Stephen Bear #18 Another day, another plastic coq, tick tock Stevie, soon be your time in the dock

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Congrats to @Kas01980 on the winning thread title with 58 votes!

Just in time to celebrate Londons most tragic couples anniversary!
 
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Congrats to @Kas01980 on the winning thread title with 58 votes!

Just in time to celebrate Londons most tragic couples anniversary!
Thanks for the new thread and congrats to myself for my first thread title attempt

Looks like they've gone to wagamamas for their special 1 year anniversary meal lol!
I'd rather eat the sole of my shoe than whatever that is on their plate (matching meals, how cute!!!)

Anyone else noticed how that orange T-shirt seems to have fused itself to his body? (Last few pages of the last thread). I'm guessing he's having similar problems to the ones he had with the polyester dressing gown after it fused itself to his rancid body
 
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Well done on the thread title well deserved

I just can’t get over the fact they’ve gone out for their anniversary like it’s their weekly outing with rob (which doesn’t seem to be happening anymore)
I’d be mortified if this was how my partner celebrated an anniversary. Especially when they’re still in the technically ‘early stage’ of their relationship it should be all hearts & flowers not tracksuits & flab
He’s such a greaseball too. Gives me the ick. Love how he has such etiquette to be sat at a dinner table with a baseball cap on oh jizz we’re oh so jealous
 
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I think what baffles me the most is the evidence that they've barely got a pot to piss in, with grande statements of love such as this...sitting in a mediocre chain "restaurant" with a baseball cap on to hide his greasy head, yet on the other hand thinking he can get people to believe he's winning at life with millions in the bank. Money talks Stevie...or in your case, it doesn't
 
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Not been on this thread for a couple of months. I see things are just the same
They are both still vile and disgusting just like that meal
 
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Not been on this thread for a couple of months. I see things are just the same
They are both still vile and disgusting just like that meal
Nooo...things have got SO exciting! Stephen Bear University has just launched!
 
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Living the chavvy dream as per usual, chain restaurant, he’s wearing something a 14 year old wears (probably for sale on Depop) she’s probably got her Shein set on. Hope she’s ordered herself her own present for the 1 year anniversary remember his attempt at Valentine/Xmas? A scribbled note on a bit of spare paper
 
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I can see it now, 'Jess I bet you're so glad you're my girlfriend' ...or something just as awful but with spelling mistakes.
 
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Wagges for your anniversary 🫠.

I fully appreciate a meal out anywhere is a luxury, but if you claim to be making £50,000 a month like Jiz you would not be going to waggas
 
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