The Anna Edit

[Freebies_come2me]

Struggling to adapt to a new routine of just a couple of hours of work in the morning really shows how little change she has in her life.
It’s not healthy to have zero changes in your life, and as we know from her vlogs, it’s like Groundhog Day even before quarantine begun

Lol she is so rigid, did Mark sent her a meeting notice with 48h notice before they can consummate their relationship? Because boss babe needs to schedule, put it in her diary and make sure it doesn’t clash with her to do list? We shall get a pre-sex self-care pdf printable checklist soon...

 

[fred1998]

Just looked at her latest blog post. Who does she think her audience is?
Shirts that are £350+
A tank top that’s £155
£407 trousers
£270 jeans
A cardigan for £390
And that horrible red dress was over £400!!

Obviously it’s all #kindlygifted but I can’t see much of her audience spending the best part of £2000 on a few items, no matter how sustainable they might be.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Who in their right mind would pay for Missoma jewellery, knowing how much they give away to influencers and are paying to influencers to flog their wears?

I know those of us on Tattle have had our eyes opened to this sort of thing and we’re a tiny minority but I do find it baffling companies like Missoma make sales.

 

[Ihatepeonies]

Bronze eye. Bon appetite. Boring clothes. Repeat

 

[Kitkatkut]

How and why have I not seen pages and pages of comments about those absolutely hideous grandad sandals?! Does she think she’s stylish in them? She looks like she’s about to embark on an over 70’s walking holiday! Absolutely horrific in every way, those monstrosities need burning, and quickly.

Sorry for anyone who loves those shoes for comfort, I get that, but why does Anna feature them in outfit photos and videos so much? And in her latest (boring af) outfit video, she featured them in several outfits whilst saying she wasn’t going to go outside. I don’t get that at all, why include these hiking shoes in an outfit is she’s not even leaving the house? Also, why make an outfit video in the first place when all you wear is overpriced tracksuits or jeans and a t-shirt? That’s literally like me filming my “outfits” in lockdown homeoffice: “Hey, so today I’m wearing my yoga pants with a clean t-shirt and a black jumper, and tomorrow I thought I’d pair my yoga pants with, um, another t-shirt in case this one gets dirty, and with a cardigan in case I get cold.”

 

[Wobblehead]

FFS anna and other influencers - no one gives a CRAP about 10 outfits for spring wardrobes... have some thought for what the hell is going on in our country and the world at the moment. Someone shut these idiots down. If this was a big company doing this people would be going apeshit

 

[Freebies_come2me]

Nah Anna is too ‘proper’ to conceive with intention without the house move, she pdf and checklist everything, I don’t think that is the supposed flow.

 

[dreamybutterfly]

For someone that spends that much on clothes, she sure seems to wear the same thing over and over again. All she wears is that white linen shirt.

edited to add: As a fellow virgo Anna, did you not proofread that blogpost before publishing?

 

[Parisienne]

This might have been discussed before, but why does Anna buy/wear so much merch? Multiple Glossier hoodies and sweatshirts, a Bon Appetit jumper, now Bod by Rod merch too (I know the BBR stuff is raising money but feel like she'd have bought it in any case). Even she and Lily had their own merch sweaters made if I remember correctly?? I'm sure there are other examples too. It just feels like a strange thing for a woman in her 30s to do, to continually feel the need to be a walking billboard/make sure everyone knows how cool she is and what brands she's into. I don't know why it bothers me so much but there we have it

 

[Ihatepeonies]

8pm!

Mind you, I’d be so bored living her life of recipes and exercise, interspersed with watching my wet weekend of a husband make bread, that i’d probably have to take myself to bed at 8pm too

 

[Freebies_come2me]

OMG moving PDF checklist coming ya way

 

[wagner1985]

I'd just like to say she now has two pairs of black linen Arket trousers, one in a size Small, one in a size Medium. Cos who doesn't need two pairs of the exact same £60 trousers in their capsule wardrobe?

 

[SachaStark]

Ah yes, found it this morning. It is a very lovely flat. They’ve done a great job in renovating it; whoever has purchased won’t have much to do except new flooring/paint colours, if they don’t like Anna and Mark’s choices.

Why on Earth doesn’t she take photos next to those beautiful stained glass windows?? They can’t be very identifying for the building, surely?

For those looking for it, use Rightmove, tick the filter to include sold properties, then set your price to minimum and maximum £375,000 and bedrooms to minimum and maximum 2, in order to get down from something like 2,000 flats in the area. It took me a minute to recognise it (it was the kitchen chairs that got me in the end!), as there are apparently hundreds of beautiful flats for sale in Brighton, and they are ALL decorated exactly like Anna’s

 

[Freebies_come2me]

Here comes the Birkenstock chat for the next 2 months.

My prediction - AL on YouTube, monthly fav in July, how she waited so long to try it, they are the comfiest

 

[Phantum]

I know she was told to say it for the purpose of the ad but who the bloody hell calls it Waitrose and Partners in real life? Her and her dweeby husband cook a lot, the shoehorning in of WAITROSEANDPARTNERS every 15 seconds just made the whole thing seem so contrived. It could have felt a lot more natural if she had called it that once and then just Waitrose from there on in. The whole thing was just a bit embarrassing, and how excited can 2 grown adults get about cold soup served in a drinking glass?

 

[Jaybtee]

Oh no, please don’t speculate if someone’s trying for a baby or not. Also saying it’s time after Lily and Rich is just weird. Anna is 29 why the pressure to have a kid? And even if she was 40 no one should pressure her about conceiving. It’s their choice, (or if any issues, their struggle) let’s not get into that!

Thanks, my bad. I though she was turning 30. It’s anyway an irrelevant number when framing a conversation about discussing other people’s life choices. As I said, in my view, speculation about trying to conceive is inappropriate regardless of someone’s age, be that 29, 31 or 40.

yes, hate this - none of my friends have kids and we’re all 32-33... don’t understand why people online hound influencers asking if they’re planning to conceive and the assumption that they should be at least thinking about it. It’s not the 1950s!

 

[Ihatepeonies]

Oh shit. What’s she gonna do now Bon Appetite is racist? Only paying white editors etc

that’s a quarter of her identity. The other three quarters are bronze eyeshadow, brows and simpering at Mork

 

[mermaids456]

it's mad, i deliberate over spending a £30 top, i keep it saved and keep going back and fourth! mad that she can just drop that amount just like that, influencers really do get paid silly, silly money.

 

[Never in the World]

In fairness if you haven’t had kids in your 30s it’s because you’re living your best life socialising travelling etc none of which are accessible to her right now her days must feel so long and I suppose I’d rather her do overpriced daft work out classes than buy an ill thought out dog like so many of them do

 

[deb284]

Who declutters their kitchen in a crisp cream boiler suit? Only Anna.