should get a press pass because of her age it is because of the awful person she is that makes her an easy target.
Great analysis. In my humble opinion, I also think Anne Marie knew all the questions his cuz was going to ask him in his interview and that one goal of the interview was to rehabilitate Nasty Nuttys reputation by having nice Amaury (as he has been portrayed in the edited videos to date) express his desires to care for her and make her happy..This was to try to create the impression that if Anne Marie liked Nutty, and Anne Marie seems so nice, that these other people must be lying or have ulterior motives and Nutty must not be so bad. One of the oldest tricks in the book. Also, don’t look at Nuttys nasty behavior or actions, look at Anne Marie’s affection for Nutty, Fannys grief over the loss of her father, Fanny earning an income, Fanny needing a hug (sad Fanny), the loss of Anne Marie’s friend, etc.

The whole interview was calculated to put out the Nutty fire and to dampen the rising criticisms and heat on Fanny by trying to make people feel sorry for her, the lost 46 year old little waif that needs to be pitied, rescued, given a pass, and also given lots of presents, freebies, candy, vacations, and money, She is so transparent with her manipulations, why.will she not be transparent about her finances, monetary gain, gifts, etc. Hmmmmmmm….
 
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Clara Burnett

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What do your eyes ands ears tell you about how Pavelina is settling in, Clara?Fanny is clearly biding her time before showing her on screen after noting the comments about exploiting her. "Downstairs" I am sure they would have plenty to say.
I'm not 100% sure yet, but from what I've gathered she's game with all things going on and will appear in the vlogs soon. The dilemma Stephanie Jarvis faces is that she does not want to ignore who she is and where she comes from, but she does not want that kind of serious talk in her shitshow. It will be a balancing act between fun and reality and we all know that's not her strongest talent. I still don't exactly know who Pavelina is and what her previous connection to the charlataine is, but I am convinced there was one.

What do your eyes ands ears tell you about how Pavelina is settling in, Clara?Fanny is clearly biding her time before showing her on screen after noting the comments about exploiting her. "Downstairs" I am sure they would have plenty to say.
Talk about eyes and ears having plenty to say: it's been remarkably quiet these past days. Makes me wonder if new rules were applied...
 
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MojoDublin

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I'm so happy Spring is finally emerging and look forward to "outdoors" weather.
It's supposed to me 32C here today and the pool is slowly warming up. I'm hoping it's a poolside and margaritas weekend.
full moon this evening —-

ST Patrick’s day ☘ is supposed to be double digits
( ok but 12 degrees is double digit)

So To one and all ..

May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.

tonight Ireland :: full moon 🌕

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Lady Rosalie

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Caroline Gooder's royal "we" (commented on earlier by I believe @KiKiGee) Still keeps going through my head! These know-it-alls AREN'T super fans!!! They are Stephanie or Philip, or some other HMN resident!! This slip up was gold!


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Clara Burnett

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My guess is that she will produce a slick, well-presented smoke and mirrors presentation outlining all the positives the charity arm does, how happy CD makes her Patreons and viewers, and take advantage of the Ukrainian refugee to highlight her caring, philanthropic nature. This way she indirectly addresses the growing negative comments and youtube production. This would be the more 'positive' approach to her current difficulties. Of course she might just fall back to her default 'negative' approach which is to distract and circumvent criticism of her by attacking someone close to her, her 'outing' approach.
I for one would like to see her try, turning that monstrosity (both morally and legally) into something positive. Maybe she can begin to explain where the money went that was supposed to be used for her good friend Marina Kim's "charitable" organization, that at that time already ceased to exist and was never heard from again. Unless the charlataine Stephanie Jarvis now thinks that donating money to a fraudulent friend in need can be understood as charity, a positive spin is the last thing she can come up with.
 
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T Rex

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It must be clear to Fannys subscribers now that it nothing more than a summer folly, surely! The content that is available to her at the start of Spring is incredible, I bet many of us tattlers are preparing our gardens for spring and she could have had a home run talking about her planting and self sustainability plans if it wasn’t glaringly obvious the HMW is nothing but a holiday home dosshouse. most of her subscribers will be normal folk, surely they must see the disconnect? She does sod all! I knacked my back today turning over the veg beds so I’m a little bitter.
Indeed. With of the seed packets she had been sent (there were thousands, especially in 2020), the Shitoo should have had quite a garden last summer- one that could more than sustain not just the household, but the B&B- especially with the hire of not one, but TWO gardeners (and Selmar was still there, but it seems he had been ousted.) Fanny was more concerned about what pretty flowers could grow than the actual food stuffs, which the only ones I recall from last year were mainly a bumper crop of courgette, and a few wild strawberries (which Fanny ate most of). Apparently, Fanny rarely makes treks of any sort to the greenhouse these days, as Kirsty showed her the lettuce that needs to be used, and the other items that KIRSTY planted and are thriving. SMH. Sadly, Fanny's priorities are that of a 5-year old- "making crafts" vice actually having a hands-on approach to the day-to-day operations of the Shitoo, and making it sustainable, especially in these times of rising food prices. She does favour herself as a modern-day Marie Antoinette, albeit, in lieu of cake, "Let them eat tinned beans!"
 
