I tried to take one for the team with the pod again but got less than 10 minutes through and thought ‘why am I listening to this?!’ I’m no snob but I’ve got a degree and I’m listening to a woman who can barely string a sentence together!
Anyways, in the 10 minutes I managed to get through one stand out line for me was ‘I need to get out of that fear of leaving my house without my kids because I’ve got myself into a little bit of a rut with it’
‘When I was out i was just texting my family, I had a nurse in place for Oakley, which I’m entitled to (lol), and I still didn’t get back late whatsoever’ I would say direct quote but I skipped typing the 4,000 ‘erms’ in those sentences!
‘We went to somewhere with proper charva music, literally not my scene, there’s me in like YSL heels’
‘I felt so out of my comfort zone cos I’m dressed like quite prim and proper (lol) in a nice outfit and there’s people in like jeans and trackies’
‘I got home at 10.45pm you know, even though I had a nurse I just wanted to make sure everyone was asleep and everyone was alright.’ She had previously mentioned it was a bottomless brunch and after that they were in town for 5.30pm so they must have gone out pretty early!!! She goes on to say that it was a practice for her 30th because she has really bad anxiety!!
Now for my favourite part… ‘there was quite a few of us girls out and I found it quite intimidating as well because I’ll be honest with you there were people that were coming up to me and saying can I have some photos done? And I recognise you! And that’s what started my anxiety off and then I was wanting to leave because I didn’t like that because if I’m out I think people should just like appreciate that and I’m just a mum, like, I’m a nobody do you know what I mean? I’m just a mum. So that just set my anxiety off cos I’m thinking I’m getting watched and these girls were following me round like these young girls they must have been about 19/20 and I just felt like I couldn’t relax and let my hair down and when people were coming over like blokes talking to me I felt like I was getting watched so I was like nah, let’s go’ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck me, calm down Kim Kardashian!! Poor, poor Talia getting cock blocked by her legions of fans!
That’s all I could cope with before my brain cells shattered into a million pieces
Remy started going on about how Talia can’t pour out of an empty cup and she needs to prioritise time to herself sometimes. I thought stop the fucking world I want to get off!!!