The Chateau Diaries #104 it was all claws on deck!

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Pyke

Dont worry you can buy a Dremel engraver for £20 at B & Q. Oh ...I've just checked and they are a "Managers Special Buy" at €12 at the local Brico "while stocks last", come on Dan vlog and drone that trip for us please, let's spend the Patreon money on something that we will be able to see with our own eyes or via a download photo at least, cannot wait to see my name, money well spent in my world. Perhaps you could make a start whilst Steph is away and you have to sit at Chateau frozen and bored on guard duty, I am sure there must be a few spare pieces of board you can use to be screwed in place for the great reveal later this year ?
 
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Arfarf

Now listen, you!!!
Don't be shading my little fart!
What does he DO???
Well let me think on this a sec.

He spends hours looking up post cards for Shrek of his chateau...which makes him an architectural historian in his Mummy, Stephs, mind.

He gets out a teapot with matching cups and pours tea for Madame and her visitors which makes him a china expert in his mummy, StephenMe's mind ( and his)

He practices his expressions of agreement and perplexity in the mirror.

He rearranges all of his stuffed animals in his playroom and Nic's apartment when they are not there which makes him an interior designer in his mummy, Steph's mind.

He squeezes into as many clothes of his mummy Steph's both day and night which makes him a fashion trend setter in his mummy, Steph's mind.

And he lays out all of his mummy's clothes so he can keep her dependant on him and looking just like his dear old grandma.

So there!!!
Our little fart is a very busy boy.
 
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WMGL

Delizia said:
Btw, I'm so sorry if I focus too much on Marie's vlogs when she's not even in chateau diaries anymore. If you want me to stop and go create another thread just for that I'd completely understand.
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Wake up call to me Thanks.
 
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The Cheshire Cat

I'm not surprised that SJ is taking Cameltoe with her to SA. I wouldn't trust Squirrel NoNuts as far as I could throw him. Imagine leaving him alone in your home. He'd be rifling through all your personal papers and belongings and helping himself to whatever he fancied. Ugh! No thank you!
 
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LaFrancaise123

Yes... family !

I come from not too far from Sarthe... I know...
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

dont forget the very late sleep ins...watching netflix and auctionsites...together in bed with Her Lazyship...i guess only coming downstairs to see if anybody has cooked something to stuff up their mouths..and after that back upstairs..to open a bottle of champagne and get in bed again..talking about all the things they are planning to do for the shittoo..and dont forget planning the trips offcourse...
 
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Diesel

Just wanted to let you join in on my joy about my repaired downstairs loo!

The water kept flowing and I managed to repair it all on my own without volunteers, Ians, Dutch tango dancers, and above all no patreon money.

I'm truely proud of my achievements!
 

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billybudd

billybudd said:
Yes, there's a deeply vile kind of sexual mayhem element ....
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Quoting self, 1000 pardons, but I had to add my long term persuasion that the "sexual" frisson between SJ and Squirrel Camelpants is 99% tragic French granny thrift shop tat lust. Shopping addiction.
I call your attention to the way he stroked the chair she bought him on the day the diminutive Barbie desk she bought him arrived. It's pure kink, and not in a hot way.
The crusty sexual energy at those Emmaus visits between them is so gross and voracious I can't watch. Partly it's the geriatric/care home/Oedipal fetish/granny porn vibe they both radiate. Errrggggggggh. And the thing about PJ is he is the last thing in the world any one of us of any gender or vintage would tap.
Onward and downward. Have a nice day.
 
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Kickintheass

Arfarf said:
I hope that wallpaper peels off the walls soon. You can see every seam and the entrance to the actual bathroom that with that gloomy paper, it is like leading you down a path to hell.....
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I think Dan should bring the kids to lala when he is caretaking and let them use the downstairs loo. Little fingers love to pick at peeling wallpaper.
 
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Lady Avonlea

That was my awakening - I finally did the math and was shocked at what SJ was earning and then spending recklessly on personal items, trips and lousy decoration, with no renovation taking place.
 