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billybudd

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It’s criminal, the waste, the excess. She has achieved her dream of becoming Marie Antoinette II and we are all saying “off with her head” 😡🤮
It seems more like she will drown like a hoarder in a tsunami wave of woodwormy beams, really appalling tragic French granny tat from Emmaus and the freebies she can't resist sent by creepy fans.
 
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Clara Burnett

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Bit rude. No matter. Enjoy Tattle.
You were a tat harsh yourself too. Both of you had good points worth discussing, sometimes things get lost in misunderstanding.

they got 800000 euros for that farmhouse 18 years ago...my guess is they never looked back...on their way to the bank... :oops: they only used it in the same way Fanny does..just as a summerholidayplace...looking at the state it was in, they didnt care much about it..
Actually, before Corona hit the current Marquis and his wife would visit at least once a year. They rented the whole place a couple of years ago from SJ to celebrate a wedding anniversary. Sometimes the grandkids come by too to remember their childhood holidays spend at the HMN. None of them seem very impressed with how SJ runs the dump though, it's just memory lane for them.
 
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Clara Burnett

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I would be interested to hear about any interactions with Stephanie and Nutty in which Nutty gets put in her place. She reminds me of a prefect at my school who used to pick on us younger kids and as soon as a teacher came around the corner, she suddenly changed into the paarfect prefect.
From what I've witnessed myself Nutty the Argentinian Bully does not get a lot of attention from Stephanie Jarvis anyway. It's comparable to how the charlataine treats her furniture: all excited and enthusiastic when it was newly gifted or bought with other peoples money so basically for free, but rarely used thereafter. The Bully has done a great job acquiring the position she now has at the HMN, but the bad press and the very likely to be repeated bullying does not do her any wonders. Jarvis will just respond by ignoring her more, I guess, only to increase the chance of a new episode from the woman who just can't contain herself. Another ticking time bomb at the HMN, I'd say.
 
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graciemckitten

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Noooo, don't! There'll be hell to pay for the health and safety inspectorate 🤣



That is deep diving beyond the call of duty
And Think of all the expensive gifts she hides and the huge amount of pricey gifts and alcohol she gets from patreons visiting the b&b. And the large amount of gifts Nutty tells the gifting person will not be shown on air. Could you see Nutty, “Fanny wants me to let you know your expensive gift is paaaarfect but for security reasons, we simply cannot film it. Fanny will send you a signed postcard in the next 18 months to thank you and we hope you may be able to spot your gift on video if you’re careful. Remember to sign up and donate on out next live chat! We love our Patreons!”
 
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I had McD in Paris.. still trashy, but not as bad as US/Canada (in my defence, it was 2am and I was drunk and hungry!)
The best one I have had was in Istanbul.. it was actually a decent burger (they call that specific burger something else... some Turkish name)

Dammit now I'm craving a Big Mac Meal...
Have to say...no big McD fan, but yesterday was my first day out again...had to bring some papers to the accountant..as a result from covid my taste and smell is still not back... my husband insisted on a hamburger...so we stopped at the Mcdrive...i also ate one...and damn that thing i actually could taste...i said to my husband...i can taste this...makes me wonder how much rubbish is in there... ;)
 
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graciemckitten

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I think one of the reasons she is redoing the Marquis apartment on Chateau DIY is so she can add another redecorated apartment on the Patreon's dime that she can lease out for income. She would have, Isabelle's apartment, Potty's apartment, Gerry's apartment, will finish Nutty's apartment, and the Marquis apartment finished so she can lease them out for big bucks for her and her 2 ghost partners in grifting, Nic and Potts. I think that is why she is so hot to install a pool, redo the tennis court, and do all the gardens and landscaping so it looks good on the outside and people will want to rent the apartments out but not stay too long to realize what a dangerous shit hole it actually is. I think that is also why she wants the woods cleared finally of all the overgrowth and dead trees and trails established. She wants to restore the pond and do the facade to complete the look. It is typical Fanny, all form and no substance.

Remember she leased out an apartment when she had a dangerous electrical fire at the Shittoo. She has never replaced or fixed the electrical issues at the Shittoo and then continued to lease the apartments in a dangerous condition She was too lazy to leave Venice on vacation (because she wanted to show off a new crown she purchased with her last few hundred pounds of cash) to come back to the Shittoo after the"devastating" fire.

Fanny just wants to make sure that they get the new renovations done that will generate big money for her and her cohorts, Nic and Potts, so when the grifting stops, she can finance her travels and lifestyle with the apartment cash.
 
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