I received one of those Murder Mystery Party things for Christmas in the 80s. It's still unopened.
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Guessing you noticed him talking over her when she was talking about hanging on?
I’m not so sure if it was pure controlling. Maybe more that Selmar needs to protect his idealised version of her. He can’t listen to Tatty talking about her own struggles, not his Angel! No, because he’s the knight who saved her!
Oh vey, if I am going to live with another Tattler, it'd be you (because you are my evil twin) or @Le Comte de Monte Cristo (he has a staff). I think Fanny only feeds them when there is a video to be produced- suspect these jokers are forced to eat whatever freezer finds they can get the rest of the time. Sad life!
No T, no shade. I used to have to style Eileen Fisher clothing back when I worked in department store display. Many of the individual pieces are lovely, but the collections are designed so all the pieces fit together, like expensive Garanimals. We were not allowed to mix pieces with other vendors, it had to be head to toe EF. So it was a little boring from a merchandising perspective.
I know you all need the sounds of Newfoundland ... so I bring you this off topic video
That would be a little mind numbing, as she does not release many pieces at a time! (SMH!)
Sadly, I watched Sillymar and Tatty's NYE video- it was depressing AF. Apparently, their current kickstarter of $9K might have been a wake-up call to them, "What do you mean only $9K? But we've produced two whole videos with no content since the inception and why aren't the grannies opening their wallets to us?" Oh no, Tatty, you've never given us an actual business plan- and if you were a little more proactive in producing content/videos, people may have opened their hearts (wallets) to you. Le non. Tatty and Sillymar just sat on their arses expecting gold to fall from the sky. Fin. The end. And now, Tatty, you are stuck with him. You told Sillymar he IS your soulmate- no Shitoo of your own, you is f***ed, girl!
Well, these idiots have 17 days to go, so perhaps a magical woodland fairy with a bag full of gold will step in at the N-Hour. (Not likely, but I do like to give people hope.)
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Doesn't apply now as poor Heathcliff was murdered off on NYE at the Shitoo.
Oh you could send it to Fanny for gift grab then
What a terrible photoshop job! She's been edited beyond recognition.Ah now in fairness - unless she’s absolutely caked in slap
SSB gives a good run at dog ruff
She’s needs filters
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Eh he shaved 🪒 at leaste 10lbs off on this epic …. Yellow monstrosity
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He took 10 years off the jawline
And that’s without 1 month recovery🩹
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Apart from the obvious wrinkle removal, he shrunk her face, gave her a nose job, realigned the eyebrows, reshaped her jawline.
I wouldn't hire Curtis Ryan Woodside! He's terrible at this.
No kidding! The logical thing to do would be to hit the reset, thank everyone and come back with a smaller more manageable plan. At least that way its not a total failure. They are on the titanic right now shuffling deck chairs. It’s exciting to dream big but you have to run your dreams through a reality filter.
That is exactly why I would want to hire him -- she looks immensely improved!! And so much younger and hipper!What a terrible photoshop job! She's been edited beyond recognition.
Apart from the obvious wrinkle removal, he shrunk her face, gave her a nose job, realigned the eyebrows, reshaped her jawline.
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I wouldn't hire Curtis Ryan Woodside! He's terrible at this.
MY GOODNESS! I know i'm not a great person but i did not deserve to see it.
Exactly.... he knows what to get rid off .... her hooked nose , sunken cheeks and that forehead!
He would make Squirrel Boyfriend look like Brad Pitt crossed with David Beckham !!!
Chinese burn??
No cougars- only lions
More entertainment in the "kittens watch bath bomb" video
However I did discover "so chateau" I had an exercise where my daughter and I went through and guessed dates of construction and then planned visits. We batted about 50/50
On Billy’s vlog “Not a Very Interesting Day,” at the 7:18 mark he says it’s a daily vlog that shows what he’s doing for the day…well “what I choose for you to see, that is.” Truer words were never spoken! I guess we’ll never hear his side of the story about his military AWOL and trial for desertion. He chooses not to share that tidbit. That part of chateau life while “on the run” in France is conveniently left out. I think he’s applying the “don’t acknowledge it, or talk about it, and it will go away” rule from the playbook.
I guess you're right. The woman on the left is much younger, hipper, and obviously a totally different person. That woman on the left ain't SJ.
A good photoshop/graphic artist would at least leave some imperfections distinct to the subject.
I'm guessing Curtis Ryan Woodside's clientele are mostly internet catfishes.
Imagine...BJJ's face and torso with David Beckham's legs and Brad Pitt's arms. Ugh...
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What a terrible photoshop job! She's been edited beyond recognition.
Apart from the obvious wrinkle removal, he shrunk her face, gave her a nose job, realigned the eyebrows, reshaped her jawline.
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I wouldn't hire Curtis Ryan Woodside! He's terrible at this.
Oh wow..... I could have used him that time I ask someone I ASSUMED was going to be a toothless local in some random town on the I5.... um no... he was a STUNNING firefighter with that THING down the sides of his tummy (I know the name, but keeping it clean for the kids) the ones next to his 6 pack... oh... and he spoke french... he was about 20 years younger than I was, I was doing a freedom run for 5 shelter doggies from soCal to Canada, I hadn't slept for about 26 hrs at this point AND my car was now filled with poop and I think I was covered in it. I was trying to get the chains off my car. I couldn't. I think I was swearing and crying at the same time. He turned around... and... yup. Could. No. Longer. Talk. All I wanted to do was slip into my time machine-and then something a little more comfortable
like.... uh.. ya... he actually did the courtesy of being flirty - which then had me drive off IN THE WRONG DIRECTION 
and he saw. And he knew. And then I had to sit and hide. Like a moron. He was even a blonde which is just not my type but lord - how was his damn stomach TAN in the middle of winter
jeezus. Yup. I needed that on-site airbrushing
immediately. Or a time machine. Either would have done.Omg - did he move to Scottsdale?
Dearest Heathcliffe - I was shocked to discover that you were the target identified to be murdered by the shitoo gang during their NYE murder mystry event. I'm so pleased you survived their murder plot and are still with us! Stay say - they clearly have a target on your back!
That video was as boring as the party was reported to be.
I may select Ian the Electrician - at least he has a boat!I'd rather have a dirty, sweaty Matt with his dad bod, wearing his waders!
They definitely read hear - att 16.45 - the deceased was Lord Healthcliffee by blunt force trauma to the head!
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Nic was particularly elusive - not even wearing a mask!
And now Maiike's mother has arrived - they didn't even introduce the woman, but given the resemblence to her daughter it wasn't hard to figure out. How the hell did she get out of the Netherlands and into France - they really don't give a f..k about covid! But why the hell is she there! Maybe that's what's pissed Nic off!
What a dull crowd for NYE!
Brown - not your usual choice for a festive NYE table!
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