The Chateau Diaries #121 SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*

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Greetings all, long time lurker and first time poster. Thank you all for the laughs and insights!!

I just wanted to share my CD experience - I started watching in 2019, when I dreamed of moving to France from the UK (have bought a small place there). My daughter and I would look forward to coming home on Thursdays or Tuesdays (I can't remember when she used to first post!) and watch the recent CD. I was taken in by Stephanie Jarvis - her love of even the smallest pleasures in life (like hot baguettes or a sunset) , kindness and cheery demeanour. She seemed to have a positive attitude - even when faced with challenges, which I was charmed by. I enjoyed the original Sunday videos when she would sit down and share a more in depth history (of a fabric etc).

When locked-down hit, CD was something lovely to escape into and we even considered going there to volunteer (eye roll!).

There were red flags early on - like the multiple properties (LDN, SA) and the finances she shared, didn't seem to add up. The story about how she sold her property in London to co-buy the property and yet still owned an apartment in Islington. The expensive designer clothing, the expensive holidays, the endless alcohol. The expensive piano, fountain and chandelier her father bought her from Venice etc etc. How was she a child who lived in an attic with hardworking parents who were nurses - yet grew up so many expensive and OTT gifts.

But I dismissed it and thought, she must be one of those rich people that thinks they are poor (I've met many in the UK - crumbling mansions and holes in jumpers but still manage to send Tarkin 4th to Eton).

I thought it was odd how she called MP her best friend - but then learned they had only met a year before on a TV show.. Then I realised everyone was her best friend - it was superficial - and I noticed her flirting with everyone - male or female - more and more. I dismissed this as eccentricity and how 'in love with life' she is.

I noticed that every now and then, her demeanour or tone would be quite snippy or snobby - especially in the charity shop, when she wanted to purchase something that another person didn't agree with - she would be quite curt and do it anyway.

Then money started to pour in and I became unsettled. What was she doing with it all? Why was nothing really getting completed? How were the volunteers being used? I watched one or two of the gift videos and had to stop. I couldn't understand how she was comfortable accepting gifts from strangers. I started to see through the smoke and mirrors.

I started to notice how inappropriately she dressed. She seemed so very desperate and not cultured as I had once thought. Tacky.

When she started to visit other chateaus and give tours, my eyes opened properly. Other people, with far less means, were creating handsome, thoughtful, modern and yet classic interiors - it made her Shiteau look like an absolute mess in comparison. Filled with tat from the charity shop, mixed with a few nice pieces of furniture which were lost in all the clutter. No thought, no clarity of vision and design, filthy - absolutely filthy (the kitchen door etc YIKES).

I couldn't stand watching her filling it up with more and more stuff. How many tassels and fabrics and table clothes and plates does one need? And framing everything - no discernment for quality or value. No follow through - projects half done, attic and outbuildings in a state of filth and disrepair. I couldn't understand the animals - why did she have them? It seems she goes from whim to whim.

I barely coped with the arrival of Philip but thought he would leave soon - like all the rotating characters. He was so disingenuous and tried far too hard. It was embarrassing to watch him. But then he stayed and kept accompanying her everywhere - it was so odd. I thought, "oh she's like a mother figure or mentor to him". The day I found out she was dating him, I unsubscribed and haven't watched a single video since.

I get my info from Tattle instead!

Your analysis and insight has been spot on! Thank you - I feel better for releasing this all! Will go back to lurker mode.
No don't go into lurker mode, the more commenting the merrier!
 
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Wasn't much point taking her on Safari was there? She wouldn't have seen much at all.


I hope Ian is feeling like that but he probably is feeling very hurt as he was so fatherly to fan. He probably feels shat on.
Most people who enter Fannys life leave that way, feeling, shat on.That love and laughter from the Shittoo and fan ultimately screws everyone.
 
