wow, a one year old with the ability to open a can of beans all by himself?! i wouldn't be moaning about such an achievement! he's obviously super advanced in his fine motor skills! oh wait, what tash actually means is that she fucked up and left an open tin of beans within Rome's reach - in which case she should be more focused on the fact that she was lucky he didn't end up cutting his hand, and it's bean juice she has to clean up, not blood and a trip to A&E. although admittedly, that's the outcome eshe would likely have preferred because "relatable" #singlemum content.
her life is so tough and so representative of the lives of single parents everywhere that she stayed off SM for the whole weekend, not because she was spending time with her children and giving them her attention and time, but because it was a weekend the kids spent with their dad - so she spend the weekend "busy" with friends and nights out and chilling etc. the moment the kids return home, her immediate priority is to grab her phone, because she can only engage with them through a screen - and clearly spends all the time the kids are with her staring at her phone and chatting to her followers under the guise of being a busy, "werking" mother, forced to film vlogs with her mouth full of cereal because she's so busy juggling children and work that she doesn't even have a spare second to eat - yet when the kids aren't with her and she has all the time in the world to film content and use SM, she doesn't. she's categorised herself as a "single mum" so she can justify spending all her time on her phone when the kids are there, because she relies on exploiting their privacy for content when they are crying and upset, her first thought is to grab her phone to film a reel rather than actually comfort them - yet when she's on her own, she has nothing to share because the kids are her content - and nothing more.
as the kids grow up, they are likely going to prefer spending time with James, as they obviously have privacy and aren't treated like performing monkeys, expected to act and smile in ads and pose for the camera, never actually seeing their mother's face because she stares at the screen while speaking to them. staying with their dad will be a welcome break from their own unpaid working lives, and she's going to get a shock when she ahs to ditch her #singlemum hashtag because they all opt to move in with their dad, having realised that their childhood was far from normal.
plenty of time for her to break his spirit with her monotone voice, command barking and cashing out on his privacy. I feel so bad for these children, can't imagine the effect of a childhood like theirs will have on them when they are in their teens and twenties 
