varyingborders
VIP Member
My eldest is almost 7 and I don’t know how I managed to keep him alive before all of Joe’s amazing parenting advice!
what a knobber!!
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what a knobber!!
gloriouscheesecake
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You're doing great girl. Just ignore that prat, he doesn't know what the f**k he's talking about.
InstaFamous
Well-known member
True story re: Joe’s tiny portions:
I signed up to the body coach programme back in 2016 just as it was on the rise (my colleagues are still appalled about the twelve week period when I would have to have lean mince and a fried egg for breakfast). [as an aside: it’s not great, there’s better out there]
Anyway. One of my “carb reload” meals allowed me to have spaghetti. A. Whole. 7. Grams. Of. Spaghetti. 7g. There’s nothing quite as heartbreaking as weighing 7g of delicious pasta. As I was draining it and salivating at the thought of eating it, some of it slipped through the sieve and straight down the sink, leaving me with about 3G of pasta. My husband walked in on my using a fork to try and pull it back up from the sink “because I really REALLY want these carbs”.
I quit the week after.
I signed up to the body coach programme back in 2016 just as it was on the rise (my colleagues are still appalled about the twelve week period when I would have to have lean mince and a fried egg for breakfast). [as an aside: it’s not great, there’s better out there]
Anyway. One of my “carb reload” meals allowed me to have spaghetti. A. Whole. 7. Grams. Of. Spaghetti. 7g. There’s nothing quite as heartbreaking as weighing 7g of delicious pasta. As I was draining it and salivating at the thought of eating it, some of it slipped through the sieve and straight down the sink, leaving me with about 3G of pasta. My husband walked in on my using a fork to try and pull it back up from the sink “because I really REALLY want these carbs”.
I quit the week after.
Stacey's mum
Member
He's not a qualified PE teacher, he should not be selling his videos as PE lessons, a HITT session is not a PE lesson and personal trainer training does not give you the understanding of how to plan and deliver a PE session 
there are actual qualified PE teachers uploading non monetized videos. These videos may well be good brain breaks or exercise/fitness videos but they are certainly not PE videos the man is an absolute arse, rant over ....
there are actual qualified PE teachers uploading non monetized videos. These videos may well be good brain breaks or exercise/fitness videos but they are certainly not PE videos the man is an absolute arse, rant over ....I just wanted to say thanks for posting this thread.
Before reading this we were watching Joe's content thinking maybe we weren't doing enough, but since reading over the last week or so I've realised we are actually doing a good job and his lack of variety, general meanness and lack of routine towards Indie and her weaning etc is shocking
Also had to post as I've just seen Indies latest breakfast slop with with blade of his blender right by Indies leg...
Before reading this we were watching Joe's content thinking maybe we weren't doing enough, but since reading over the last week or so I've realised we are actually doing a good job and his lack of variety, general meanness and lack of routine towards Indie and her weaning etc is shocking
Also had to post as I've just seen Indies latest breakfast slop with with blade of his blender right by Indies leg...
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Asparagus123
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I really don’t care if they breast or bottle
Feed but to me Marley being in pain and unsettled just shows that you can’t just switch around between breast and bottle milk like they have !! A newborn is permanently attached to the breast in my experience.This also help mum produce the correct amount of milk etc .. They made out its so easy having a breast fed newborn look Rosie can go out all day and night on a boozy brunch and it’s all great ! Making the rest of us feel like failures ! But now they are reaping the consequences of it in my opinion!
Feed but to me Marley being in pain and unsettled just shows that you can’t just switch around between breast and bottle milk like they have !! A newborn is permanently attached to the breast in my experience.This also help mum produce the correct amount of milk etc .. They made out its so easy having a breast fed newborn look Rosie can go out all day and night on a boozy brunch and it’s all great ! Making the rest of us feel like failures ! But now they are reaping the consequences of it in my opinion!
Squarehole
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I am sure Rosie is delighted to be left with all the holiday washing and two jet lagged babies. If he was my husband I would be be telling him to grow up and put his family first.Off to Portugal nowthat man genuinely takes the piss
Don't get me started on the potty training. 1. Keep it private. 2. She is too young give the poor girl peace
Squarehole
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Love that they went on a playdate today and the mum made good old fashion sandwiches 
She either doesn't follow him or doesn't give a s*"t . Either way she is my new favourite person
She either doesn't follow him or doesn't give a s*"t . Either way she is my new favourite person
Borntorun
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His latest post... blimey they must have had it easy with Indie. Babies are meant to cry when you put them down. They’re meant to want to stay with you at all times. It’s the fourth trimester. Perhaps if they weren’t so busy biking, working out, going for romantic breaks away or brunch he’d have been happier
Squarehole
VIP Member
Why is he self congratulating himself over this and why is no one calling him out for it ! Boasting about how many new followers he has etc and being interviewed on every media outlet.
I commented on his post yesterday about the fact the video had ads and would the money be donated to a charity at a time when many will be desperate for donations. It was of course lost in the sea of adoring comments. Why can't anyone else see he is profiting from a global crisis ?!?
I commented on his post yesterday about the fact the video had ads and would the money be donated to a charity at a time when many will be desperate for donations. It was of course lost in the sea of adoring comments. Why can't anyone else see he is profiting from a global crisis ?!?
chocolate choux
VIP Member
Complaining about the cornflake cakes not setting on his stories
“she’s put- we’ve put too much cornflakes in”
Was he really about to blame Indie?
“she’s put- we’ve put too much cornflakes in”
Was he really about to blame Indie?
came here to say this! i’d be mortified if in 20 years my son is saying that. I also don’t like how he appears to be monitoring what she’s eating while with her grandparents. Very controlling.
Bubblemamaa22
Chatty Member
Set my alarm for 7.
That's a lie-in. It's Monday Joe. Fuck off.
That's a lie-in. It's Monday Joe. Fuck off.
gloriouscheesecake
VIP Member
Joe Wicks #4: Losing views daily, suddenly loves Marley but no carbs for indie
Wingingmotherhood
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I see the DM has run another story on them - wonder how much his PR team is paying them at the moment, seems to be a story on him & Rosie every day after him being so private of their relationship before they had kids.
There’s no way she didn’t know he was filming - there’s a camera set up in there! To be fair to her she looks fantastic but she definitely knew he was filming hence the crop top and sweatpants. Joe’s tiny portions have got her figure back to how it was pre pregnancy in no time at all!
There’s no way she didn’t know he was filming - there’s a camera set up in there! To be fair to her she looks fantastic but she definitely knew he was filming hence the crop top and sweatpants. Joe’s tiny portions have got her figure back to how it was pre pregnancy in no time at all!