The Apprentice #5

[missbct]

I’d get fired for not being able to wear a bodycon dress as I’d look like a sausage, not to mention the fact I can’t wear heels. Apart from that, I’m grand!

 

[Scotch Mist]

The 2 in the final are the only ones who have real businesses. It was very disappointing as I really liked Chisola and hoped she'd do well but her plan wasn't good. I do think that she has a lot of charisma and could do well for herself.

Dean's interview with Mike was absolutely hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

 

[If i told you …]

Anyone want to run up to Linda and cover her arms in body butter

 

[Former_Antelopee]

My favourite task is the one where they have the list of items they have to find. I thought the one in this series was easier than usual though so wasn't as good

 

[Sprezza]

Kieran was far worse than Levi

 

[forgotmyacc]

Also, the winning team were so smug.
I hate that shite.

They all did well i thought.
Karishma is some woman, so clever to think to do that with the donuts

 

[Jumbojet1251]

I’m convinced Kieron’s being kept for Claude’s interview. It’ll be like throwing a lamb chop into an XL Bullies cage.

 

[forgotmyacc]

I really enjoyed that task. It was simple and straight forward. Proper old school apprentice!!

State of that flower wall.

 

[LittlePea]

My understanding was
The wives had 25 each
Dean and his partner 25 each
Wives give up theirs so Sir Alan gets 50 and guys have 25 each

If that is the case as I can’t remember what was said exactly, I think that’s so hypocritical.

LS sacked someone a couple of series ago because there was another person that had shares in the company they were pitching, I remember him saying something like ‘why would I go into business with someone I don’t know who wasn’t part of the process’. I honestly think that’s Deans personality and LS seeing Dean as a younger version of himself is what swung it in his favour.

Anisa was by far the better candidate, what’s the point in the tasks etc if ultimately it just boils down to your business plan and whether LS personally likes you.

 

[Sibz]

"When i was 17, 4 years ago" Wait... Pascha is 21??? Thought she was nearing 40

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Have any of you seen Pascha’s Instagram? She looks totally different to me since the show

 

[JamTart]

Anyone else just see Jay from the Inbetweeners whenever useless Liam was on screen talking

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I found myself thinking Kieran is attractive last night. I like his wide boy persona. I am a terrible judge of men though. 🫣

 

[Mark81]

Love that for Jordan, and i think that's what he needed and a good outcome.

Anisha is going to win then

 

[glm31]

Triple firing for not-quite-triple-cooked chips...

 

[idontknowthispage]

Why can no one ever do basic maths? They’re measuring ingredients not launching a rocket.

 

[TigerTim]

Sir Alan telling his ‘jokes’ at the start
Everyone else:

 

[EllaBella10]

I was really disappointed that Chisola didn’t have a good business idea, she was great. Glad Anisa is in the final, surely hers to lose now, she’s been more competent than Dean. I’m so bored of Sugar keeping on the cockney wide boys because they remind him of him 🥱

I really do think that if Chisola had a better business plan she’d be in the final. Sugar liked her, she came across very well. So disappointed with her choice of business plan Agree, it’s Anisa’s to lose now.

 

[bananabutter]

I think it’s fairly obvious that Anisa is going to win following this episode.

 

[Sw4]

It's all so false and heavily edited. I miss the old days when you saw actual friendships and enemies forming and a bit of banter (for want of a better word).

It's now so formulaic - someone butting into someone's negotiation, someone making a dire mistake with cooking, one team doing an awful boring tour vs the others doing a fun one, and so on. It's been dumbed down so much.