The Chateau Diaries #121 SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*

[ploppityplop2]

Oh, you're on Stephanies tracks

The Chateau Diaries #118 FFS - Nobody wants to sleep with Philip

I have been a member here since October 2020, I have laughed out loud at many posts, agreed with lots, thought others were way off the mark but just kept reading and replied when and where I had something to say. When I first posted there was no introduction from me nor any welcome as a newbie...

tattle.life

I won’t be partaking in mouldy Sachertorte though

 

[MojoDublin]

I would put money on Snorts not going anywhere (apart from his lame theatre show) UNTIL Steph finds a replacement, from where we have to wonder ? If there is some man out there who has deep pockets, likes all that she does, could whisk her to a life of real luxury not needing Emmaus and could help save her chateau Snorts would be dropped like a stone. The chances of that are more likely because of her 'fame' than just living in HMN but then it has shown her true colours so may put possible suitors off. Her "for show" affection at that piano was excruciating. They just do not show on screen chemistry or seem believable other than appearing as 'work'? colleagues. I just dont know where they will be in 5 years ? His parents must despare and be totally embarrassed at their sons behaviour on the www. for all to see being the paid gigilo to a woman their age.

See that’s the point
She has TO PAY for company - in all aspect of her life

I’ve never paid for sex - some girls just don’t get that lucky … Stephanie Jarvis mortified your paying for his practical experience.

Can only imagine granny will want a refund when she finds he’s not accomplished in all aspects … of the boudoir

 

[Le Baiseur]

This got a LOL out of me. Andrew who?

 

[Iolair]

If she decides to sell, She should put it up for auction if that's allowed in France. The YouTube fans would probably keep bidding up till she gets WAY more than she could ever get on the market.

I'd buy it just to bulldoze it.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

This got a LOL out of me. Andrew who?

the fianceee who got of the hook..or did teabeg got of the hook..

 

[Le Baiseur]

the fianceee who got of the hook..or did teabeg got of the hook..

I think Teabag was the winner in this one.

 

[Kat-the-Great]

i think all of the chateaus with Patreon accounts are going to see big declines in numbers of Patreons and pledges because of the war. Stephanie's luxury travel channel is DOA for a second time.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

This is an excellent point. My parents had kept video and photos of their holidays to Hawaii in the 1970s .... when they passed last year I just chucked all those things, they meant nothing to us kids.

I try and put people I love in my photos so then I'm keeping the photo for the person not the view.

 

[MojoDublin]

@graciemckitten you inspired me to find some pics. to illustrate your post.

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As ever spot on with the pics
Especially for you @KiKiGee

 

[Sparrowsfart]

For the timeline experts on here - today Percy informed us that Isabelle had her eye op on "Tuesday 2nd March" obviously not this year as 2nd March was a Wednesday

Wasn't much point taking her on Safari was there? She wouldn't have seen much at all.

Got it in one. I bet builder Ian is sitting back laughing thinking 'so long suckers'.

I hope Ian is feeling like that but he probably is feeling very hurt as he was so fatherly to fan. He probably feels shat on.

 

[graciemckitten]

As ever spot on with the pics
Especially for you @KiKiGee
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Anne Marie looks so trapped. Are you okay. Do you need help? Anne Marie, blink your eyes 3 times and give us a hand signal if you need help or want want us to call the police!

 

[shaken&stirred]

No @LaFrancaise123, they were just far too lazy, or, obviously far too busy travelling all over the world to do the necessary local research themselves. How "green" was that delivery - pun intended. And I do know that sapele is not 100% real wood but, hey, what the heck?

Sapele is a rainforest mahogany. It’s expensive unless it was a veneered plywood.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

2 things now:

First, I still have no idea how housekeeper Dave looks like

second, it probably doesn’t mean anything, but whenever my baby Michael vanishes, jikki vanishes too…

 

[Clara Burnett]

@Clara Burnett Any intel on the flight BS? My first thought went to avoidance too...

Absolutely a blatant lie. She changed the returning flight at the same time she changed the outward flight, but did not tell FRK until it was too late for her to change her plans. She really doesn't want to see FRK at the moment.

 

[Iolair]

I am just very thankful that they were not all attending Carnival in Brazil or Trinidad
Can you imagine the LA LA Land motley crew in these types of costumes ??

(*** For the record, I would love to go ‘play mas’ at Carnival but I would insist on wearing an opaque full body bodysuit underneath the costume at this point in time even though they accept all body types. I just really want the big wings and headdress and a bit of sparkle )

I dunno... I reckon SJ could pull of a Brazilian Carnival costume of a yellow jacket wasp, and blend right in. Afterall, it's not much different to how she dresses every day. Vespula vulgaris.

 

[graciemckitten]

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Looks like someone is pumped up and ready to go to the fictitious Ball.

Was tha the scene of the crime where fan shrieked and made such a disturbance that caused her to be uninvited to future trips to Venice? She is a looking at the room with a look like. “Good times.”

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Anne Marie looks so trapped. Are you okay. Do you need help? Anne Marie, blink your eyes 3 times and give us a hand signal if you need help or want want us to call the police!

That won’t really work, too obviously.

Let me try: Amaury, if you feel trapped with nowhere to go, take of your shirt and take a long steamy shower with the camera pointing at you all the time.

 

[LadyoftheEast]

I couldn't stand watching her filling it up with more and more stuff. How many tassels and fabrics and table clothes and plates does one need? And framing everything - no discernment for quality or value. No follow through - projects half done, attic and outbuildings in a state of filth and disrepair. I couldn't understand the animals - why did she have them? It seems she goes from whim to whim.

I totally agree with all you have said - my experience exactly, but I also couldn't believe how she never ever lifted a hand and tottered around in weird inappropriate clothing and shoes trying to bear her body to all and sundry. She has to be the laziest person I have ever encountered.

 

[graciemckitten]

This is an excellent point. My parents had kept video and photos of their holidays to Hawaii in the 1970s .... when they passed last year I just chucked all those things, they meant nothing to us kids.

One thing I did with a deceased relatives photos was to scan them and make a digital file of all of them, then kept some of the actual significant photos. That way any younger relatives had all of the photos to access on their computer in the future if they chose to ( if they got curious as they became older or had kids).

Absolutely a blatant lie. She changed the returning flight at the same time she changed the outward flight, but did not tell FRK until it was too late for her to change her plans. She really doesn't want to see FRK at the moment.

I assume she will use a similar strategy in the future to avoid Selmar.

 

[Le Baiseur]

2 things now:

First, I still have no idea how housekeeper Dave looks like

second, it probably doesn’t mean anything, but whenever my baby Michael vanishes, jikki vanishes too…

Voila!