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LaFrancaise123

I love how Charlotte kept her calm when answering the Chatelaine's (short) answer about the masks in France.

Charlotte is right : it is only a government recommendation to prefer the surgical masks to the cloth masks. And yes : they could tell their viewers so that, they would stop sending more.

Bravo, Charlotte !
 
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Gibson2

Amazing piece of sleuthing @KiKiGee

As for the Nelson Mandela reference, I sincerely hope they adjust their glasses! The rose tinted ones only work if you bang your head against a brick wall and keep on doing so until they think that SJ is akin to him.
Can we send an emergency package to this poor deluded soul?
 
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OG GCHQ My G

KiKiGee said:
He and SJ knew each other before he arrived at Lalande. Here is the gift grab shot.

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Phillipe's first appearance on camera the day he arrives - age 23 with grey hair as Kat states - he puts on a tiara and eyes up SJ - she calls him Phillipe
Workaway / Volunteers@lalande = tinder

Cadeaux at the Chateau - WITH DAN THE GARDENER!
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billybudd

I was actually feeling good about her. Oh well.
 
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MojoDublin

Ohh ffsake that is one mighty big head
And I think SSB is responsible for all the hair flopping and beanies

That’s all you can pull - in the middle of nowhere - their like a bunch of liquorice all sorts …. Of Shite

Wonder how safari is going ??
 
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KittCatt

@ KiKiGee said smolpuppyo'love is BJJ...
Yes you are right, I've stated this before smolpuppyo'love is Philip & I'm sure most of the other sickly superfan comments on Ytube & patreon are Philip, Nati & SJ. Some of their new patrons within the last few days might be them as well (£1 - £5 payment). SJ can easily afford 50 - 100 more new patreon accounts at £50 - £500, they are desperate & relentless. There are sickly superfan comments here about the Flurrys as well. Curtis is only friends with her to get more patrons. SJ linked his unnecessary photoshoot video & channel to her patrons. Gone are the days when asking for funds online was mainly done by those providing free online services like Web Archive, Wikipedia, software & browser extension developers now we have people like Sadie asking people to fund her horse or SJ & her chateau friends (incl the Flurrys) asking people to renovate homes they clearly can't afford. They (Philip & SJ) must think patrons & viewers are too stupid to know they are behind some of these accounts.

SJ & the Flurrys gained 2,000 extra Ytube followers in 2 weeks.
 
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billybudd

How hott is that? Following auction sites in bed together, with their hot water bottles, nursery food and matching do-rags -- his to protect the pillow cases from Little Prince Perruque Poudre's henna scalp dye.
You have a wonderful wise spidey sense, my friend.
 
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Lady Avonlea

KiKiGee said:
I agree. This would pass as her swimming costume.

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I recently watched a video from her last trip to SA which was 2 years ago just before Covid. Nic and his family came along, along with Potty, and when the group of them went swimming SJ stayed on shore because she doesn't like to swim. So thankfully we may be spared seeing her in a swim costume. SJ doesn't like swimming . That's why there's no pool at the shitoo, but perhaps she really doesn't know how to swim. SJ also doesn't like walking/hiking, physicial activity or sports of any kind - unless it's lying on her back in bed eating bonbons.

During that January 2020 vlog, SJ also mentioned that she hadn't been to SA for 4 years because she couldn't afford te air fare. Not sure that was true and more likely she was trying to avoid Mummee. But she's definitely got the cash to flash now and is happy to jump on a plane to SA for a quick 2 day trip. It's time SJ be brought back down to earth!
 
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billybudd

Le Baiseur said:
How many gap years until one is just considered a drop-out?
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He is more and more reminding me of an old friend. She was a gifted reporter, and quit 9 to 5 when she had children to freelance. She accepted no assignment that did not involve expense account travel to Europe, which was then, as now, full of really shitty stories bad for your resumé. She took all those assignments for stupid stories because she absolutely cannot resist free travel. It is crack for people like Camelpants, who is a classic cheesy checks appeal lap dog. With a granny fetish.
 
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