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But Mason and Nordic Weirdo started a downhill trend and she is certainly scraping the barrel with Snorts. God knows how low she will go after dumping him!
Don't forget about Edmond Fokker! He surely has set a specific tone...
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2 things now:

First, I still have no idea how housekeeper Dave looks like

second, it probably doesn’t mean anything, but whenever my baby Michael vanishes, jikki vanishes too…

Jikki is clearly with the Hooker twins taunting Metherdick with x-rated content
 
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All the sycophants still in Stephanie Jarvis' good graces should take notice what happened to Selmar, her once knight in shining tango armor now turned into persona non grata without as much of n explanation. Some might think that being loved by her superfans might be a form of security for the not too distant future, but the kickstarter debacle was already an indication it would not help Selmar much and the non-response after his bullying revelation speaks volumes. Nobody listens because nobody cares about anybody but Stephanie Jarvis. She has trained them well.
They think It won’t happen to them. With a narc like fan, it is not a matter of if you will be burned and discarded but WHEN you will be burned and discarded. No one is special except fan and it will happen to all of them.
 
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Looks like someone is pumped up and ready to go to the fictitious Ball.
It still amazes me how she manages to pump them up so much when there is so so little in the first place. Its really a pity it can't be done the other way. I'd love to chop 99% off mine.
 
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I say Stephanie Jarvis, the partial owner of Chateau de Lalande, swindler of Patreon and master manipulator behind the Chateau Unwrapped YouTube channel ditches him now - when Phyllis goes cray-cray with rage and starts spewing the truth about the missing money, SJ should revert back to gaslighting and claim he's an unhinged, unhappy, unsuccessful thespian taking out his upset on SJ; highlighting his youth and lack of life experience as a reason for his outburst too. I'd give her a pass for a fortnight, or so, if she'd just get Phyllis out.
A commenter said that Dan needs a wood chipper. Snorts better make sure that doesn’t happen. 😇🧐🤔🦫💩
 
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Was tha the scene of the crime where fan shrieked and made such a disturbance that caused her to be uninvited to future trips to Venice? She is a looking at the room with a look like. “Good times.”
No, this was the room where she shared those good times with SunGazer Mason. She was loud then too, embarrassing loud. At least she admitted it was in the servant quarters.
 
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This got a LOL out of me. Andrew who?
Just as a reminder for Michael…it was this Andrew…who just recently celebrated his 30th birthday! Feliz Cumpleanos, Andrew! Looks like he’s doing well and loving life!

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Anne Marie looks so trapped. Are you okay. Do you need help? Anne Marie, blink your eyes 3 times and give us a hand signal if you need help or want want us to call the police!
We need a "Free Anne Marie" movement! Get that guy out of there!!
 
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Just as a reminder for Michael…it was this Andrew…who just recently celebrated his 30th birthday! Felix Cumpleanos, Andrew! Looks like he’s doing well and loving life!

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I still can't quite believe we witnessed Patreon funds being used to secure a gigolo for 1 month... although desperately morally wrong, it was quite legendary. Maybe, this is why Metherdick can't quite string a sentence together right now, too wounded by the rejection when the money ran out.
 
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if I take a page from natti‘s book, amaury coukd accidentally mistake me for her and…and..

where is that damn book?
I'm sorry, but all I'm not getting the attraction to Amaury. I guess the cast is limited in terms of eye candy, but it's the Goats Cheeseman all the way - I don't even mind he's liberal with spreading his seed....
 
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I'm sorry, but all I'm not getting the attraction to Amaury. I guess the cast is limited in terms of eye candy, but it's the Goats Cheeseman all the way - I don't even mind he's liberal with spreading his seed....
Amaury. Lights are on but no-one's at home. Goat Cheeseman, intelligent, on to SJ's pathetic winsome ways. Wins all the time in my book...but might need to have an airfresher round his neck if you went on a date with him 😂 😂
 
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I will never understand Stephanie heaping accolades on this inept lazy Youngster- Amaury knows it’s bullsh*t too. CamelPud is a waste of space. He doesn’t even pretend to work- what a losebag.



Fake Busy


So gross
Ribs are drawn on. Fake just like everyone at the Shitoo.
 
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