The Apprentice #5

[xLJ03x]

Let’s face it, Alan Sugar or his employees read through all the business plans early doors so he always knows which ones need to get to the final. He knew that Dean’s would make more of a profit than the pizzas - plus AC is a growing market especially with global warming and the god damn shit muggy heat we get in this country.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

They are all as thick as mince. The most stupid contestants ever - what an accolade! Thank good that mouthy cowbag Skeletor has gone.

 

[lilykestrel]

It looked more like a small child had a moana themed party and the small children made a flower wall as a party activity/gift for the birthday child.

White, black and red flowers would've looked nice for DWP but I guess they couldn't do that as they'd already chosen tropical/bright flowers? So doomed to fail from the start.

For a second I was quite confused why red white and black would be nice for the Department of Work and Pensions

 

[Eleanor Abernathy’s Cat]

Him laughing at the dildo on the wall

 

[glm31]

When’s the new series starting? Will it be after Traitors do we reckon?

Probably. It usually is. And they'd be foolish to try to compete with The Traitors. I still can't quite bring myself to stop watching The Apprentice, even though it's been pretty rubbish for over a decade, and it definitely didn't compare favourably to The Traitors last year but in January, I'll take what I can get!

 

[Pumpkin Head]

Eggs on a fucking stick

 

[lilykestrel]

The "well how will customers get it home" people kept saying was annoying me, like say "it'll be flat pack" or "we'll deliver" or anything, it's not like you walk out of DFS with a sofa under your arm is it

 

[Rosie glow]

So apparently Andrea is 46 !!!!!!!!!

 

[EllaBella10]

Did anyone else find Amber Rose irrationally irritating?

She was very full of herself and also the bizarre facial expressions she did and that awful lipstick she insisted on wearing.

 

[GossWhore]

I have to laugh at Karen's instagram pictures. They are SO filtered. She knows we can see her on tv right ?

I thought it would be a little touch up here or there. But BLIMEY KAREN

Tv v what she posted lol

Sorry Baroness Brady 🧎‍

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

*CLAXTON*

This is your warning that in seven and a quarter hours is the best episode of every season. Get done with what you need to in advance so you can relax at 9 pm.

 

[Mollywobbles]

Yes!
Lots of people round here getting AC installed in their homes. There is a growing market.
Takeaways…..I get leaflets from different companies through the door every day. Some don’t t last long

 

[Mark81]

So much for 'you dont know what's coming next'

Its been exactly the same shit as every year.

And why they think the fancy trip abroad is good for week 1 I dont know

 

[Crumpet41]

Two massive trips so far this series - Hong Kong and then Egypt. Nice to know where the TV licence money is being spent .

Lolled at all 3 being fired last night. They were all useless.

 

[Adelie penguin]

I think this task was mega unfair a first timer for this show but it was like they set them up to fail

The fact that both teams were shit does make me think it was a fairly impossible task. I'm all for drama but they should at least have a chance of achieving something.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Sugar basically saying to the estate agent 'you're a wanker and unsuitable but it'll keep the drama going'.

 

[Laylaybelle]

Am I the only one that doesn't think Andrea is that bad? I didn't think she was terrible on that task. She didn't need to tell the lie about the book though, she still had enough credibility to be PM being school governer and with 5 kids.



I wonder why she went through the trouble of doing a Midwifery degree aged 40 with multiple kids yet 6 years later is still a lettings agent.

I don’t get why being a school governor is made to sound like an impressive career choice. You’re a volunteer and go to a meeting once every few months, you don’t even see the children (I’m a school governor myself)

 

[Sw4]

They should have just done a standard basic flower wall and made a sign saying 'Florals for spring? Groundbreaking!'

I really liked the flower arch and the pastel flower bouquets, not sure why they were being criticised for being boring in the boardroom before the winners were announced. Would much rather buy a bunch of them than the garish tropical flowers.

This was a good task I thought, for once it was nice to see one team actually do pretty well, rather than both teams having shocking results.

I still don't really like any of them or even know many of their names. Rothna isn't too bad but the rest of the girls are dire. The men are all just a bit meh as well.

 

[Tea&Toast]

I hope corpse face didn’t go anywhere near the children they’d have nightmares.

 

[lilykestrel]

proper cracked me up when they showed him blowdrying his little frail quiff though