I’m
bleeping cringing at those stories. I tell you what, ask anyone who has been here over 5 years and they’ll tell you how embarrassing it is to live here at the moment with how many wrongens are out here. Definitely losing its sparkle by the day but luckily most of the Lockdown Crowd go to the
crappy places anyway.
Why are everyone’s mouths so close together?


it’s making me feel sick. They’re so close together - dirty breath and dirty teeth and dirty
b bear.
He’s pulled out his favourite line whenever he’s with someone new and he wants to impress, have you noticed?
“This is XYZ and I love her, she’s so pretty *enter a personal comment*”
For example with Ellie he’d say:
“This is my girlfriend Ellie, I love her and when she does her make up she does that little flicky thing on the end”
Charlotte:
“I love Charlotte Crosby forever and I’m gonna be her last boyfriend ever” (because she had such bad luck with men before)
Used to be fairly endearing, now it’s just plain slimey and ridiculously manipulative.